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Post by Invisible on Jul 14, 2011 9:35:28 GMT -5
Just a funny little game I've just come up with. The object of the game is put Count Olaf in a fight with someone. It can be whoever you want, living or dead, fictional or real. But it can't be an inanimated object because that would just be stupid ;D Then the next poster says who they think would win and why. Then they put him in a fight with someone else and the game continues.
For example:
Post: Count Olaf vs. Azkadellia
Next post: I think Azkadellia would win because she has the ability to suck the life out of people.
Count Olaf vs. Tommy Wiseau
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So I will start the ball rolling...
Count Olaf vs. Judge Frollo
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Post by Wasabi on Jul 15, 2011 4:01:39 GMT -5
Judge Frollo: In his youth, Claude Frollo was a highly intelligent but morose young man who was orphaned along with his infant brother Jehan when their parents died of the plague. His studies led him to become the Archdeacon of Josas, which is his position during the events of the novel. He also has a small fief which brings him a little money, most of which goes to fund his brother's alcoholism.
I think Count Olaf would win. Because he take advantage of him being an orphan and used the money that he earned from the Church and instead of using to fund his shows, he would use it to take over the world!
Count Olaf vs. Harry Potter.
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Post by Leanora Crowe on Jul 15, 2011 13:12:42 GMT -5
Harry Potter would win because he is a wizard and could turn Olaf into a frog.  Count Olaf vs. Megamind |
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Post by Invisible on Jul 15, 2011 13:26:37 GMT -5
Ooh, that's toughy!
Megamind. Because he has the microwave of EVIL!
Count Olaf vs. Chris Crocker.
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Jul 15, 2011 13:35:53 GMT -5
I'd have to go with Chris Crocker. Olaf would get fed up with his "Leave Brittney Alone" video quickly.
Count Olaf vs. Antoine Dodson
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Post by Leanora Crowe on Jul 15, 2011 13:45:16 GMT -5
I think Count Olaf would win. He would be burning down homes before people had time to hide their kids, hide their wives, hide their kids, hide their wives, hide their kids, hide their wives, and hide their husbands. He would make it so that rapists would have no windows to be climbin' into. He doesn't have to find you because he already knows where you are.
Count Olaf vs. John Travolta
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Post by csc on Jul 15, 2011 19:52:13 GMT -5
Count Olaf. Because he would probably surprise John with a knife or something. Count Olaf vs. J.S. (Yes that was on purpose ) |
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Post by Invisible on Jul 16, 2011 5:29:32 GMT -5
Hmm. That depends on who JS is. If it's Jacques Snicket, he would win because he has a black belt in jujitsu in my ficverse. If it's Justice Strauss, Olaf would win because she's a little old lady and he would kick her arse. If it's Jerome Squalor, Olaf would win because Jerome doesn't like arguments or fights. If it's anyone else outside the LS universe, Olaf. Always Olaf. Because he's awesome Count Olaf vs. Uncle Monty (this is a no-brainer, really) |
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Post by csc on Jul 16, 2011 19:10:26 GMT -5
Olaf- Monty is too much of a good guy, he probably doesn't know how to fight.
Count Olaf vs. You.
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Post by Lady Whatever on Jul 16, 2011 22:23:36 GMT -5
I'd have to go with myself. That harpoon is pretty powerful, but I think the Type 81 I inherited from my father would be its match.
Count Olaf versus Lady Macbeth.
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Post by csc on Jul 17, 2011 18:28:25 GMT -5
Tough one. They are both very evil, but because Lady Macbeth left all the dirty job to her husband, I'll go with Olaf.
Count Olaf vs. Barack Obama.
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Post by Lady Whatever on Jul 17, 2011 20:08:16 GMT -5
Barack Obama. Two words: Predator drones. Olaf wouldn't even get the chance to change into a costume.
Count Olaf versus Merlin.
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Post by Invisible on Jul 18, 2011 4:10:20 GMT -5
Merlin, because he has magical powers and would kick Olaf's arse Count Olaf vs. Mr. Poe XD |
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Post by Michelle Denouement on Jul 18, 2011 10:49:41 GMT -5
Olaf. Mr. Poe is clueless.
Sweeney Todd vs. Count Olaf
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Post by colette on Jul 18, 2011 10:55:37 GMT -5
I agree with Beth. Mr.Poe is nice. He is VERY stupid but it makes very funny.
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