(which was everyone) came across
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Okay so tk's been posting bits of the story together, so I thought we should put the entire thing on here:
Once there was a girl who was bored and she picked a pair of chopsticks and began eatting her dinner. Then suddenly her teddy bear came out and ate her.
It was a horrible sight but it had to happen because she deserved it for her plan to assassinate every person who didn't vote Beatrice but instead voted HAG.
Now that everyone was safe, the teddy bear became very hostile towards all the people. It was often said that teddy bears will rule the universe when the music box starts to play. Although, it won't happen if the tune stops playing. However, there are toilet cleaners and some disgusting , vile people that say otherwise.
According to them, the teddy ran off shaking a chainsaw and screaming obscenities. All of the teddy's words became popular songs, which were all sung at school cafeterias when students were supposed to be scrubbing the plastic spoons using the industrial strength soap. Meanwhile, the teachers were supposed to be dancing around toilet bowls singing the ABCs crazily while they aim chainsaws at the flies.
Once everyone finishes their scrubbing, and once the flies are all hacked apart, then the crazy teddy bear would say:
"I know this is hard, BUT DO THE CHA-CHA, Y'ALL!"
The cha-cha was indeed hard, Because not everyone can jiggle their thang while they ask the teddy bear why they had to wear Superman's red and silky underwear. The teddy frowned and said, "Well, duh! ... isn't it obvious? Everyone knows that Superman's undies can grant five wishes to anyone that sleeps with their eyes open."
So keeping this in mind, one of them tried to steal the underwear for themselves. They ran away with the wooden plank with "LOL" written on the side, and spanked the teddy again and again.
The teddy then vanished in a green bag full of doorknobs, while somebody swung it in the air, screaming "MASTER KLAUS, VIOLET, TK, MIJAHU, TRAGEDY, THESE ARE YOUR NEW DOORKNOBS!"
The masters turned to him and threw a death glare because of their distress and and woe at so many ridiculous messages posted by Cosby 2.0, which were upsetting everyone who were trying to be Noble. Eventually, the posts stopped to show up, and the members rejoiced with laughter and champagne.
The teddy, however, decided that he would throw it out so that not a single clueless cupcake could cast curious and find out that he had lost his very important diskette which contains all of pictures of the lost city.
People didn't know that the city existed outside of any store that sells chainsaws and others teddy would shop at. Now that the teddy knows, he decided to search for its accomplice, the Picnic Barbie. Then a snowman jumped up and ate the Picnic Barbie.
When teddy hears that Barbie had gotten eaten, he screamed and started to blame people for it because he didn't want to admit that he the was really the main cause.
Nonetheless, teddy began singing SpiceGirl's awesome song "Wannabee" while they mourned the loss of Barbie. But when Barbie magically came back to life really quickly, everyone was filled with shock. So shocked they stoned her and displayed her near the gardens of the ancient Romans. But all the other statues despised this doll as well.
Teddy's now in a mission to eliminate this new enemy. Which you may not have suspected because who would think that a murderous, carnivorous, ravenous, could not be defeated easily.
Though it is possible to wrap your mind around these terrible things, it is not clear yet who the enemy is; so I will say that the reason for the unimportant accusations are really uncool, was because of his desire to eat the chocolate cake himself which made him happy and so he clapped his hands.
Just then, a bomb exploded,setting the world, the solar system, and then the galaxy on fire.
After that, the only survivors quickly ran far, far away to the Andromeda galaxy where they quietly decided to eat at the space restaurant at the cheapest place possible to plan the revival of the human race. Which just happened to be a little difficult because they were so full of ideas for next year's in auction.
Yes, this is a very difficult time for everyone considering the mass implosion that is set to occur in the space restaurant at 4:27pm on March 19th, 2009.
They waited, then they discovered, that the implosion never happened.
Suddenly, Teddy and Darth Vader planned to bomb the restaurant but were very quickly stopped by Superman, whose stolen underwear was already burned to ashes in the relentless fire of great proportions. Then, the survivors (which was everyone) came across
