Corrupt a Wish game

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but your favorites will not be in that box of chocolates.

I wish for a LCD TV.

[lucy337]

Denied, as I do not have a T.V. to grant.

I wish for a glass of orange juice.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!! Your wish is too simple.

I wish for a large caramel sundae.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

Granted, but the caramel is out of dat by about ten years, and the ice-cream itself is completly covered in frost.

I wish that I could resist sleep.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but you'll end up resisting eating things you like.

I wish I have the power to control time.

[Ruby]

Granted, but you die while in the 17th century, causing a space/time continuum, sucking all of your loved ones into one big ol' black hole.


I wish that I had a boyfriend that was cute.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but it turned out he was a closeted gay man.

I wish I could just finish this math homework already.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted. I'll do it for you, and take the credit for all the right answers all for myself!!!!!

I wish for a brand new BMX.

[Lunatic Fire Eyes]

DENIED!

I wish my room was twice as big as it currently is.

[Mijahu]

Granted, but the new area was infested with killer-tarantulas.

I wish for a good-paying job that I am happy at.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted, but you'll later discover that you're too old of the job.

I wish my birthday was tomorrow.

[Ruby]

Granted, but all your presents are bought spur-of-the-moment, so they all suck.


I wish that I was Lady GaGa. Or at least knew her personally.

[spats]

Granted but you get drunk so often you don't remember much.

I wish I had a laptop.

[Elle]

Granted, but not a laptop computer

I wish I was born about 85 years earlier... That'd be... 1908

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!!!! You'll die easily.

I wish I will be able to watch "The Big Bang Theory" tonight.