Ruby
Catastrophic Captain
Justice didn't prevail. There is no justice here.
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Post by Ruby on May 26, 2009 16:43:18 GMT -5
Granted, but it is so violent, so gruesome, so bloodthirstly, that the web marshall bans it completely from the world wide web and the hidden web and is utterly destroyed.
I wish you liked your webcomic and that I had one of my own.
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Post by KlausBaudelaire833 on May 26, 2009 20:06:45 GMT -5
DENIED!!!!!
I wish for a giant chocolate-caramel-mocha cake would appear at my doorstep.
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notebooked
Reptile Researcher
That instinct is what keeps me here.
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Post by notebooked on May 27, 2009 0:55:39 GMT -5
Hm, well, certainly, granted, but it's not the kind you wanted. It conceals many a ghostly thing; the kind that'd wind you, reel and cringe.
I wish I didn't have to rhyme all the time.
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Post by KlausBaudelaire833 on May 27, 2009 3:38:42 GMT -5
DENIED!!!!!!!!
I wish for a new laptop.
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Post by Elle on May 27, 2009 5:09:36 GMT -5
Granted, but everything on it is in Japanese and you can't figure out how to change it
I wish Sit Down Shut Up would return
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notebooked
Reptile Researcher
That instinct is what keeps me here.
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Post by notebooked on May 27, 2009 8:06:11 GMT -5
Denied and defiled.
I wish our all fav'rite author would be / so kind as to send a letter back to me. For I hope he'll answer in any way / this and every other day.
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Post by Elle on May 27, 2009 18:42:16 GMT -5
Granted, but the letter says to never contact him again.
I wish my schoolmates would stop asking me what Watch Your Mouth is about. I don't like having to tell them "Oh, it's just one of those incest-comedy gothic Jewish porn opera novels."
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Post by KlausBaudelaire833 on May 27, 2009 18:57:53 GMT -5
Granted, but your head will explode.
I wish I had a giant wheelcart.
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notebooked
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That instinct is what keeps me here.
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Post by notebooked on May 28, 2009 0:01:12 GMT -5
Granted, but the size of the cart / would have to match the size of your heart. / So as you were pulling the huge cart both forth and back / you'd suddenly have a heart attack.
I wish that, among Tetris and DXball, too / working nicely on my laptop would be TF2.
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Post by KlausBaudelaire833 on May 28, 2009 4:14:19 GMT -5
DENIED!!!!!!! Because you don't have a laptop. HA! Wait till tk hears about this!
(P.S. notebooked, do you know about tk?)
I wish for notebooked to stop making wished in rhymes. It creeps me out. Plus notebooked is no Shakespeare.
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Post by Elle on May 28, 2009 5:08:58 GMT -5
Denied. It's your own fault. This is what happens when you keep denying wishes.
I wish that I had a driver's license.
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Ruby
Catastrophic Captain
Justice didn't prevail. There is no justice here.
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Post by Ruby on May 28, 2009 6:37:48 GMT -5
Granted, but when you decide to ram your car/van/truck/smartcar into a tree, the police take it away.
I wish that I was a detective in an awesome Mystery story.
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Post by Elle on May 28, 2009 6:46:51 GMT -5
Granted. The Mystery of the Murdered Detective
I wish I had some way of knowing if internet people had perished so I wouldn't have to worry about it...
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Post by spats on May 28, 2009 11:05:51 GMT -5
Granted but when you find out about the next person who has perished, you yourself will perish.
I wish there was some sort of car that is allowed to be driven by under 16's.
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notebooked
Reptile Researcher
That instinct is what keeps me here.
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Post by notebooked on May 28, 2009 11:37:40 GMT -5
Granted, of course / but you crash it into a horse.
I wish that the one who said 'denied' / to the wish that my rhyming stopped would have lied.
(Also, not at all, Klaus Baudelaire / I don't know about tk, but telling me would be fair.)
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