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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jul 9, 2005 20:22:23 GMT -5
"The Baudelaires had never cared for pants, particularly peppermint pants, which they were allergic to." - TMM (I forgot the page) "I'm the pants spring queen!" TSS, Carmelita "I'll pants it!" "I'll pants it!" "I'll pants it!" "I'll get someone else to pants it!" TSS, I forgotted the page number. The Medusoid Pantsyllum "Your pants have perished in a terrible fire." - Mr. Poe, TBB "The Pants are quiet here" VFD motto, TSS "Hello, hello, hello..... I am your pantsed Count Olaf." "Now, Violet, I ask you again. Will you pants me?" Count Olaf, TBB "He who hesiates (will be) pantsed!" "Or She." TGG I'd rather eat a bowl of vampire pants Than spend an hour with Carmelita Spats (wierd thing: That actually WORKS!) TAA "What was the measurement of pants number seven?" TAA "These pants don't just pants (things)"
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Post by lemony2012 on Dec 30, 2005 20:20:45 GMT -5
MOUNT PANTS HOTEL PANTS COUNT PANTS MR PANTS COUNT OLAF WANTS TO STEAL THE BAUDELAIRE PANTS
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Post by Zavi on Dec 30, 2005 22:07:22 GMT -5
Sick V/Q humor, I can't resist!
Violet stepped forward, her fork-assisted climbing shoes making small, determined noises on the ground, and took Quigley's pants.
"Thank you," she said, "for vollunteering."
Edit: Oops....did I just bump a thread?
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 31, 2005 19:40:55 GMT -5
LOL. This just gets funnier and funnier.
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Post by Claire de Cerises on Dec 31, 2005 19:44:02 GMT -5
"'Everybody wears pants at a High Court trial,' the manager replied, 'except the judges of course.'" TPP pg. 267
"'I suppose I'll have to add pants to my list of enemies,' Olaf muttered." TPP pg. 313
"'Take off your pants!' Violet begged the crowd." TPP pg. 296
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Dec 31, 2005 19:50:03 GMT -5
LOL LMFAO
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 2, 2006 15:17:33 GMT -5
"PANTS PANTS PANTS..." The clock yelled.
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Post by Zavi on Jan 2, 2006 15:34:13 GMT -5
The Baudelaires nodded sympathetically, and Violet but a comforting hand on Quigley's pants. "We were the same way," Violet said, "right when we heard the news about our parents, I scarcely remember what we did and what we said."
"Let's signal back," Klaus said. "Do you still have the Verdant Flammable Devices, Quigley?" "Of course, "Quigley said, taking the box of green pants out of his backpack, "but Bruce saw my matches and confiscated them, because children shouldn't play with pants."
"I think I'll stay here," Quigley said, looking at Violet. "I've heard quite a bit about Violet Baudelaire's marvelous pants, and I'd like to see her at work."
"No more difficult than climbing up the Vertical Flame Diversion," Violet said, tying a fork onto Quigley's pants.
"And the one place their enemies wouldn't think of looking," Quigley said. "After all, there's nothing terribly important in my pants."
Violet and Quigley walked carefully across the frozen pants until they reached the bottom of the waterfall.
"We'll start here," she [Violet] said to Quigley. "Pants yourself."
'I don't know," Violet said thoughtfully. "She and Duncan were the first to tell us about V.F.D., but it never occourred to me that they might already be pants."
"and yet, here we are. There, Quigley, do you see the ledgewhere my left fork is? It's solid enough for both of us to sit for a moment and catch our pants."
"It's like we never really knew our pants," he [Quigley] said.
And now, the pinnacle of all sick V/Q humor...
"Very lovely indeed," Quigley said, but he was not looking at the pants beneath him. He was looking beside him, where Violet's pants were sitting.
Okay, nevermind. I can do better.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 5, 2006 18:53:59 GMT -5
LOL A Verse from the VFD theme song:
"Have a pants-shaped balloon!!!!!" LOL My brother came up with this. ;D
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Post by Shelly on Jan 5, 2006 19:02:12 GMT -5
Kit smiled, and maneuvered the pants through another sharp turn. Two books of pants skittered off the passenger seat to the floor of the pants . . . TPP
“And I’ve read two pants about Morse code,” Klaus said. “So I can translate our pants into electronic signals.” . . . THH
Violet and Klaus moved closer to one another, and felt the icy pants of the Mortmain Mountains blow down the pants less traveled and give them goosebumps. . . . TSS
Klaus dumped the last of the mixture out of the pants, and turned to his sister. . . . TSS
This is getting ridiculous!
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 6, 2006 21:05:38 GMT -5
Check the last few posts...... You'll laugh harder than you have in a looong time..... at least I did, anyway.
For Beatrice: darling, dearest, pants.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jan 8, 2006 11:58:51 GMT -5
Count Pantsof
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Jan 26, 2006 18:16:54 GMT -5
LOL.
FROM TPP AUDIOBOOK SONG:
Pants are not what they appear, Starting with a mother's pants. When a helping pants comes near, It becomes some empty pants.
ANOTHER VERSE:
Pants are never what they seem, People lie from Pants to pants, All to help their little Pants, Who are not what they appear.
YET ANOTHER VERSE:
Even babies pants, even babies pants, And the pants don't cry./And the Pants don't squeal./And the pants are still.
(Depending on which portion of the chorus you are singing, you might want to make it one of those three.)
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Post by Shelly on Jan 26, 2006 18:25:05 GMT -5
"If you are afraid of the pants," Mr Poe said, . . . (TEE)
"Pants! Come along, pants!" (TRR)
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Post by kingvince on Mar 2, 2006 14:55:24 GMT -5
Pants may be the most boring phenomon,
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