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Post by soufflé on Nov 19, 2015 16:39:14 GMT -5
1. blame it on someone else 2. make an even louder noise while you fart and distract people
please add
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Nov 19, 2015 16:43:59 GMT -5
3. pick a very windy day
also does #1 actually ever work? Hint: it doesn't.
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Post by penne on Nov 19, 2015 16:50:34 GMT -5
it does when it's like ooh potato who farted and there's someone who's notorious for farting around and then you can just join in on bashing them
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Post by soufflé on Nov 19, 2015 16:54:48 GMT -5
4. spray something that smells worse, like axe 5. RUN
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Post by Emerald Snicket on Nov 20, 2015 4:49:16 GMT -5
6. Do it when it's noisy, unless if that noise is a fire or bomb, in which case you should probably run first.
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Post by B. on Nov 20, 2015 16:08:00 GMT -5
7. Just ignore it, and act like mature adults
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Post by A comet crashing into Earth on Nov 20, 2015 16:15:16 GMT -5
I was talking to someone the other day who farted audibly during our conversation. I ignored it to spare her feelings, and felt unjustifiably smug about my own maturity for the following half hour.
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Post by Charlie on Nov 27, 2015 11:42:09 GMT -5
Omg this story is tmi but during my chemistry finals I had diarrhoea or w/e and I was on these meds so I didn't salsa myself in my exam, but they make you super farty so I was like holding on for like 3 hours, then in the last 5 minutes I was freaking on the last question so I accidentally let out a small whisper, but then I just shuffled my chair heaps to make it seem like chair scraping but idk it was still pretty obvious I reckon. Idk
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Nov 28, 2015 12:23:19 GMT -5
lmaooo i farted during my exams too but it was small and silent and nobody noticed
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