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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 6, 2005 20:38:52 GMT -5
"Ride to ruin!"
King of the Dead: WE FIGHT.
Pippin: "The salted pork is particularly good. Gimli: Salted pork? <stunned>
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Post by SnicketFires on Jan 6, 2005 22:53:36 GMT -5
Eowyn: My stew, Lord Aragorn Aragorn: *raises bowl to lips and pretends to drink* *bows head* Eowyn: *smiles* Aragorn: *walks away* Theoden: You have chosen well, and other congratulatory words.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 7, 2005 21:56:00 GMT -5
That was a bit funny. "It was not theoden of Rohan who lead our men to victory."
"YOU STOLE THE PRECIOUS! YOU PROMISED, SMEAGOL PROMISED!
Smeagol lied...<gets beat up by sam>"
"Witch King: THIS IS MY HOUR! (presumably less than an hour later)
GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! <is slain by an insignificant halfing and a woman>
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Post by Scam on Jan 8, 2005 20:23:45 GMT -5
I watched FOTR today. Woo.
"Even the smallest person can change the course of the future."
"Will you look into the mirror?" "What will I see?" "Even the wisest cannot tell, for the mirror shows many things; things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass."
"Fool of a Took! Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!"
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 11, 2005 16:50:35 GMT -5
"I will not bow to this ranger of the north! Last of a house long bereft of lordship. Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the king! THE RULE OF GONDOR IS MINE! AND NO OTHER'S!"
"I offer you my service, such as it is, in payment of this debt. Gandalf: <whacks Pippin with staff> Get up! <later> Pip: Here do I swear fealty and service to gondor..."
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LD
Bewildered Beginner
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Post by LD on Jan 12, 2005 19:03:59 GMT -5
I personally like the "Lord of the Pants" quote (lord of the pants being a site that takes LotR quotes and substitutes certain words for the word "pants"): "Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants."
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 12, 2005 22:04:24 GMT -5
"He wouldn't have given it to you. He would've reached out his hand and taking it he would've fallen. And when he returned, you would not have known your son. Boromir was devoted to me! Not some wizard's pupil!" That was paraphrasing but good enough.
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Post by Scam on Jan 12, 2005 22:33:36 GMT -5
"He escaped the dungeons of Barad-Dur?" "Escaped...or set loose?"
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 12, 2005 22:38:21 GMT -5
"They are not all accounted for, the lost seeing stones..."
Well for me they are. I know where every single one is <gloats>
"Who are you and what is your army? Aragron: This army <WHOOOSH><Dead charge and destroy corsairs>"
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Post by Scam on Jan 23, 2005 14:33:24 GMT -5
Faramir: You wish now that our places had been exchanged, that I had died and Boromir had lived.
Denethor: Yes, I wish that.
Ouch, that's gotta hurt. Being rejected like that...
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 25, 2005 14:34:46 GMT -5
"Since you are robbed of Boromir, I will go in his stead."
"Osgiliath must be retaken. My lord, OSGILIATH IS OVERRUN."
"The dead city... Naaasty place. Full of, ENEMIES."
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Post by Scam on Jan 25, 2005 17:47:35 GMT -5
"It’s true you don’t see many dwarf women. And if fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance that they’re often mistaken for dwarf men."
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 25, 2005 22:31:17 GMT -5
"I do not fear death."
"Anduril! Flame of the west, made from the shards of Narsil!
Sauron will not have forgotten this..."
"Dead king: THAT BLADE WAS BROKEN! Aragorn: It has been remade! Dead King:<GASP>"
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Post by SnicketFires on Jan 26, 2005 10:52:26 GMT -5
Théoden: "I know your face...Éowyn. My eyes darken." Éowyn: "No...No, I am going to save you." Théoden: "You already did. Éowyn, my body is broken. You have to let me go...I go to my fathers in whose mighty company I shall not now feel ashamed."
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Jan 26, 2005 14:16:59 GMT -5
Eomer: Riders of Rohan! Oaths ye have taken! Now! Fulfill them all! To lord! YAH! And land! YAH!
Orcs: GROND! GROND! GROND!
"The mountain defeats you... Will you risk a more dangerous road?"
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