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BSam Xenial Xylophone Posts: 2,437 Likes: 1,454	Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 0:47:08 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by BSam on Mar 19, 2004 0:47:08 GMT -5 DarkPhoenix said: It's prostate cancer. BTW, everybody do it because they want to avoid cancer, do you think they really enjoy it? well...i must have avoided a lot of cancer...

Dark Miserable Mariner False Fortune-Teller It's still alive! Posts: 3,249	Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 0:48:20 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Dark on Mar 19, 2004 0:48:20 GMT -5 Good for you
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Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 12:38:19 GMT -5

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Post by MambaduMal on Mar 19, 2004 12:38:19 GMT -5

swans said:

BY THE WAY DO IT! p;

That is, in essence, what the quote says.

"If you have never masturbated and want to, we invite you to try. You may feel awkward, self-conscious, even a bit scared at first. You may have to contend with voices within you that repeat, 'Nice girls don't...' or 'A happily married woman wouldn't want to...' Many of us have these feelings, but they change in time."

That quote freaks me out... it's like they're talking down to you, like those kids in a sex ed video. *shudders*

The PSA must not know that I posted here.

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ponygirl's vapor Definitely Doomed Dreary Duke we're fadin'...Yo no estoy seguro si puedo sobrevivir esto. Posts: 5,788	Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 13:17:05 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ponygirl's vapor on Mar 19, 2004 13:17:05 GMT -5 now for the big question, is it wrong to do?

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Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 13:31:53 GMT -5

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Post by Madamluna on Mar 19, 2004 13:31:53 GMT -5

No, it's not. Now, you may all be surprised that those old pamphlets from the Victorian Era are in fact wrong, but gosh gee willikers, pleasuring yourself DOES NOT MAKE YOUR headphones OR i'm soooooo dirty! RESPECTIVELY SHRIVEL AND DRY UP LIKE AN OLD CORN HUSK.

I dunno about it causing cancer though.

ponygirl's vapor Definitely Doomed Dreary Duke we're fadin'...Yo no estoy seguro si puedo sobrevivir esto. Posts: 5,788	Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 13:33:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ponygirl's vapor on Mar 19, 2004 13:33:44 GMT -5 morally wrong.

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Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 13:58:23 GMT -5

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Post by Secret7 on Mar 19, 2004 13:58:23 GMT -5

How is it morally wrong? Answer that. The Bible wasn't written by God personally, God wrote it through people, and people didn't understand mastrubation or gays then. That's why it's in the bible.

P.S: Uh... I know this is "Disturbing Disscusion", but there could be six year-olds reading this right now. We should stop talking about this.

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ponygirl's vapor Definitely Doomed Dreary Duke we're fadin'...Yo no estoy seguro si puedo sobrevivir esto. Posts: 5,788	Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 14:09:58 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ponygirl's vapor on Mar 19, 2004 14:09:58 GMT -5 that's what the warning is for. they read at their own risk. i personally dont think it's wrong.. i was just wanting to see what other people thought. That's why it's in the bible. what is it?

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Masterbation Mar 19, 2004 17:41:03 GMT -5

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Post by Cakesniffer on Mar 19, 2004 17:41:03 GMT -5

I really don't think there is anything wrong with frolicking in the fields either. It seems a bit weird to me, but that doesn't mean that is wrong. I think stamp collecting is weird too but I don't have a problem with it or find it morally wrong.

People prefer people who shower. Frequently.

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Masterbation Mar 21, 2004 22:16:16 GMT -5

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Post by JeromeSqualor on Mar 21, 2004 22:16:16 GMT -5

Nate... I am guessing that your admitting to masturbating consides with your going on pornography? Hahahaha! I don't really think that there is anything wrong with frolicking in the fields, depending on how often you do it... For instance... if you do it, say, twice a day, it's hard to imagine that you are not doing any damage to your johnson... It says somewhere in the bible about 'a man shall not spill his seed on the floor'... Now I dount that refers to a garener tripping and spilling his cup of seeds, or that it is okay to masturbate anywhere but on the floor... But i read this thing where a selected high school was surveyed, and 98% of the students admitted to masturbating... And the 2% were asked to take a lie-detector test, by the way, all failed... Accept the ones who refused to take the test... But why would yoy refuse to take the test if you are not lying? To tell you the truth, I agree with Nate... All men masturbate... A lot of women do too, but not so much as the men...

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Masterbation Mar 21, 2004 23:12:20 GMT -5

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Post by Dark on Mar 21, 2004 23:12:20 GMT -5

nate26322000 said:

even brittany spears does it, she said its healthy. I wish i could help her. lol. im serious.

Did she?
Was that before or after admitting that she in fact isn't a virgin but just lied to fool Justin?
You wish you could help her psychologically or...just give her a friendly hand?

*Edit: Brittany Spears?

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timartwonis Guest	Masterbation Mar 21, 2004 23:39:36 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by timartwonis on Mar 21, 2004 23:39:36 GMT -5 i bet it s the second one!!! lol!!

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