The Revived 667er - Big Brother 2015 Edition!
Jul 27, 2015 1:00:04 GMT -5
Charles Vane, Isadora Is a Door, and 3 more like this
Post by soufflé on Jul 27, 2015 1:00:04 GMT -5
Well looky here isn't this a change? Yes, but a good one. So we hope. Without further ado...
(I banner good.)
~Masthead~
Editor: Sophie (for this issue)
Actual Editor normally: Mister M & Anka
Writers: Linda, Pandora, Anka
Special thanks goes tooooo.....Big Bros Mister M & Lemona, Bee, and Zortegus for existing excellently. Also Bandit & Teleram--miss you homies. And for all you great people out there. Stay rad.
~Letter form the Editor~
Hey guys!
Well this is the first time I've been in charge of something like this. But I do have a good deal of experience writing for my school's paper, so I suppose that's helpful. (omg if you wanna read my stuff from there message me and i'll show you the website /shamelessselfpromotion) Heh. This project was pretty much sprung upon us as one of our tasks, so obviously we had to try and make this good for points purposes, but also because it's super duper fun! I hope you all enjoy the work we've put into this issue, and writers/contributors--you should be proud of yourselves. Because this is pretty damn cool. Go team!!
Love,
Sophie
I asked some people some questions about Big Brother. One of the people who have answered them is in Big Brother herself, the other two aren't, so yay it's all from different points of view.
1. What do you think about this year's 667 Big Brother so far?
Pen: pretty good, i feel like the twist thing could've been used a little more subtly, but it's fine.
BSam: i haven't been paying too much attention, but i voted once i think
Pandora: For me, the problem with every BB is that it's hard to find opportunities to say much as people usually don't post a ton unless it's required for a challenge. With this one, I don't know if it's because I have less time but I feel pretty disconnected from it. There's some good ideas and Mr M and probs Lemona are working hard, but it feels less well put together than when Linda does it.
2. Is there anything that you would like to see happening in 667 Big Brother (like a task idea or a twist or something)?
Pen: um, not really, nothing specific. maybe if the twists were a bit more surprising, i don't know.
BSam: an elimination cook off
Pandora: None of the tasks have been very entertaining so far, so that would be cool. The twists are random and insane sometimes so I think they're good even if they often make no sense to me.
3. Who do you think will win?
Pen: sophie or linda.
BSam: probably pandora, is she playing?
Pandora: I'm gonna root for Tryina. You go girl!
4. What are your memories about the past 667 Big Brothers?
Pen: mostly negative haha. i think i'm probably the worst participant a big brother could ask for, because i tend to complain a lot if i think a task is being unfair or whatever. even as a viewer this year i have to restrain myself so i don't post a lot like a normal housemate.
BSam: i remember it being fun but a little stressful, both when i was a contestant and a big brother
Pandora: Great bonding time, liked the werewolf and world cup tasks, I remember when 16 and Bee went crazy and we all formed one loving group, and BB is where SBAN intensified.
5. If you could pick a theme song for 667 Big Brother, what would it be?
Pen: my heart will go on - celine dion
BSam: probably something by my bloody valentine
Pandora: Pink Panther Theme Music
6. If you could pick a 667er to be in this year's Big Brother (someone who isn't/wasn't), who would it be?
Pen: bryan or sixteen if they were here.
BSam: tragedy
Pandora: Li and Fredy (SBAN4lyfe)
7. Have you ever watched the real tv show Big Brother? What do you think of it?
Pen: yup, the brazilian version at least. pretty boring salsa, fine for reality tv i suppose.
BSam: i saw a fair bit of the first australian season, it's trash tv basically
Pandora: Yes, it can be addicting. Last time I watched was the latest one in the US, BB16 because I saw clips of two guys and was like 'oh, theyre the cutest boyfriends, where are they from?' and it was really cute but it was important to like just focus on Frankie and Zach bc there was a lot of hate directed towards Frankie that either verged on or was directly homophobic. And it just brought up a lot of salsaty opinions about sexuality, like I know Zach identified as straight, that does not preclude him from having feelings for Frankie or flirting with him. Um, thank god they identified it as a showmance themselves or there would still be a debate about whether it even existed or not, god i hate people.
Anyway, Frankie Grande is smart, talented and hilarious and I love everything about him including that he is hella gay. Seriously, look him up if you want to feel inadequate about your own life.
Hello,
It's hilarious when people complain about the posts others make these days since 667 isn't exactly a hip and happening forum. But we're all still hanging out here for some reason anyway, so what should we do? This is turning much more polite than it is ranty but my suggestion is that if someone isn't posting what you want them to then you should post the content you'd like to see instead. Make new threads(that you want, not to ~help~ someone else), contribute more, bury the posts you don't like with tons of great content. So this has been the latest plea to stop being so boring and post more. Because its dumb to complain about stuff when there's not even much stuff currently happening on 667. We should change that because if more stuff is going on, then I'm sure there will be plenty to complain about
Welcome back to History of 667. Today's topic of interest: 667 Big Brother!
667 Big Brother is modeled after the reality tv show Big Brother, which in turn is very loosely based off the George Orwell book 1984. The basic premise is that a number of contestants live in the Big Brother house, where they are cut off from contact with the outside world and filmed 24/7 with hidden cameras, compete at weekly tasks and are subjected to twists, and one by one are evicted until one last housemate remains, and wins a large sum of money.
667 Big Brother, being online, is of course a bit more limited in scope; it is impossible, for example, to limit the housemates from contacting the outside world, and the winner gets nothing but bragging rights (and possibly a customized signature). Nevertheless, it's become a fun summer tradition.
The original 667 Big Brother was created by George (also known as Dupin), and began on 25 Jun 2004. Most of the people in that first game are no longer with us - in fact the winner, username gary, has since deleted his account - but there are a few familiar faces, like Betsy who was a contestant, and Kyle who was a Big Brother. The winner was declared on 4 Sep 2004.
Another 667 Big Brother started only a few weeks later, but only lasted for 2 weeks and then appeared to have been abandoned (this is the only forum evidence that it ever existed). When Big Brother was restarted on 10 Jun 2005, it was also known as Big Brother 2. I was a contestant for this Big Brother, and was a brand-new member at the time so it was my introduction to a lot of the members. Derik (i.) ended up winning, on 21 Aug 2005.
The third one was the only successful Northern Hemisphere winter game, running from 19 Jan to 7 Apr 2006. deanna. won this time around. The fourth game is the other one I remember well, because I helped out as a Big Brother this time. It ran from 25 Jun to 27 Aug 2006, and Jemima won.
The fifth and final (for a while at least) 667 Big Brother began on 27 Jun 2007 and...no one won. After 5 weeks it fizzled out due to Dupin dropping off the face of the earth (or at least of 667), and no more new Big Brothers were created.
That is, until 2013. In 2013, bryan asked about 667 Big Brother and that prompted me, with the help of Isadora Is a Door, to reboot the game. It ran from 13 Sep to 17 Nov and penne won, though it appears Hermedy started a tradition of his own by messing up the voting.
The next year 667 Big Brother was back, and back in its ideal summer timeslot, running from 20 June to 22 Aug. Kit's tits kick ticks and BSam were brought on as Big Brothers, Rellim won in a landslide, and Mulan was back to his old tricks.
Who will win this year? Will Tragedy sabotage the final vote again? Only time will tell. I will say that we're getting very close to have an all-female household this year (only Esmé's meme is meh remains), which has never happened before. Thanks to all, past and present, who have made 667 Big Brother possible and here's to many more years!
Bonus content:
Interested in seeing a specific topic covered? Send me a PM and I will do my best to cover it in a future issue.
POWER RANKINGS
So I was going to do this based around BB this month anyway and I get ~bonus points~ for making this article BB related.
10. Terry - the one time you will probably ever make this list and you get last place bc the mole twist was super lame.
9. Cafe SalMONAlla - I'm sure you're probs behind the scenes and stuff but I never see you so.
8. Zort- Still don't really know who you are!
7. Teleram - You played a way better game than last time buddy, good job.
6. Tyrina- I'm glad you came back from the dead.
5. Isadora Is a Door- You're trying buddy, so congrats. Some of the stuff you've thought of is cool while other stuff is a potato cluster.
4. B.- You get points for trying to participate and bc I love you. <3
3. Charlie - I will always cherish our time in and out of the house. RIP Charloe.
2. soufflé- You're rocking it girl, ps I enjoyed hanging with you even though dimple cream and graham cracker ice cream aren't really things.
1. Linda Rhaldeen,- Always in my heart, Linda Styles.
Honorary mention goes to me because I didn't put myself on this list! I showed great restraint. Honorary mention also goes to bandit bc I did mean to put him on the list. Sorry friend, maybe you would have made it if you lasted longer in BB or drank more of your milkshake!
Dear Anka, what do you make for breakfast?
From,
Inquiring Minds
Dear Inquiring Minds,
Today I had cereal for breakfast. But sometimes I also eat bread, or some fruit.
I hope this answer helps you,
Anka
Dear Anka:
I've staying at this place for the summer with several roommates, and they keep trying to kick me out of the house. They've already kicked out a couple of the other people that used to stay there. What do I do?
Sincerely,
Always watched
Dear Always watched,
that seems like a stressful situation. I'm actually in a similar place right now. I don't think there is anything you can do, except stay there and try your best to not be kicked out.
Anka
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That photo always makes me chuckle.
Advertisements!
Do you like cute boys and bubblegum music? More importantly, do you appreciate a good head of hair? Go to a One Direction concert. Yeah. OH WAIT THEY'RE ON HIATUS OR SOMETHING. Idk check out Nicole's column.
Bryan is seeking out someone to revive him from the dead. AEDs just don't seem to work.
Attention Barnes & Noble customers--there is a young man browsing through books and accidentally saying yes to dates. If you want to ask him out...don't.
The 667ers for animal rights would like to remind you that it's not nice to kill things. So don't eat burgers.
The (sex) pistols would like to note that we are, indeed, still the best team. Even if we lost the war.
The sex pistols are a great band that you should check out!
Shoutout to Bandit for being, in my opinion, extremely tolerable. <3
If you need advice, message Anka!
If you need to smile, just look at any picture of Charlie. Especially if he's wearing a top hat.
For fun stories for bedtime that may or may not confuse you, hit up my manz Gordon Dioxide.
Are you a feminist? No? ...Well why the heck not. You are unacceptable! Buy openyourmindacil. It makes you less of a butt!face!!!! At your local drug store.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I poemed again!
"Big Bro"
okay so there are brothers
and there are big brothers
for instance
i have a brother
who likes to imitate people
who i'm not even sure exist
once the basement flooded
and my mom got pissed
then he imitated her and it was the funniest thing ever
but if you have a big brother
even bigger than mine
one watching your every move
and giving you points for your actions
it's a totally different situation
it's insane
you're competing but also super tight with your housemates
like one tense ball of love
like a rubber band ball that's bouncing all up and down the stairs
much like a lovable slinky
preferably a rainbow one
i like those
fin
Fun Fact: I actually write good poems sometimes! Maybe I will put one of those in here sometime.
You can tell that Niall really approves of this column.
There is literally so much gossip this week: the boys turned 5, Zayn is bros with his bros again even though Simon Cowell broke up with him, and Louis is pregnant! It's also possible that Harry stole a baby. Plus, the biggest news of all, 1d's new fifth member. I mean technically he was there when Zayn was but still I think he'd be perfect to fill the hole in everyone's hearts.
So here he is, the gay bear that travels with One Direction.
His name is Rainbow Bondage Bear or Teddy Mercury.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bonus content!
QUIZ: How Zortegus are you?
Check all that apply.
1. You smuggle food.
2. You're kinda new around here.
3. You're enigmatic as hell.
4. You like to fill pools with yogurt.
5. You enjoy archaeology.
6. You have good taste in cake.
7. You're from South America.
8.
9. You're more of a fruit than veggie kinda guy.
10. You have something against baby seals???
11. You try to steal other people's mushrooms (what the heck dude.)
12. You can be treacherous, if needed.
13.
0-4: You're not very Zortegus.
5-10: There's a chance you could be Zortegus, but you're not quite there on the enigma scale.
11-13: Man, I can't figure you out. You must be the Zort himself.
A REALLY FUNNY JOKE
How many tickles does it take to get the octopus to laugh?
It took me way too long to get that joke but now I have to share it with everybody. I hope you laughed because if you didn't you have no soul.
IT IS TIME TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR GRAHAM CRACKER ICE CREAM, WHICH TOTALLY EXISTS. AND I BET IT'S DELICIOUS.
That's all folks! Hope you enjoyed this to some degree. Love you all.
Brought to you by 667 Big Brother. Meat is murder. TM
(I banner good.)
~Masthead~
Editor: Sophie (for this issue)
Actual Editor normally: Mister M & Anka
Writers: Linda, Pandora, Anka
Special thanks goes tooooo.....Big Bros Mister M & Lemona, Bee, and Zortegus for existing excellently. Also Bandit & Teleram--miss you homies. And for all you great people out there. Stay rad.
~Letter form the Editor~
Hey guys!
Well this is the first time I've been in charge of something like this. But I do have a good deal of experience writing for my school's paper, so I suppose that's helpful. (omg if you wanna read my stuff from there message me and i'll show you the website /shamelessselfpromotion) Heh. This project was pretty much sprung upon us as one of our tasks, so obviously we had to try and make this good for points purposes, but also because it's super duper fun! I hope you all enjoy the work we've put into this issue, and writers/contributors--you should be proud of yourselves. Because this is pretty damn cool. Go team!!
Love,
Sophie
~ANKA ASKS PEOPLE STUFF~
I asked some people some questions about Big Brother. One of the people who have answered them is in Big Brother herself, the other two aren't, so yay it's all from different points of view.
1. What do you think about this year's 667 Big Brother so far?
Pen: pretty good, i feel like the twist thing could've been used a little more subtly, but it's fine.
BSam: i haven't been paying too much attention, but i voted once i think
Pandora: For me, the problem with every BB is that it's hard to find opportunities to say much as people usually don't post a ton unless it's required for a challenge. With this one, I don't know if it's because I have less time but I feel pretty disconnected from it. There's some good ideas and Mr M and probs Lemona are working hard, but it feels less well put together than when Linda does it.
2. Is there anything that you would like to see happening in 667 Big Brother (like a task idea or a twist or something)?
Pen: um, not really, nothing specific. maybe if the twists were a bit more surprising, i don't know.
BSam: an elimination cook off
Pandora: None of the tasks have been very entertaining so far, so that would be cool. The twists are random and insane sometimes so I think they're good even if they often make no sense to me.
3. Who do you think will win?
Pen: sophie or linda.
BSam: probably pandora, is she playing?
Pandora: I'm gonna root for Tryina. You go girl!
4. What are your memories about the past 667 Big Brothers?
Pen: mostly negative haha. i think i'm probably the worst participant a big brother could ask for, because i tend to complain a lot if i think a task is being unfair or whatever. even as a viewer this year i have to restrain myself so i don't post a lot like a normal housemate.
BSam: i remember it being fun but a little stressful, both when i was a contestant and a big brother
Pandora: Great bonding time, liked the werewolf and world cup tasks, I remember when 16 and Bee went crazy and we all formed one loving group, and BB is where SBAN intensified.
5. If you could pick a theme song for 667 Big Brother, what would it be?
Pen: my heart will go on - celine dion
BSam: probably something by my bloody valentine
Pandora: Pink Panther Theme Music
6. If you could pick a 667er to be in this year's Big Brother (someone who isn't/wasn't), who would it be?
Pen: bryan or sixteen if they were here.
BSam: tragedy
Pandora: Li and Fredy (SBAN4lyfe)
7. Have you ever watched the real tv show Big Brother? What do you think of it?
Pen: yup, the brazilian version at least. pretty boring salsa, fine for reality tv i suppose.
BSam: i saw a fair bit of the first australian season, it's trash tv basically
Pandora: Yes, it can be addicting. Last time I watched was the latest one in the US, BB16 because I saw clips of two guys and was like 'oh, theyre the cutest boyfriends, where are they from?' and it was really cute but it was important to like just focus on Frankie and Zach bc there was a lot of hate directed towards Frankie that either verged on or was directly homophobic. And it just brought up a lot of salsaty opinions about sexuality, like I know Zach identified as straight, that does not preclude him from having feelings for Frankie or flirting with him. Um, thank god they identified it as a showmance themselves or there would still be a debate about whether it even existed or not, god i hate people.
Anyway, Frankie Grande is smart, talented and hilarious and I love everything about him including that he is hella gay. Seriously, look him up if you want to feel inadequate about your own life.
Be The Posts You Want To See
Hello,
It's hilarious when people complain about the posts others make these days since 667 isn't exactly a hip and happening forum. But we're all still hanging out here for some reason anyway, so what should we do? This is turning much more polite than it is ranty but my suggestion is that if someone isn't posting what you want them to then you should post the content you'd like to see instead. Make new threads(that you want, not to ~help~ someone else), contribute more, bury the posts you don't like with tons of great content. So this has been the latest plea to stop being so boring and post more. Because its dumb to complain about stuff when there's not even much stuff currently happening on 667. We should change that because if more stuff is going on, then I'm sure there will be plenty to complain about
History of 667
A column by Linda Rhaldeen
A column by Linda Rhaldeen
Welcome back to History of 667. Today's topic of interest: 667 Big Brother!
667 Big Brother is modeled after the reality tv show Big Brother, which in turn is very loosely based off the George Orwell book 1984. The basic premise is that a number of contestants live in the Big Brother house, where they are cut off from contact with the outside world and filmed 24/7 with hidden cameras, compete at weekly tasks and are subjected to twists, and one by one are evicted until one last housemate remains, and wins a large sum of money.
667 Big Brother, being online, is of course a bit more limited in scope; it is impossible, for example, to limit the housemates from contacting the outside world, and the winner gets nothing but bragging rights (and possibly a customized signature). Nevertheless, it's become a fun summer tradition.
The original 667 Big Brother was created by George (also known as Dupin), and began on 25 Jun 2004. Most of the people in that first game are no longer with us - in fact the winner, username gary, has since deleted his account - but there are a few familiar faces, like Betsy who was a contestant, and Kyle who was a Big Brother. The winner was declared on 4 Sep 2004.
Another 667 Big Brother started only a few weeks later, but only lasted for 2 weeks and then appeared to have been abandoned (this is the only forum evidence that it ever existed). When Big Brother was restarted on 10 Jun 2005, it was also known as Big Brother 2. I was a contestant for this Big Brother, and was a brand-new member at the time so it was my introduction to a lot of the members. Derik (i.) ended up winning, on 21 Aug 2005.
The third one was the only successful Northern Hemisphere winter game, running from 19 Jan to 7 Apr 2006. deanna. won this time around. The fourth game is the other one I remember well, because I helped out as a Big Brother this time. It ran from 25 Jun to 27 Aug 2006, and Jemima won.
The fifth and final (for a while at least) 667 Big Brother began on 27 Jun 2007 and...no one won. After 5 weeks it fizzled out due to Dupin dropping off the face of the earth (or at least of 667), and no more new Big Brothers were created.
That is, until 2013. In 2013, bryan asked about 667 Big Brother and that prompted me, with the help of Isadora Is a Door, to reboot the game. It ran from 13 Sep to 17 Nov and penne won, though it appears Hermedy started a tradition of his own by messing up the voting.
The next year 667 Big Brother was back, and back in its ideal summer timeslot, running from 20 June to 22 Aug. Kit's tits kick ticks and BSam were brought on as Big Brothers, Rellim won in a landslide, and Mulan was back to his old tricks.
Who will win this year? Will Tragedy sabotage the final vote again? Only time will tell. I will say that we're getting very close to have an all-female household this year (only Esmé's meme is meh remains), which has never happened before. Thanks to all, past and present, who have made 667 Big Brother possible and here's to many more years!
Bonus content:
- For your browsing pleasure, all boards past and present (the first and third unfortunately do not work):
- Ten years ago today:This week, Linda and Pandora recieved the most nominations and will face the public vote this week.
(Spoiler alert: I was the one to go)
Interested in seeing a specific topic covered? Send me a PM and I will do my best to cover it in a future issue.
POWER RANKINGS
So I was going to do this based around BB this month anyway and I get ~bonus points~ for making this article BB related.
10. Terry - the one time you will probably ever make this list and you get last place bc the mole twist was super lame.
9. Cafe SalMONAlla - I'm sure you're probs behind the scenes and stuff but I never see you so.
8. Zort- Still don't really know who you are!
7. Teleram - You played a way better game than last time buddy, good job.
6. Tyrina- I'm glad you came back from the dead.
5. Isadora Is a Door- You're trying buddy, so congrats. Some of the stuff you've thought of is cool while other stuff is a potato cluster.
4. B.- You get points for trying to participate and bc I love you. <3
3. Charlie - I will always cherish our time in and out of the house. RIP Charloe.
2. soufflé- You're rocking it girl, ps I enjoyed hanging with you even though dimple cream and graham cracker ice cream aren't really things.
1. Linda Rhaldeen,- Always in my heart, Linda Styles.
Honorary mention goes to me because I didn't put myself on this list! I showed great restraint. Honorary mention also goes to bandit bc I did mean to put him on the list. Sorry friend, maybe you would have made it if you lasted longer in BB or drank more of your milkshake!
Dear Anka, what do you make for breakfast?
From,
Inquiring Minds
Dear Inquiring Minds,
Today I had cereal for breakfast. But sometimes I also eat bread, or some fruit.
I hope this answer helps you,
Anka
Dear Anka:
I've staying at this place for the summer with several roommates, and they keep trying to kick me out of the house. They've already kicked out a couple of the other people that used to stay there. What do I do?
Sincerely,
Always watched
Dear Always watched,
that seems like a stressful situation. I'm actually in a similar place right now. I don't think there is anything you can do, except stay there and try your best to not be kicked out.
Anka
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That photo always makes me chuckle.
Advertisements!
Do you like cute boys and bubblegum music? More importantly, do you appreciate a good head of hair? Go to a One Direction concert. Yeah. OH WAIT THEY'RE ON HIATUS OR SOMETHING. Idk check out Nicole's column.
Bryan is seeking out someone to revive him from the dead. AEDs just don't seem to work.
Attention Barnes & Noble customers--there is a young man browsing through books and accidentally saying yes to dates. If you want to ask him out...don't.
The 667ers for animal rights would like to remind you that it's not nice to kill things. So don't eat burgers.
The (sex) pistols would like to note that we are, indeed, still the best team. Even if we lost the war.
The sex pistols are a great band that you should check out!
Shoutout to Bandit for being, in my opinion, extremely tolerable. <3
If you need advice, message Anka!
If you need to smile, just look at any picture of Charlie. Especially if he's wearing a top hat.
For fun stories for bedtime that may or may not confuse you, hit up my manz Gordon Dioxide.
Are you a feminist? No? ...Well why the heck not. You are unacceptable! Buy openyourmindacil. It makes you less of a butt!face!!!! At your local drug store.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I poemed again!
"Big Bro"
okay so there are brothers
and there are big brothers
for instance
i have a brother
who likes to imitate people
who i'm not even sure exist
once the basement flooded
and my mom got pissed
then he imitated her and it was the funniest thing ever
but if you have a big brother
even bigger than mine
one watching your every move
and giving you points for your actions
it's a totally different situation
it's insane
you're competing but also super tight with your housemates
like one tense ball of love
like a rubber band ball that's bouncing all up and down the stairs
much like a lovable slinky
preferably a rainbow one
i like those
fin
Fun Fact: I actually write good poems sometimes! Maybe I will put one of those in here sometime.
You can tell that Niall really approves of this column.
There is literally so much gossip this week: the boys turned 5, Zayn is bros with his bros again even though Simon Cowell broke up with him, and Louis is pregnant! It's also possible that Harry stole a baby. Plus, the biggest news of all, 1d's new fifth member. I mean technically he was there when Zayn was but still I think he'd be perfect to fill the hole in everyone's hearts.
So here he is, the gay bear that travels with One Direction.
His name is Rainbow Bondage Bear or Teddy Mercury.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Bonus content!
QUIZ: How Zortegus are you?
Check all that apply.
1. You smuggle food.
2. You're kinda new around here.
3. You're enigmatic as hell.
4. You like to fill pools with yogurt.
5. You enjoy archaeology.
6. You have good taste in cake.
7. You're from South America.
8.
9. You're more of a fruit than veggie kinda guy.
10. You have something against baby seals???
11. You try to steal other people's mushrooms (what the heck dude.)
12. You can be treacherous, if needed.
13.
0-4: You're not very Zortegus.
5-10: There's a chance you could be Zortegus, but you're not quite there on the enigma scale.
11-13: Man, I can't figure you out. You must be the Zort himself.
A REALLY FUNNY JOKE
How many tickles does it take to get the octopus to laugh?
TEN tickles.
It took me way too long to get that joke but now I have to share it with everybody. I hope you laughed because if you didn't you have no soul.
IT IS TIME TO RAISE AWARENESS FOR GRAHAM CRACKER ICE CREAM, WHICH TOTALLY EXISTS. AND I BET IT'S DELICIOUS.
That's all folks! Hope you enjoyed this to some degree. Love you all.
Brought to you by 667 Big Brother. Meat is murder. TM