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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 18, 2003 13:06:06 GMT -5
WHO DUNNIT! I thought I'd start this for a laugh. We'll start investigation soon.
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 18, 2003 13:06:53 GMT -5
The CountOlaf their is me ;D
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Post by Vacuum Pot on Nov 18, 2003 13:10:54 GMT -5
I did.
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Post by CountOlaf on Nov 18, 2003 13:13:26 GMT -5
Ha ha ha, im laughing my head of hector
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Nov 18, 2003 18:00:40 GMT -5
VOTE THE SPEAR! VOTE THE (BEEP)! THE (BEEP) SHOULD DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 19, 2003 12:28:50 GMT -5
It seems no one can agree on who the murderer is. We'll be questioning Ms. Spears soon....
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Post by jayK on Nov 19, 2003 13:29:11 GMT -5
I think Tyler did it, Tyler is such a murderer! I'll go murder him (no ofense)
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Nov 19, 2003 20:29:57 GMT -5
Yeah! I can imagine it now. Pop! Six! Squish! Britney: Uh-uh! LOL! Just a thought...
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 20, 2003 10:47:17 GMT -5
We arrive at Ms. Spears house and we begin questioning her, sitting down on a red leather sofa:
D: So, Ms. Spears, you are aware of Greenberries death?
B:Yes, but I don't really mind.
D: How did you know Greenberry?
B: She was my flatmate.
D: Was she a good flatmate?
B: Yes. *sighs* No, she left the toilet seat up...
D: I see. Would you have a motive for her murder?
B: No way. I was live at Top Of The Pops then.
D: You do know Top Of The Pops isn't live, Ms. Spears.
B: No?
D: So you do?
B: Yes.
D: So, what were you doing the night your flatmate was murdered?
B: I was....out
D: Where?
B: At a chinese restuarunt.
D: Name?
B: ur....Ki Yung Reeds
D: Okay then.
B: Is it over now?
D: Over?
B: The interveiw. It's Friday night, I have to go to film Top Of The Pops.
D: *coughs* It's not live.
B: Oh. Well I have to go and settle something with Madonna.
D: Like what?
B: Something important......
*Britany kicks me out*
Next we'll go interview Tyler to see what he's hiding....
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Nov 20, 2003 17:05:30 GMT -5
Oh of COURSE the Spear did it! She probably murdered her with her singing voice.
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Post by Tyler on Nov 22, 2003 13:27:18 GMT -5
O______O
I DID NOT MURDER GREENBERRY. I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO, BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN STUPID.
Oh, and are you going to interview me?
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Nov 22, 2003 15:02:46 GMT -5
All in good time...
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Nov 22, 2003 15:51:43 GMT -5
*cackles and sits back*
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Post by LyndzDa6AWitch on Dec 18, 2003 7:21:44 GMT -5
Heehah!This'll be fun to watch!*sits down on large couch* Yuh Min! YUH MIN!
*Yuh Min(house elf)runs up*
DES:Get me five bottles of Snapple Grapeade, a cup, and two straws!
YUH MIN:*snaps finger*Here they is, Miss Des!
DES:Arigato!*pours out some and sits back to watch* Well, get on with it!
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Dec 18, 2003 11:01:25 GMT -5
Before I interveiwed Tyler, I managed to get to Bikini Bottom, where I managed to interveiw Spongebob Squarepants, whilst his pet snail Gary waits in the backround. Me and Mr. Squarepants sit on an orange sofa, drinking tea, whilst Mr. Squarepants has a net next to him.
D: Firstly, Mr. Squarepants, can I ask why you have that net next to you?
S: Of course! It's for jellyfishing.
D: Jellyfishing?
S: *gasps* You haven't heard?
D: No.
*Mr. Squarepants cries for ten minutes*
D: Anyway, on with the interveiw.
S: *backs tears* Okay.
D: Now, have you heard of Greenberry?
S: Um...Yes.
D:How?
S: Well..this guy named Tyler-who was a strange sort of fish-a really good friend-came down to visit and he was complaining about this Greenberry.
D: So...
S: I wanted revenge!
D: You..killed her.
S: *gasps* No! I made her a disgusting birthday cake! Only 167 until she can eat it! I'd like to see the look on her face when she realizes what's in it...
D: She's dead, Mr. Squarepants.
S: Oh yeah.
D: So, do you have an alibi on why you didn't kill her?
S: Alibi? What's an alibi.
*Gary miaows to Mr. Squarepants, who unterstands*
S: Oh, of course I have an alibi. I'm a sponge-can't go out of water.
D: But supposing Greenberry came down here-I mean, how else did you plan to give the cake to her?
S: I was gonna invite her over *sniggers*
D: So, who says she could come down here to get something else and you killed her to get revenge on her, and then made the cake for an alibi?
S: Alibi.
*Gary miaows*
S: Oh.
D: So, do you think that's possible?
S: Um..no?
D: I think it is.
S: Well your wrong.
D: Am I?
S: Yes.
D: Sure?
S: Yes
D: Really sure?
S: Yes!
D: Well then I'll have to go with the opposite of what you think. I'm not going to think that a person-no, a sponge who doesn't even know what a libi is-is right.
S: But...
*S cries for another twenty minutes, whilst I refill my cup and drink it*
D: I'd best be off.
S: Already?
D: Yes.
S: But I thought we could go jellyfishing.
D: I had twenty minutes to-but you wasted the whole time crying.
S: I did? When!
D: *sighs* A second ago.
S: Since when does Spongebob Squarepants cry?
D: You've spent half an hour of this interveiw crying.
S: Have not!
D: Sure?
S: Yes!
D: Bye.
I walk out of the pineapple house, leaving Mr. Squarepants shocked. As I walk to the nearest bus stop to England, I see a strange sight-a squirrul with a space suit walking along underwater.
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