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Post by Dear Dairy on Apr 27, 2008 23:03:09 GMT -5
SKELETON KEY JOINS RANKS OF THE LITERATE
I'm crying because there's something in my eye.
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Post by Skeleton Key on Apr 28, 2008 12:12:20 GMT -5
DEAR DAIRY WEEPS OVER POSSIBLE EYE CANCER!
I threw up last night.
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Post by melon head. on May 23, 2008 18:37:00 GMT -5
SKELETON KEY ADMITS TO BULIMIA!
I love to dance.
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Post by Dear Dairy on May 23, 2008 21:28:35 GMT -5
MUCH ADO ABOUT MAY'S BODY POSSESSED BY ALIENS!
My dog is trying to get me to play tug-of-war.
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Post by melon head. on May 24, 2008 17:21:01 GMT -5
DIDI BELIEVES IN ANIMAL NEGLIGANCE!
I don't know what I should have for breakfast.
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Post by Songbird on May 25, 2008 8:03:28 GMT -5
MAY CAN NEVER MAKE UP HER MIND ABOUT ANYTHING My computer doesn't like me playing the Sims, so it shuts off on me a lot
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Post by Dear Dairy on Jun 3, 2008 9:46:37 GMT -5
SONGBIRD'S COMPUTER ADMITS BIGOTRY!
The weather is really nice here today.
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Jun 4, 2008 14:06:32 GMT -5
667ER REVEALED TO BE WEATHER APOLOGIST!
I've read a book called "The Uprising."
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Post by melon head. on Jun 26, 2008 22:40:27 GMT -5
SION & GARFUNKEL'S LATEST READING CHOICES MAY RESULT IN AN ACT OF RISING UP!
That was a terrible one by me.
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Jul 20, 2008 10:12:17 GMT -5
MAYY CONFESSES TO DEPLORABLE ARTICLE WRITING!
I'd like to possess all the Deathly Hallows, and maybe make a couple Horcruxes.
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Post by Dear Dairy on Jul 20, 2008 14:08:10 GMT -5
S & G ON SOUL-SAVING RAMPAGE!
I'm sad because I've seen Back-To-School adverts already.
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Post by kopple on Jul 20, 2008 16:13:28 GMT -5
PROTEST STARTING ABOUT RETURNING TO SCHOOL!
My cheesecake is frustrating me!
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Jul 22, 2008 14:38:45 GMT -5
Study shows that cheesecake raises blood pressure, just wait until you see why
My hands smell like laundry detergent
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Post by kopple on Jul 24, 2008 2:45:02 GMT -5
RISING SMELL OF LAUNDRY DETERGENT IN HANDS!
There is a sandwich in my soup
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Jul 26, 2008 15:11:10 GMT -5
ALARMING RATE OF SANDWICHES IN SOUP EXPONENTIALLY SOARS!
I hope I die before I get old…
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