Okay! This is the whole story so far (see how we've progressed from the violent teddy to the campaign against spanking...lol) :
Once there was a girl who was bored and she picked a pair of chopsticks and began eatting her dinner. Then suddenly her teddy bear came out and ate her.
It was a horrible sight but it had to happen because she deserved it for her plan to assassinate every person who didn't vote Beatrice but instead voted HAG.
Now that everyone was safe, the teddy bear became very hostile towards all the people. It was often said that teddy bears will rule the universe when the music box starts to play. Although, it won't happen if the tune stops playing. However, there are toilet cleaners and some disgusting , vile people that say otherwise.
According to them, the teddy ran off shaking a chainsaw and screaming obscenities. All of the teddy's words became popular songs, which were all sung at school cafeterias when students were supposed to be scrubbing the plastic spoons using the industrial strength soap. Meanwhile, the teachers were supposed to be dancing around toilet bowls singing the ABCs crazily while they aim chainsaws at the flies.
Once everyone finishes their scrubbing, and once the flies are all hacked apart, then the crazy teddy bear would say:
"I know this is hard, BUT DO THE CHA-CHA, Y'ALL!"
The cha-cha was indeed hard, Because not everyone can jiggle their thang while they ask the teddy bear why they had to wear Superman's red and silky underwear. The teddy frowned and said, "Well, duh! ... isn't it obvious? Everyone knows that Superman's undies can grant five wishes to anyone that sleeps with their eyes open."
So keeping this in mind, one of them tried to steal the underwear for themselves. They ran away with the wooden plank with "LOL" written on the side, and spanked the teddy again and again.
The teddy then vanished in a green bag full of doorknobs, while somebody swung it in the air, screaming "MASTER KLAUS, VIOLET, TK, MIJAHU, TRAGEDY, THESE ARE YOUR NEW DOORKNOBS!"
The masters turned to him and threw a death glare because of their distress and and woe at so many ridiculous messages posted by Cosby 2.0, which were upsetting everyone who were trying to be Noble. Eventually, the posts stopped to show up, and the members rejoiced with laughter and champagne.
The teddy, however, decided that he would throw it out so that not a single clueless cupcake could cast curious and find out that he had lost his very important diskette which contains all of pictures of the lost city.
People didn't know that the city existed outside of any store that sells chainsaws and others teddy would shop at. Now that the teddy knows, he decided to search for its accomplice, the Picnic Barbie. Then a snowman jumped up and ate the Picnic Barbie.
When teddy hears that Barbie had gotten eaten, he screamed and started to blame people for it because he didn't want to admit that he the was really the main cause.
Nonetheless, teddy began singing SpiceGirl's awesome song "Wannabee" while they mourned the loss of Barbie. But when Barbie magically came back to life really quickly, everyone was filled with shock. So shocked they stoned her and displayed her near the gardens of the ancient Romans. But all the other statues despised this doll as well.
Teddy's now in a mission to eliminate this new enemy. Which you may not have suspected because who would think that a murderous, carnivorous, ravenous, could not be defeated easily.
Though it is possible to wrap your mind around these terrible things, it is not clear yet who the enemy is; so I will say that the reason for the unimportant accusations are really uncool, was because of his desire to eat the chocolate cake himself which made him happy and so he clapped his hands.
Just then, a bomb exploded,setting the world, the solar system, and then the galaxy on fire.
After that, the only survivors quickly ran far, far away to the Andromeda galaxy where they quietly decided to eat at the space restaurant at the cheapest place possible to plan the revival of the human race. Which just happened to be a little difficult because they were so full of ideas for next year's in auction.
Yes, this is a very difficult time for everyone considering the mass implosion that is set to occur in the space restaurant at 4:27pm on March 19th, 2009.
They waited, then they discovered, that the implosion never happened.
Suddenly, Teddy and Darth Vader planned to bomb the restaurant but were very quickly stopped by Superman, whose stolen underwear was already burned to ashes in the relentless fire of great proportions.
Then, the survivors (which was everyone) came across a variation of V.F.D, which could only be described as an organization whose mission is to disguise everything as a glowing lima bean on ice. The survivors need their aid because without that aid, they start to destroy every little star in the galaxy until there is nothing left except a tiny fragment of life.
It turned out to be something a little more sinister than the explosion occured last right after the time when the explosion of the Earth. And then teddy came back! To wreak havoc on unsuspecting space cadets, who were very angry about the recent catastrophic then the human race was killed in a tragic dirigible computer crash that occurred on the tenth of August at exactly in the middle of San Francisco's secret underground tunnel that actually leads to the other realm, which is filled with horrible blood sucking monkeys from outer space that feed on living human flesh.
Now you might think that "Oh, no! Our heroes are too busy rocking out to the songs of Evanesance!". But in actual fact they are making no sense at all of this situation. They have actually gotten hold of some wierd trinkets in a bazaar that seemed to be magical.
Then all of a sudden, the cast of Pushing Daisies danced in the Globe Theatre. They danced all night long until the girl's soul appeared in front of the audience that was unexplicably gray and suddenly someone cried out that someone spontaneously combusted into flames.
The fire spread quickly throughout the Theater and engulfed all who currently occupied it. Then the Theater exploded from a leak in the gas pipes and caused a major complication in the evening's planned birthday tribute to William Shakespeare which had been planned months ahead to avoid delay.
The firemen tried to do everything but it was no use putting out the fire in the theater so the celebrations are cancelled until the third when there will be new progams and activites for the pony party (!) that I arranged for all the children of (the) Exploding monkeys that became the prime suspects of a very weird and wonderful frog detective who loved to investigate the crime commited in the theatre.
He also enjoyed taking photographs of interesting doors and gates that were previously owned by members of the bureau of paranormal research and defense (
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NOT THE 5 WORDS AT A TIME!
It became a great nuisance to the republic of the Philippines, in which Doorknobs currently murdered the president of the School Board, were stolen from the city of Bath, England, which used to be called Great Scott of the United only not really because Patricia wasn't able to learn Latin because, as I always say, (this is where the usual story cuts off) moustaches are so darn sexy which is truer with ladies who have their phenomenal tastes like, it's delish on Patrish the way your mother is not delish at all ever ever ever ever ever after by Carrie Underwood is playing to girls that are so awesome that they'd have moustaches not only on their face but also in their souls.
In the end, such ladies are superior to those who do not have proper moustaches because these ladies have no real faces but only fake ones that lack moustaches because they suddenly decided to eat hotdogs with lots and lots of moustache killing parasites which are great because girls look better with 'staches but KB833 thinks that girls with mustaches are going to regret the lack of staches on other guys. (now this is where the usual story continues)
Meanwhile in Poland, the Kings and Queens that were currently reining over Europe's most beautiful countries & live in beautiful Germany, which Esme Squalor decided to host her fashion show which was to be held in Frankfurt while the Oktoberfest killed everyone from the rare poisoned beef that everyone was dancing on top of, meanwhile back in Esme's fashion show, the models all had to wear the wierd, exaggerated costumes that Esme had picked out especially for the Oktoberfest theme. Unfortunately the costumes were ridiculously huge & exaggerated like Bjork's moustache. Meanwhile, in Nazi occupied France back in the 1940s, the citizens were delighted because of the large supply of dirigibles that had recently arrived from Britain. They feasted until they blew chunks of starfish At elmo when the wrath of the Nazis was approching.
Remember the teddy? It returned to wreak havoc on the Nazis and is now a Big pile of wood that was made into a dam that had soon been taken to the city of Paris , Texas. The town holds a a-bomb that will explode When dog food flys up to Paris, capital of France. The b(omb will destroy all decent grammar within the area of FIREBURST's vulnerable home. Meanwhile, Jon Stewart was busy saving for his next show in Tampa Bay, the home of his ex-girlfriend & former co-host, Stephen Colbert, who is currently licking a can of cream in Malibu.
Anyway, back in Paris, Texas, George Clooney was burning the city because he had dropped the key to the city hall & the parking spaces were taken by some weird, messy hoodlums in BMW's and Porches, who wanted to kidnapp the mayor because he was very naughty with the privllige to live underwater with sexy mermaids.
Then he Bit into a taco full of chicken eyeballs and promptly seduced all of the sexy tall, moustachioed, Victorian gentlemen in Nebraska. The men were very gentlemanly due to their lack of abused childhoods, so they went to campaign against spanking.
Then a big, hairy, smelly
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