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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 8, 2004 15:40:02 GMT -5
Simple game-just make ASoUE Realated Limeriks:
There was once an infant called Sunny,
whose life was not at all funny,
She was chased by a man
who had evil plans,
That poor little girl whose named Sunny
Hehe...I need work. *shrugs*
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Feb 8, 2004 21:09:16 GMT -5
My masterpiece(heh heh heh heh):
There once was a banker named Poe
He tried to be helpful, but No!
He counted money all day
While Count Olaf got away
And caused the poor Baudelaires woe.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 9, 2004 11:01:35 GMT -5
That's really good: Quigley was alive after all,
and he and Violet climbed a waterfall
Up there was bliss,
for the two shared a kiss,
and didn't even worry about a fall.  |
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Feb 9, 2004 20:35:43 GMT -5
There once was a happy boy named Klaus
Until Olaf burned down his house
His parents; They died
His siblings; They cried
And Violet Put on a black blouse
(What else rymes with Klaus?)
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Post by negativenine on Feb 9, 2004 20:53:34 GMT -5
grouse? mouse? spouse? And you could always be creative and say "curiOUSE" or something.
That said, I love the Poe one! He tried to be helpful, but NO! tee-hee...
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 10, 2004 12:59:27 GMT -5
There once was a Captian called Sham,
whose bussiness was really a scam,
he tried to kill an old aunt
like an fly-trapper plant
but when his faulse leg came off her cried "Damn!"
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Post by Amphagorey on Feb 10, 2004 15:00:04 GMT -5
There once was a villain named Esme
Who caused the poor bauds lots of dismay
Her boyfriend was crude
and incredibly rude,
but I'm sure their still together to this day.
The beat is off, but I like it! A+ For me!
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Post by badlee on Feb 10, 2004 15:00:44 GMT -5
There once was a boy named Duncan,
He tried to stop his friends from flunkin'
He tried a disguise,
But Olaf saw through the lies,
And he stole them under the sun.
I like the one 'bout Quigley.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 10, 2004 15:20:48 GMT -5
Thanks.
It can be foolish to be in disguise,
but it can also be extremely wise,
Olaf does all both ways,
and end's each of his days,
in his dirty house covered with eyes.
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Post by badlee on Feb 10, 2004 15:40:35 GMT -5
Olaf and Esme are a couple,
But when together there is trouble,
When you see them together,
Esme wearing leather,
Be sick in a pile of rubble.
Okkkey, that was one of less better ones.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 10, 2004 15:44:54 GMT -5
It was good..just the last line you need to work on.
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Post by badlee on Feb 10, 2004 15:49:02 GMT -5
Eh, I'll make another.
Violet is an inventor,
She could make something out of a splinter,
Her inventions are good,
Build something she could,
She made something even in the hinters.
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Feb 10, 2004 18:02:42 GMT -5
There once was Vice Princible Nero
He came very short of a Hero
The orphans were in shacks
While the evil gym techer relaxed
And if the violin were a grade, he'd have zero
That was alittle iffy. Oh, well!
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 11, 2004 12:02:24 GMT -5
It was cool!
Olaf was very very mean,
he tried to marry a girl of fourteen,
but she avoided his theft.
by using her left
hand and save herself from Olaf and his team.
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Post by badlee on Feb 11, 2004 12:58:32 GMT -5
These are good.
*morphs into Aunt J*
Dupin, you made a grammical error. It should be; "That was good!" not "It was good!"
*morphs back*
Anyway;
Olaf's disguises are fake.
He shaved his eyebrow with tape,
In the Anxious Clown,
The waiter made a frown (And Poe)
Instead of stealing, money he should make.
Eee, that's weird.
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