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Post by Jacques Snicket on Nov 7, 2006 19:48:05 GMT -5
So he can defeat Olaf and make Ishmael bow down to him.
Who's ring did Ishmael give the Baudelaires?
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Post by Wasabi on Nov 8, 2006 3:15:14 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Esmé's.
Why are the baudelaires' orphans?[/size][/glow]
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Nov 8, 2006 22:18:23 GMT -5
Because they feel like being orphans. deal wit it. * snaps fingers in a z formation*
Why is Mr. Poe as helpfull as a can of peanut butter?
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Post by Wasabi on Nov 9, 2006 0:59:29 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Because he performed in a television advertisement where he had to advertise peanut butter. Also, he is a tad nutty.
Why does LS say 'with all due respect' in his letters?[/size][/glow]
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Post by Shelly on Nov 9, 2006 1:08:55 GMT -5
Because he's got a disease, and he thinks everyone's royalty.
Why did Beatrice steal my library card?
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Post by Wasabi on Nov 9, 2006 1:41:56 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]because sh was obssessed with your self image.
Why do the Quagmires befriend the Baudealires'?[/size][/glow]
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Nov 9, 2006 18:10:34 GMT -5
They want the dog biscuits the Baudelaires have been eating for the past three years.
Why is V.F.D. so secret?
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Post by Shelly on Nov 9, 2006 21:29:19 GMT -5
Because no one wants their mother to find out.
Where are the Quagmires?
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Post by Wasabi on Nov 9, 2006 23:27:37 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Being kept hostage in your house.
Why does Violet tie up her hair every time she is thinking up an invention?[/size][/glow]
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Post by Shelly on Nov 10, 2006 1:11:44 GMT -5
Because she thinks she'll be on the cover of a magazine.
Which Baudelaire is very well read?
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Post by Wasabi on Nov 10, 2006 2:44:22 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Sunny, because she is more advanced that Violet and Klaus put together.
Why does Mr. Poe wear glasses?[/size][/glow]
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Post by Shelly on Nov 10, 2006 20:44:19 GMT -5
Because he thinks they're in.
Why is Dark Avenue named as it is?
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Post by Wasabi on Nov 10, 2006 23:10:42 GMT -5
[glow=blue,2,300]Because Lemony Snicket couldn't think of another name to call such a drab and dreary avenue.
Why can't Snicket experiment with the initials V.F.D and called it something else, rather than just call it Volunteer Fire Department?[/size][/glow]
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Post by Tigerclaw can drive a car :B on Nov 11, 2006 7:43:18 GMT -5
Because he's to lazy.
Why is Violet's dress purple?
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Post by Jacques Snicket on Nov 11, 2006 10:43:48 GMT -5
Because she wants it to match with Quigley’s purple notebook.
Where is Ishmael now?
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