Corrupt a Wish game

[Elle]

Denied. Don't do that. It's what he wants.

I wish Doorknobs would sign on today :c

[Vadron]

You posted that yesterday, so TOO LATE!!! Denied.
I wish the next person was in. (Woot, I love merging games together!)

[beatrice123]

DENIED. I just don't like it.

I wish that I could meet Journey LIVE!!

[Edwin]

Don't stop believing, but DENIED!!
I wish Mad Hatter would unblock me.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Denied, she didn't!

I wish reality shows were all canceled!

[Edwin]

Granted, except only Big Brother UK will be cancelled in 2010.
I wish for cake.

[Tiago James Squalor]

Granted! Here, have a slice of coconut cake I learned to bake with Dr. Montgomery Montgomery!

I wish people would stop caring so much about celebrities.

[Vadron]

Denied according to volume 3, part 7, chapter 23, paragraph 169, sentence 1 of the Universal Constitution!
Some people are, I'm sad to say, completely obessed with celebrities. And there's nothing even us genies can do about it.

I wish the BBooks category was more active.

[KlausBaudelaire833]

DENIED!!!

I wish I can dance like a monkey.

[Vadron]

Granted, but you fall through a window.
I wish wishes ould get denied less.

[Tiago James Squalor]

I can't grant that as I only one person, so denied XD sorry

I wish Paris Hilton would give up on being a singer as she obviously has no singing talent. - she's working on a new record, I KNOW, very fearsome disc-

[Vanja]

Granted, but the next album actually turns out well and you actually start to like her singing so you're sad when she quits


I wish I wasn't getting ill

[KlausBaudelaire833]

Granted. You are now immune to almost every disease on Earth, except for AIDS.

I wish tk was here.

[Vadron]

Me too!
Oh, wait.
Denied, as I can't think of any possible way to corrupt that wish.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Tiago James Squalor]

I can't think of a way to corrupt that wish.

I wish I won the lottery.