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Post by lemonysinlaw on Dec 7, 2003 10:04:03 GMT -5
Name as it appears on your birth certificate? Olaf
Nicknames: Ollie
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: I love fire...but candles? Cake?
Date you regularly blow them out? See above.
Height? 6'3"
Eye color? Brown
Hair color? Grey Brown with some silver streaks.
Piercings? Don't kid me.
Tattoos? Eye on ankle
How much do you love your job? I adore chasing after Violet the Baudelaire children.
Birthplace: It was wiped off the VFD records.
Favorite place lived? Montgomery's house was actually quite comfortable.
Current residence? I cannot say
Been to Europe? Many times.
Been in love before? Violet Esme of course.
Been to Africa? Twice.
Been toilet-papering? Of course. What do you expect of me?
Been toilet-papered? Of course not. What do you expect of me?
Been in a car accident? I've caused many.
Croutons or bacon bits? Bacon bits, naturally.
2 door or 4 (on a car): 2 door. Less room for the Baudelaires to get in...if they catch up with us anyway.
Coffee or coffee ice cream? Coffee.
Favorite Movie: Anything but the Littlest Elf.
Favorite Holiday: National Fire day. Wait...is there such a thing? Never mind.
Favorite foods: Don't care.
Favorite day of the week: I don't care.
Favorite tv show: I dont watch television
Favorite outdoor activity: Killing
Favorite indoor activity: Killing
Favorite restaurant: Anything but the Anxious Clown.
Favorite flower: a Violet
Favorite sport to watch: Football!!!!!!
Favorite type of ice cream: I'm quite partial to Mint Chocolate Chip.
Favorite sesame street charater: Seseme Street?
Favorite Disney/warner bros character: Disney?
Favourite fast food restaurant: See favorite resturant.
When was your last hospital visit? Unfortunately, Heimlich Hospital.
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: All I drink is alcohol! Mwhaha! *burp*
What color is your bedroom carpet? Wood
Have you ever been arrested? Yes!
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? Yes..
Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Disguise Kit.
What do you do most often when you are bored? How can I be bored?
Most annoying thing is? The Baudelaires.
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Dec 7, 2003 10:20:50 GMT -5
Name as it appears on your birth certificate? Count Olaf, thats all.
Nicknames: Roli Polaf. esme calls me that.
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: none of your business.
Date you regularly blow them out? it changes with my disguises.
Height? very tall
Eye color? blue
Hair color? gray
Piercings? Never!
Tattoos? The one of an eye on my ankle, and the one...
How much do you love your job? Very Fun Dedication to steeling fortunes,I love it, but I have yet to steel any.
Birthplace: none of your business, you nasty reporter.
Favorite place lived? I hihgly wenjoyed dr. Montgomery's place. soft curtains for blowing my nose on. ;D
Current residence? on the run, beleived to be dead.
Been to Europe? I plan to with my dearest Esme.
Been in love before? I currently am.
Been to Africa? Never want to.
Been toilet-papering? What is that?
Been toilet-papered? Just shut it.
Been in a car accident? yes, with that bumbleing Mr. Poe.
Croutons or bacon bits? boht are disgusting, and I dont like salads anyway. theyre oftentimes healthy.
2 door or 4 (on a car): 6 door.
Coffee or coffee ice cream? Coffee, and with all of it I drink, my teeth are surprisingly white!
Favorite Movie: Kill the poor written by Daniel Handler.
Favorite Holiday: i posed as Santa on christmas once, so...
Favorite foods: roast beef!
Favorite day of the week: Saturday, esme says its in.
Favorite tv show: theyre all stupid these days.
Favorite outdoor activity: running after little squeeling orphans.
Favorite indoor activity: terrifying little squeeling orphans.
Favorite restaurant: Cafe Salmonella
Favorite flower: Not violets, because it makes me think of that nasty little girl who never married me.
Favorite sport to watch: None. too boring.
Favorite type of ice cream: whats the most unhealthy?
Favorite sesame street character: the Count dracula-like one. very charming.
Favorite Disney/warner bros character: whats the most evil?
Favourite fast food restaurant: theyre all too unsanitary.
When was your last hospital visit? Its a funny story really, when I was going to remove the he---.....Heimlich, thats all I will say.
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: None. I drink alot of wine though...wait, thats alchaholic...
What color is your bedroom carpet? Ive had too many to remember...
Have you ever been arrested? No. But almost. Im dead to the authorities, so...
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? most certainly, and its been fun!
Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Have you ever been to Villians R' Us? Wonderful store, really!
What do you do most often when you are bored? bored? im busy plotting murders and stealing fortunes, how can i be bored?
Most annoying thing is? Orphans.
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Dec 7, 2003 10:23:13 GMT -5
seems we got the same one...
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Dec 7, 2003 10:34:34 GMT -5
Name as it appears on your birth certificate?Carmelita Michelle Spats
Nicknames: Carmen
Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake: which one?
Date you regularly blow them out? which date?
Height? 5'7
Eye color? bright green
Hair color? red
Piercings? ears, nothing else, i swear!
Tattoos? no, you fool
How much do you love your job? I live with villians now, but i dont have a job.
Birthplace: Heimlich Hospital...I think
Favorite place lived? I like living with Olaf andd Esme! they know Im precious!
Current residence? with Olaf and Esme.
Been to Europe? Many times, and many times over.
Been in love before? no. I hate everyone my age. they arent as wonderful as me.
Been to Africa? five times, actally!
Been toilet-papering? in the bathrooms at Prufrock Prep.
Been toilet-papered? Never, who would toilet paper me?
Been in a car accident? no. they make way for me!
Croutons or bacon bits? bacon bits.
2 door or 4 (on a car): 20 door limo.
Coffee or coffee ice cream? ice cream.
Favorite Movie: how the grinch stole christmas.
Favorite Holiday: Carmelita Spats day!
Favorite foods: Sweets
Favorite day of the week: saturday.
Favorite tv show: everything.
Favorite outdoor activity:poking orphans with sticks.
Favorite indoor activity: see above.
Favorite restaurant: something full of sweets.anything full of sweets.
Favorite flower: any dead ones.
Favorite sport to watch: none. except running for my dear coach genghis.
Favorite type of ice cream: all of them, as long as they arent sugar free.
Favorite sesame street charater: none. those things are stupid. Favorite Disney/warner bros character: see above.
Favourite fast food restaurant: See favorite resturant.
When was your last hospital visit? when i was born, because I am extremely healthy and beautiful.
Favorite non-alcoholic drink: soda
What color is your bedroom carpet? pink, pink, pink...
Have you ever been arrested? no
Have you ever been convicted of a crime? no
Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? The Carmelita Spats store.
What do you do most often when you are bored? poke orphans with a big stick, and chant rude things at them.
Most annoying thing is? The Baudelaires, and any other orphans at that.
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Post by Tyler on Dec 7, 2003 14:52:09 GMT -5
Been in a car accident? no. they make way for me! Okay, I literally just spent five minutes crying of laughter because of this. (:
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Dec 8, 2003 15:27:18 GMT -5
was it that funny? I dont think it was that funny. butr I should have put something along the lines of cakesniffer in at least one of them. I didnt use the word once. ;D
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Post by ss7 on Dec 8, 2003 15:30:12 GMT -5
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!! THIS IS LIKE SO TOTALLY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! lolololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU GUYS
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Post by OlafsAssociate on Dec 8, 2003 15:36:27 GMT -5
Wow, that was loud. what are you talking about?
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Post by ss17 on Dec 8, 2003 15:37:56 GMT -5
I don't know....but it sure feels good! *dances*
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Luigi
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Post by Luigi on Dec 8, 2003 15:46:22 GMT -5
Yes, I believe that's why she chose that date. Oh, no I don't. Unless you have something important or intelligent to add to the conversation--which I don't think you ever will--DON'T POST.
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Post by ss17 on Dec 8, 2003 15:49:15 GMT -5
Calm Down...
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Post by Amphagorey on Dec 9, 2003 22:32:35 GMT -5
Name: Sunny Marie Baudelaire Nickname: Fangy, Sun-sun Number of candles on cake: 1 Date I regualraly blow them out:"Bleinga!"- Semptember 5th Height : "Shoe!"-roughly the size of a boot Hair colour: "Brun!"-browny black Piercings: "Blung!" -None, are you kidding? Tattoos: "Olaf!" -None. They remind me of Count Olaf, and besides, I'm too young. How much do you love your job: "Mill, secrat, floo!" I have had several jobs all of which I have hated. Birthplace: "Volunteer!" -in a hospital Favourite place lived: "Incredibly Deadly Viper!" -Uncle Monty, but really at my own home. Current Residence: "Move!"- I am constantly moving, and as of now have no permanent residence. Been to Europe: "No!" -No Been in love before: "Vipey!"-The incredibly Deadly Viper was a very good companion. Been to Africa: "Zimbabwe!" -No, but I would like to!. Been toilet-papering: "Happy?" -Does throwing it above my head and then chewing on the cardboard roll count? Been toilet papered: "No!" -No, I don't think so. Been in a car accident: "Monti-ola!" -Yes, after Uncle Monty died.... Croutons or bacon bits: "Crunch!" -Croutons, because they are far chewery! 2 door or 4: "No drive" -seeing as I do not have my liscence, I don't have a car, and therefore have no perfered dooring. Coffee or coffee ice cream: "Carrot!" - I would much rather chew on a carrot. Favorite Movie: "Beavers!"- I once saw a movie on beavers, and they were chewing so many logs...... Favorite Holiday: "Stockings!" -Christmas because they candy canes are always so chewy, and because the whole family would decorate the christmas tree...... Favourite food: "BritaPea!" -Peanutbutter britle. Favourite day of the week:"Me!"-Sunday, because it sounds like me! Favourite t.v. show: "Denty!" -" In the Dentist Chair." Very good show. Fav outdoor activity: "Rasber!" -Picking rasperries with my siblings. Fav indoor activity: "Chewing!"- Biting things. Favourite resturant: "No Sam!" -Not Caffe Samonella I can tell you that! Fav flower: "By any other name!" -A rose! Fav sport: "Noni"-I have no favourite sport thank you, Fav type of ice cream: "Non creme!" -I have never really liked ice cream.
"Pilko Night!" -I have to go to sleep now. I will finish your survey later. Goodnight.
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Post by lemonysinlaw on Dec 10, 2003 7:24:14 GMT -5
Could you please not post here unless it is a survey? Thanx. Name: Dis "Able" Dguy Nicknamed: Capt. Hook, Hooky, Hook-Handed Man Number of Candles: I haven't had any since I joined Olaf. I've had plenty of fire *wince* Day you regularly blow them out: I would blow them out on July 24th. Height: 6'1" Eye color: Brown Hair color: Brown Piercings: None Tattoos: *cough* How much do you love your job?: Ugh. To be honest, I'm not very fond of chasing after three bratty children, who happen to be the luckiest kids in the world? Dr. O Lucafont? I think not. Birthplace: Wiped off the VFD records. Favorite place lived: Though I had to drink a lot of coffee, which tasted terrible, 667 Dark Avenue was quite comfortable. Current Residence: With Olaf, of course. Been to Europe: A few times. Been in love?: If the person doesn't love you back, does it still count? If so, I currently am. Been to Africa: Once. Been toiletpapering? Of course. What do you expect of me? Been toiletpapered? Of course. What do you expect of me? Been in a car accident? Yes, Mr. Poe, Olaf, Baudelaire children. 'Nuff said. Croutons or bacon bits? Don't care for either. ----------------------- It is cut off there. More later.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 7, 2004 11:57:15 GMT -5
Name: Kevin R. Wilson Nickname: Kevin The Ambidextrous Freak. That's what I;m known by-and that's what I am! *cries* Number of candles on cake: I never have cakes-it doesn't matter if I cut the cake with my right hand or left hand.. Date I regualraly blow them out: If I did have a cake, 20th May Height : 5 "9" Hair colour: Brown-someday maybe people will recgnize me for my looks-not my freakishness... Piercings: I have one ear pierced... Tattoos: No-I can't go and get one-there's no chance around the Carnival. How much do you love your job: I do what a freak must do....as an abidextrous person, this is the only job possible.. Birthplace: I don't know. Why would anyone keep a record of where an ambidextrous person was born. Favourite place lived: The freak's caravan is all I remember. Current Residence: With Olaf-who treats me properly. Been to Europe: No-but when Beverly and Elliot talked about ambidextrous air hostesses, it inspired me to want to. Been in love before: Yes, to tell you the truth, me and Collete ar secretly deting... Been to Africa: Same answer as the Europe one.. Been toilet-papering: No-there isn't room in the caravans toilet Been toilet papered: No. Been in a car accident: No-I dont tend to go in the car much. Croutons or bacon bits: Bacon Bits-they tickle my insides 2 door or 4: I like 2 door. Coffee or coffee ice cream: Coffee-we tried it with Cinimon and it tastes just as good as hot chocolate with it Favorite Movie: The Elephant Man-it made me feel a little beautiful for my freakishness Favourite food: Hugo's Soup-that is very good. Favourite day of the week:" Sunday-no work that day Favourite t.v. show: I like nature documenteries Fav outdoor activity: I like going for a walk-there isn't much more to do in the hinterlands. Fav indoor activity: Playing Dominoes Fav flower: A Lilly. Fav sport: Extreme Donimoes Fav type of ice cream: Vanilla is all Lulu supplied us with.
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Post by Luigi on Feb 14, 2004 23:04:02 GMT -5
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