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Post by isadora on Sept 2, 2003 16:28:00 GMT -5
baudelaires: its a hard knock life for us
thanks rikku dont know wat possesed me to do that
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Post by Rikku on Sept 7, 2003 9:56:37 GMT -5
Violet: oh guys, I'm so fat. I really need to loose some weight.
Klaus: I've got a hot date tonight. Figure out what Olaf's up to by yourselves!
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Post by Ally. on Sept 7, 2003 17:55:57 GMT -5
duncan: i like big butts and i cannot lie...
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Post by Freshie on Sept 7, 2003 18:58:19 GMT -5
*laughs at all the ones be4 her* sorry im eazly admussed.
Carmelita Spats: Just dial down the center, C-A-L-L-A-T-T. *cuz her hair looks like Carrotop's*
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Post by Rikku on Sept 8, 2003 18:44:54 GMT -5
free for you...cheep for them Klaus: *bawling* but Violet, I wanna ride the pony! I WANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kinda random yes, but it came to my mind
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Post by Violet Baudlaire on Sept 9, 2003 19:10:19 GMT -5
Klaus: i need sumthin to bite so i can think. Aunt Josephine: wanna go swimmin in the lake kids? Mr. Poe: i have alot of time on my hands, so ill be right over to see if thats olaf. Sunny: supercalifragilistic-expiallidouos! Mr. Poe: i can no longer take care of your affiars, children, that is now count olafs job.
thats all fer now!
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Post by Freshie on Sept 9, 2003 19:43:26 GMT -5
Count olaf: *ding dong**opens the door* AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! Its the Ompa-Lupas!! *Ompa-Lupas start singing* ~ Blossom: Dont worry Baudlaires, we'll help you! *laserbeams Count olaf and its about to kill Esme* Buttercup: Wait! *rips off Esme's pin-striped suit**the other girls stare at her* What? I like it. ~ Mr. Poe: Hmmm this sounds cool.*puts a cd in a cd player**dances and sings along* Everybody, move your feet and feel united OhohohOh!!!
there are some more!
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Post by Rikku on Sept 9, 2003 19:52:51 GMT -5
haha! I like the one w/ Mr. Poe crazy lemon/freshman
Mr. Poe: Baudelaires meet your new guardian...Spongebob Squarepants!!! That's right! You're gonna live in a pineapple under the sea!
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Post by Freshie on Sept 9, 2003 21:03:27 GMT -5
Its Singers As Gurardians Time!! ~~ Mr. Poe: Heres ur new guardians, Junior Senior! Yes, *singing* you,re goin' downtown, Oh Yeah! Sunny: Plahguyusumk (which means "U suk at singing!!!") ~~ Mr. Poe: Heres ur new guardians, Aqua! Violet: Do they have any- Mr. Poe: Yes, Violet, they have a ton of barbie dolls. Violet: Yes! ~~ Mr. Poe: Heres ur new guardians, the Spice Girls! Violet: *thinking* Oh Man. this has 2 be bad for Klaus. I mean being around all these girls. Klaus: *getting autographs* Oh!! Emma!! I wanna be ur lover! ~~ Thanks and come again!
and i changed my name becuz, im not a *Junior*, nor a *Senior*, im a Freshman!;D
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Sept 10, 2003 15:02:40 GMT -5
Violet: You know what? I wanna marry Count Olaf and have lots of kids! Klaus: Me too! Sunny: Do not forget me. After all the scientifical substence is perpindicular to the ajacent calmaity. Don't you forget that! Count Olaf: My problam is.......I'm all alone!!!! There's no-one beside me! (Orchastra)"tHEREE'S NO-ON EBESIDE HIM!"
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Sept 10, 2003 15:46:38 GMT -5
Its Singers As Gurardians Time!! and i changed my name becuz, im not a *Junior*, nor a *Senior*, im a Freshman!;D Ha ha..me too... Anywho, here are some more of mine. Lame, they unfortunatly are... Violet-Oh God...he's disguised as...a magic 8 Ball? Why is Olaf dressed like...eh, who cares. This wasn't even funny... Count Olaf- *does the Funky Chicken to "About a Girl"* Count Olaf- I bite my thumb at you! *spit* Bite it, I say! (ha ha...that cracks me up the way they used to use that...I need to use that a lot too now..) Mr. Poe - Why, yes, it IS Count Olaf! What DO you know? I think this calls for...a group hug!
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Doorman
Catastrophic Captain
Doormen are Nice!
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Post by Doorman on Sept 29, 2003 8:58:23 GMT -5
kk my other post was bad. Sunny: Hey Violet! Violet: Trands? Klaus: It's ok Violet. Another 1. Klaus: Harder Violet! PUSH HARDER! Another. Violet: Opps! I did it again! Klaus: Cry me a river! Sunny: Lets dance! Lets dance! Lets dance! dadadada
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Sept 30, 2003 15:14:59 GMT -5
Count Olaf: The reason I'm so evil is becasue, There's no one beside me"! CHIOR: THERE'S NO ONE BESIDE HIM!!!!! sorry, couldn't help repeating that. Esme: The most innest thing at the moment is.... Duncan: What? Is it Asda Price? (all slap bums. If you don' t have that advert, never mind) Esme: No! Love!!!!!!!!! (They all join in a big group hug.)
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Post by Rikku on Sept 30, 2003 16:52:52 GMT -5
Charles: you know what sir? I'm not gonna listen to you anymore! in fact, I QUIT!!! make your own stupid milkshakes!
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Cosmo
Catastrophic Captain
Pudding
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Post by Cosmo on Sept 30, 2003 17:06:49 GMT -5
Isadora: I cant write a stupid coutlet So go eat a mango
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