Corrupt a Wish game

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!!! Your spelling of grammar is wrong! Ha!

I wish Fireburst has less & less karma.

[Songbird]

Granted? but then your karma drops ten points
I wish that I had a megaphone

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted. The megaphone is soooooo big that you were crushed by it. Then you die.

I wish there was a way to make my internet speed faster.

[FIREBURST]

Granted, but you aren't a geek like me, so the ultimate power of the computer burns your soul with awesomeness. Then you die.

I wish someone knew the deplorible word.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!! No one knows what that means. And by the way, I'm a geek, except I'm a book geek. Unlike you. Then you die.

I wish more people would like books as much as I do.

[Elle]

Granted... But... This is because you go back to the 18th century where there is no TV

I wish I could live in the Victorian era, but with shampoo and toothpaste and disinfectant spray and other hygiene related products...

[Songbird]

Granted but you hate it after three days but cannot return to the present
I wish my suitcase would pack itself

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted. Go to Japan. Buy a suitcase there.

I wish for a genie.

[Deleted]

Oho, you wouldn't want to go there, Klaus. Trust me. So denied.

I wish to be on the Titanic on the night it sank and I wanna be one of the survivors, not the victims.

[Elle]

Granted, but it gives you PTSD.

I wish for ... lots of legally obtained legitimate American money....

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted. Go to Ecuador. They have lots of dollars there.

I wish I can go to Ecuador.

[Elle]

You're using my icon-- I mean, granted, but you can never return.

I wish I could rent a car when I'm 18.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted. I don't know why.

I wish I can make meaningful wishes.

[Deleted]

DENIED!!

I wish more people would visit 667 daily.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!! For. some. reason.

I wish for more wishes (yet again).