Darkies 2013 Award Show

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Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:35:04 GMT -5

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Post by B. on May 4, 2013 5:35:04 GMT -5

Like terminal illnesses, groceries and small children posts on 667 would not exist without something to carry them: threads. This award is to celebrate the best quality thread made this year.
The nominations for the best thread award are:

Lucas Thread! If ASOUE was Kpop!! by Lucas and BSam
Yes... by Lucas
Scenarios by Pandora
Willow Smith by Kyle
What's the weather like? by Linda Rhaldeen
What's the Bombinating Beast's secret? by Dante
~An Open Letter From the Window of My Soul~ by Bryan
Roses are red, by Sophie
If 667ers were Cliff bars by Sophie
Hitler movies, by Pandora
The heart balls and the what time is it thread, by Terry Craig
The cookie cookie game, by Willis
INCOMING FILE FROM MR. SNICKET STOP. by Dante
funny picture by Ernist

Plenty of good nominations to choose from. But the winner is…

INCOMING FILE FROM MR. SNICKET STOP. by Dante

Congratulations, Dante. How are you planning to celebrate, and might I suggest dunkin' doughnuts?

Anka Malicious Moderator Posts: 8,919 Likes: 1,911	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:37:31 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Anka on May 4, 2013 5:37:31 GMT -5 Congratulations, Dante And thanks for starting, Bee

Cafe SalMONAlla Definitely Doomed Posts: 5,040 Likes: 1,214	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:38:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on May 4, 2013 5:38:35 GMT -5 Well, that's certainly a deserving win. Besides, it's kind of Snicket's prize too, as he created the content.
	SPOILER: Click to show Banner by Terry Banner mostly by BSam with some necessary corrections by Lemona ----- Samezzz

B. Awful Administrator Queen Bee It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me. Posts: 7,785 Likes: 3,667	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:39:35 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by B. on May 4, 2013 5:39:35 GMT -5 I definitely think Daniel Handler deserves the banner.

Cafe SalMONAlla Definitely Doomed Posts: 5,040 Likes: 1,214	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:40:40 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on May 4, 2013 5:40:40 GMT -5 Yep, and the several hugs offered him in the gift.
	SPOILER: Click to show Banner by Terry Banner mostly by BSam with some necessary corrections by Lemona ----- Samezzz

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Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:42:01 GMT -5

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Post by Charlie on May 4, 2013 5:42:01 GMT -5

Okay... well I guess I shall begin then.

Hello and welcome, I'm Charlie, and I'll be presenting the award for "Best Story". Now this past year, we've had a lot of good stories, and thus, we've had a lot of nominations for this award. Many talented writers have been nominated for this award, with many many good stories. I've read nearly all of them, and I have to say, we have some real talent as far as writing goes here on 667. From Snicket world fics, to 667 fics, to mixes of both. From One-shots, to chapter stories. Anyway, I'll stop prattling on, and get down to the results. This year, we have had something interesting happen, that may or may not have happened ever before in this category. We have a tie. Now unfortunately, we can't break this tie, with brute force, or with a simple pair of fabric scissors. So now I have to give the award to both of them.

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"The Dark Games" by Willis & "667 Dark Avenue's Christmas Party Apocalypse" by Bryan. The Dark Games enthralled audiences with it's stunning comparison between Tragedy's villainous rule, and the villainous rule of the capitol. Bryan's story was so relevant at the time, that I'm pretty sure most people thought that this catastrophe was sure to occur.

Let's everyone give a big round of applause to our victors. Woot. Go them!

Last Edit: May 4, 2013 5:43:29 GMT -5 by Charlie

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MisterM Malicious Moderator Class Historian Unsupervised, Unhappy, Uncool Posts: 10,413 Likes: 3,695	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:42:59 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MisterM on May 4, 2013 5:42:59 GMT -5 Surely, though, that would be a waste of a banner? And yes, congratulations to Dante!
	Life is a sad song We only hear once Please give it all that you've got Before the rhythm stops

Anka Malicious Moderator Posts: 8,919 Likes: 1,911	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:45:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Anka on May 4, 2013 5:45:28 GMT -5 Congratulations, Willis and Bryan

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Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:46:11 GMT -5

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Post by Charlie on May 4, 2013 5:46:11 GMT -5

I'm sure he'd love some of those doughnuts. I hear they're his favourite.

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Cafe SalMONAlla Definitely Doomed Posts: 5,040 Likes: 1,214	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:48:26 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Cafe SalMONAlla on May 4, 2013 5:48:26 GMT -5 Congrats to Willis and Bryan!
	SPOILER: Click to show Banner by Terry Banner mostly by BSam with some necessary corrections by Lemona ----- Samezzz

Lucas Miserable Mariner Cookie cookie Posts: 3,206 Likes: 145	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:49:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Lucas on May 4, 2013 5:49:04 GMT -5 Congratulations Dante, Willis and Bryan!! You all deserved it! Cookie cookie!

MisterM Malicious Moderator Class Historian Unsupervised, Unhappy, Uncool Posts: 10,413 Likes: 3,695	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 5:49:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by MisterM on May 4, 2013 5:49:24 GMT -5 Dunkin snigger Congrats to willis and bryan as well. I was robbed....
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B. Awful Administrator Queen Bee It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me. Posts: 7,785 Likes: 3,667	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 6:04:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by B. on May 4, 2013 6:04:28 GMT -5 lol dunkin

B. Awful Administrator Queen Bee It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me. Posts: 7,785 Likes: 3,667	Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 6:04:43 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by B. on May 4, 2013 6:04:43 GMT -5 Congratulations other guys

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Darkies 2013 Award Show May 4, 2013 6:06:56 GMT -5

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Post by Charlie on May 4, 2013 6:06:56 GMT -5

Nooo, I just accidentally smited Bee

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