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Post by lucklemony on Mar 25, 2004 7:10:38 GMT -5
you have the worst screename ive ever heard.  |
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Mar 25, 2004 12:18:32 GMT -5
then it must be good.
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Post by lucklemony on Mar 26, 2004 7:35:13 GMT -5
you shouldnt be so quick to critize someones story when you cant even think up a decent one yourself.
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Mar 26, 2004 11:08:41 GMT -5
i just wanna know the point of the licking hands! i just dont get it.....im lost.
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Post by lucklemony on Mar 27, 2004 17:58:03 GMT -5
dogs lick hands; the thing licked hands. whats so hard to understand?
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Post by lucklemony on Mar 28, 2004 18:10:23 GMT -5
i got another story. . .
about 200 years ago, an couple wanted a child, but they could not have one. so, a girl arrived at there house. they treated her like there own daughter, and she loved them like her parents. one day, a woman came to the house saying she was the sister of the girls new mother. they had a good time together, and soon were good friends. one day, she looked in a room and saw her new father kissing a woman, but not his wife but her sister. so, the girl bought some poison and put it in the sister's food. she died a few minutes later. when she came to pretend to see what was the matter, her step mom said that the woman that she had just killed was her real mother.
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Mar 29, 2004 21:33:12 GMT -5
There once were two boys who loved fishing. They went fishing everyday at 3 a.m. One morning, Josh, the younger boy, was fishing and an old docksman came up to him.
"Hello lad, do you like fishing?", said the eerie man with missing teeth and a huge scar across his face.
"Sure do." said Josh.
"Well I know of a great place where all the fish gather to eat 'round this time. Just take that trail over by the abandoned dock. But don't say a word, or the spot will be ruined. Don't even tell your best friend."
"Um... Okay, thanks." said Josh, a little unsure.
So the next morning, Josh went down a few minutes early, before Rickie, the older boy, could catch up to him. Luckily, Rickie was goind down a bit early to find a nice spot, and saw Josh walking off into the woods. He followed as fast as he could, but Josh was so far ahead, that when he got to the end of the trail, all he found was an abandoned dirty swamp. All of the sudden, a shadow came rising up form the deep.
Please don't be Josh's body. Please don't be his body!
A box rose above the water. Rickie pulled it over, just able to reach it with a broken raft handle, left lying around.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Rickie screamed as he saw a decayed corpse, with missing teeth, laying in the box he had opened.
Rickie ran and ran as fast as he could to the sheriff's office. When he told him what he had found and showed him the abandoned swamp-like lake, the officer got very quiet.
"That there lake used to be a burial dump for the West Oak Inmates. When one of them was executed. The janitors would put 'em in li'l boxes, like the one you found yerself, and dump 'em in the lake. The corpse you found belonged to one of this here town's most notorious murderers. His name was Jack, and he had a huge scar 'cross his face. He'd hang around docks and tell kids to come off with him to some great fishing spot, where he would slice off their arms and legs, and throw 'em in the lake, face down, until they either died of shock, from the pain, or drowned..."
Josh was never found...
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Post by Mental on Mar 30, 2004 13:50:50 GMT -5
i just wanna know the point of the licking hands! i just dont get it.....im lost. no affence but how stupid are you dogs lick hand to get the scent of food, soap etc whatever has been on our hands |
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Post by Mental on Mar 30, 2004 13:51:48 GMT -5
i got another story. . . about 200 years ago, an couple wanted a child, but they could not have one. so, a girl arrived at there house. they treated her like there own daughter, and she loved them like her parents. one day, a woman came to the house saying she was the sister of the girls new mother. they had a good time together, and soon were good friends. one day, she looked in a room and saw her new father kissing a woman, but not his wife but her sister. so, the girl bought some poison and put it in the sister's food. she died a few minutes later. when she came to pretend to see what was the matter, her step mom said that the woman that she had just killed was her real mother. pretty good |
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Post by Ambidextrous Kevin on Mar 30, 2004 16:24:23 GMT -5
no affence but how stupid are you dogs lick hand to get the scent of food, soap etc whatever has been on our hands ok. duh. im not THAT stupid, but fairly close. ;D but i dont get why the thing wrote "dogs arent the only ones who lick hands" i just dont see whats "scary" about whatever killed the dog. |
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Mar 30, 2004 21:00:08 GMT -5
You people are morons... I spend forever writing that damn story... And not even one comment... Because you idiots are arguing over licking hands... Whichever moron doesn't understand it...
Dogs lick hands! The girl is blind! When the man says dogs are not the only ones who lick hands, he means that he was licking her hand! He is a freak, that murdered her dog!
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Post by GaryBaudelaire on Mar 30, 2004 21:11:22 GMT -5
I heard that but the was an old woman... Big whoop!!!
Anyway, (I read this one but I don't remember it exactly)
Billy and Mandy were a couple. They would take drives every night around. This night was a big date and Billy parked the car.
Mandy turned on the radio. The broadcast said that a man with a hook instead of a hand had escaped from prison and was heading the way they were at.
"We should leave," Mandy said.
"Nonsense!" Billy said.
"Billy, please!!" cried Mandy. Billy sighed and locked the doors and rolled up the windows.
"Take me home," she said.
"Why?" he asked. "The doors are locked and the windows are rolled up!! He can't possibly get in even if he comes!!"
"He could break a window!!" she said. "Besides, I'm tired."
Billy drove her home and got out to unlock her door for her, being the gentleman he was. As soon as he opened the door he heard a wheeze behind him. When Billy turned around he was hit in the neck and fell into Mandy.
Mandy screamed. The man with a hook was there and he was coming towards her!! Before she knew it he had his hook on her and he sliced her head off.
Moral: Don't go on dates with boys or s... Go on dates with yourself so both don't get killed!! Also, if it's dark and a broadcast says that a hook man is coming to you don't roll up the windows cause it leads the hook guy to anger and he kills you otherwise.
Good story Jerome!! Mine isn't much better edited!!
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Mar 30, 2004 22:07:03 GMT -5
Hahaha, I never did like that ending... You shoulda edited it and make someone die... ;D Thanks Gary, atleast someone appreciates it...
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Post by lucklemony on Mar 31, 2004 7:13:41 GMT -5
ok. duh. im not THAT stupid, but fairly close. ;D but i dont get why the thing wrote "dogs arent the only ones who lick hands" i just dont see whats "scary" about whatever killed the dog. how thick can you possibly be? jerome, your a moron too.  thanks for the comment reaper. |
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Post by Mental on Mar 31, 2004 7:18:32 GMT -5
There once were two boys who loved fishing. They went fishing everyday at 3 a.m. One morning, Josh, the younger boy, was fishing and an old docksman came up to him. "Hello lad, do you like fishing?", said the eerie man with missing teeth and a huge scar across his face. "Sure do." said Josh. "Well I know of a great place where all the fish gather to eat 'round this time. Just take that trail over by the abandoned dock. But don't say a word, or the spot will be ruined. Don't even tell your best friend." "Um... Okay, thanks." said Josh, a little unsure. So the next morning, Josh went down a few minutes early, before Rickie, the older boy, could catch up to him. Luckily, Rickie was goind down a bit early to find a nice spot, and saw Josh walking off into the woods. He followed as fast as he could, but Josh was so far ahead, that when he got to the end of the trail, all he found was an abandoned dirty swamp. All of the sudden, a shadow came rising up form the deep. Please don't be Josh's body. Please don't be his body!A box rose above the water. Rickie pulled it over, just able to reach it with a broken raft handle, left lying around. " Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Rickie screamed as he saw a decayed corpse, with missing teeth, laying in the box he had opened. Rickie ran and ran as fast as he could to the sheriff's office. When he told him what he had found and showed him the abandoned swamp-like lake, the officer got very quiet. "That there lake used to be a burial dump for the West Oak Inmates. When one of them was executed. The janitors would put 'em in li'l boxes, like the one you found yerself, and dump 'em in the lake. The corpse you found belonged to one of this here town's most notorious murderers. His name was Jack, and he had a huge scar 'cross his face. He'd hang around docks and tell kids to come off with him to some great fishing spot, where he would slice off their arms and legs, and throw 'em in the lake, face down, until they either died of shock, from the pain, or drowned..." Josh was never found... cool where did you hear that |
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