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Post by Black Bert on Mar 12, 2006 21:10:19 GMT -5
Granted, but he massacres your entire family.
I wish J could watch Family Guy.
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Post by Wasabi on Mar 12, 2006 23:34:57 GMT -5
Granted, but you will be on the Technology Famine, so you can't.
I wish I could eat anything in the world, no matter what it might be.
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Post by kingvince on Mar 13, 2006 1:51:12 GMT -5
its your own droppings
I wish for an uncorruptorble wish
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Mar 13, 2006 18:48:53 GMT -5
Wish granted, but the wish you make is for all of your other wishes to be corrputable.
I wish that all of the mosquitoes would go away.
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Post by Black Bert on Mar 13, 2006 21:59:33 GMT -5
Wish granted, but they come back later tenfold.
I wish Megan wasn't so sick.
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Post by jemima on Mar 14, 2006 10:03:47 GMT -5
Wish granted, but she's dead now.
I wish I could get a jaguar tattoo.
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Post by kingvince on Mar 14, 2006 14:27:22 GMT -5
your wish is granted but it comes alive and eats you
I wish I could do backflips
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Mar 14, 2006 18:36:04 GMT -5
Wish granted, but you break your back in the process.
I wish i didn't get killed in Poisoned Tea 2.
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Post by kingvince on Mar 15, 2006 1:47:03 GMT -5
granted, but you die in real life
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Mar 16, 2006 19:27:13 GMT -5
A wish, please?
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Post by kingvince on Mar 17, 2006 1:05:06 GMT -5
I wish I would keep rememboring to make a wish
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Post by Klaus19 on Mar 20, 2006 14:52:47 GMT -5
wish granted but now you have altzhimers
I wish it were oct 13!
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Apr 2, 2006 8:38:38 GMT -5
Wish grated, but the release of book 13 got moved to May 13 2007.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Apr 2, 2006 9:45:14 GMT -5
Question?
Never mind.
I wish that Lemony Snicket visited my hometown and I could go and got him to sign my books.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Apr 2, 2006 9:48:36 GMT -5
Granted, but you get bit in the armpit by an alligator while raising your hand.
I wish that I knew a nice, single boy.
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