Corrupt a Wish game

[ALPHA AS GOD!]

um DENIED

I wish the cake was not a lie

[Elle]

Granted, it has admitted to being four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

I wish my grandmother's camera would die and burn in hell.

[Ruby]

Granted, but you're poofed there with it and die and burn in hell as well.


I wish that I was a skinny, pretty 18-year-old who wasn't a nerd.

[notebooked]

Granted, but you start to miss your geekdom and eventually turn to alcoholism, cakes and keeping cats around to put captions around their necks to revert back.

I wish I could spend an entire day staring at an accountant just to freak him out.

(Hi, I'm Random Person! I appear! Randomly! Apparently!)

[Elle]

Granted, with no downside because that is awesome

I wish I had an unlimited supply of money to spend at indie bookstores and flee markets.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but the shopkeepers all got annoyed that you continued to raid their shelves that you were banned from every store.


I wish I had a camera.

[Elle]

Hey, they're getting my money, they should worship me.

Granted, you can have my grandmother's camera. She doesn't deserve it. (She uses it for evil)

I wish I had a job at the library.

[ALPHA AS GOD!]

Granted, but you get fired a minute after

I wish banned from this fourm

[Elle]

Denied, because that wasn't a sentence....

I wish everyone had perfect grammar.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

DENIED!

I wish I had another day off.

[Elle]

Granted, but it's because you have the Ebola virus.

I wish I spoke every language in existence.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!!! I should have wished that. How dare you stole that wish from me! (just joking!)

I wish it would rain puppies.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Denied.

I wish I had something to eat.

[Elle]

Granted, but it's all you'll get to eat for the rest of your existence.

I wish people would stop saying "denied"

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Haha... Denied.

I wish that I could get a wish I wouldnt have to say denied to.