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Post by twigz on Aug 24, 2023 19:34:13 GMT -5
Is this a sober sandwich scale or a drunk sandwich scale? When drunk, most sandwiches are a five to eight out of five sandwiches. I feel... strangely compelled to... adwopt a demented animal...
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Post by B. on Aug 26, 2023 0:59:31 GMT -5
the same "cancelmania" that was applied to daniel handler here, we have since seen applied to jk rowling, this obsessive combing of an artist's work for subtle racism etc. i do not believe any millennial or zoomer who is making these claims online is actually concerned with injustice. they are "Social MEDIA Justice Warriors" literally generating outrage as a hobby. i remember when this attitude originally emerged on tumblr with blogs like "Your Fave Is Problematic", where cancellation became a new twist on hipster smugness directed specifically at popular media. people enjoyed condemning as much as possible, and in turn, former fans enjoyed turning their backs on things they once "naively" enjoyed. every generation must find a way to rebel against nostalgia and relinquish their attachment to childhood entertainment, and this is the new way. I actually agree with this so hard, Reba, good take
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Post by twigz on Aug 26, 2023 6:23:59 GMT -5
Where have you gone? You fell throught a threadbare veil, and now not even a shadow of your existence remains.
But I hear you. Whispers, incomprehensible mumblings, a thousand at once. Who's there with you? Or are you alone?
Are you happy? Is ther a light on the other side, pure and white like the reflection of the winter sun on freshly fallen snow? Or is there blackness, unquenchable, threatening to invade your lungs and consume you from the inside. Are you suffocating?
My dearest of friends, what has happened? Why did you leave me? Youl knew I couldn't live without you, and yet now I must. Your fire, that spark that was you, has extinguished, and with it the light has disappeared from my life. I miss you so much.
For Sirius Black -- May Padfoot forever frolic in happy fields; may his tail never stop wagging. Forever remembering you, Jen
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Post by twigz on Aug 26, 2023 12:50:33 GMT -5
yes it is 3:50 in the morning yes i am reblogging the day's post Hermedy and I will be married in the spring. One or both of us will be wearing a wedding dress and there will be sequins. Charlotte will either be the flower girl or the other woman. We will live in Bethesda, there will be no prenup, and the majority of you will not be invited. Just kidding. Maybe. If you ain't no punk, holla WE WANT PRENUPS.
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Post by twigz on Aug 28, 2023 6:11:47 GMT -5
John Lennon would be proud Heya 667ers. You know me, but I am disguised under a different name. I have been informed that both Triangle Eyes and BSam share the same profession as me. BSam slips condoms into your bags everytime you go through his checkout. I have recently located them in my supermarket as well. People on MSN are surprised that I am still a virgin at my age. Anyway, it's been great stopping by and seeing you all. Hopefully I will get to speak to you again, in the not to distant future. Tata for now.
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Post by twigz on Aug 30, 2023 11:08:45 GMT -5
double quoting because i am sexy and cool and also now i'm not a whole day different from most timezones
Mountain Dew!!! I love caffene!!!!!
I have two choices. My mom wanted be to audition for Rent until she remembered that there are two or three gay men and three strippers or whatever in the play. My mom didn't want me to be in Sound of Music because of who's sponsoring it, but now she prefers that I audition for that. Personally, I'd rather go for Rent, but she's all blahblahblahdrugssexmeansbad.
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Post by the panopticountolaf on Aug 30, 2023 11:11:05 GMT -5
"blahblahblahdrugssexmeansbad" was my old gmail password
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Post by twigz on Aug 31, 2023 9:07:47 GMT -5
He teaches Satanic Rituals to small children. Case Closed.
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Post by twigz on Sept 1, 2023 7:04:37 GMT -5
Thank you Dobby! (Your rank is very appropriate.) Peeves, stop throwing things.
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Post by twigz on Sept 2, 2023 13:18:52 GMT -5
Celly, you are loff *glomps* *glomps back* *awaits the next chapter* *has nothing else relevent to add*
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Post by twigz on Sept 4, 2023 0:46:18 GMT -5
You've... certainly gone pretty all-out with this parody, Terry Craig. I particularly liked the last line before his sign-off - "Dead men tell no tales, but I'm still alive" - but maybe he shouldn't have been signing off with "With all due respect"? Then again, that's usually used as a criticism. I admit that the joke is kinda lost on me, though. It just doesn't really seem like Lemmy Koopa's form of humour.
inspired by B. 's 667 thread of the same; BEAR! realized the marketability of Percy Shelley's middle name. impress your friends at the gym with this classic BYSSHE tanktop.
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Post by twigz on Sept 5, 2023 5:13:11 GMT -5
it's tragic that Dante's house burned down(but that's certainly the point.)
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Post by twigz on Sept 6, 2023 14:32:13 GMT -5
DAMN EVERY SINGLE PERSON I HATE!!!! WHICH INCLUDES, BUT IS NOT LIMITED TO, HILLARY DUFF, BRITNEY SPEARS, BASICALLY ANYONE THEY PLAY ON THE POP STATIONS HERE, BRIAN, SOME TEACHER WHO'S NAME I CAN'T SPELL, MORIARTY, RAVEN, RACISTS, THE LADY AT THE RESTAURANT WHO SAID, "WE'LL PROBABLY DEFINETLY BE HERE.", ANYONE WHO GIVES ME FUNNY LOOKS, SADOFF, PEOPLE WHO MAKE FUN OF ME AFTER I WALK AWAY, (Although a lot of that could be my paranoia), PETER, SAMI, MARY, JEQUANCIA, GAIL ITO, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE WHO SAYS THEY LIVE IN CHICAGO, BUT REALLY LIVE IN THE SUBURBS, AND I REALLY SHOULD STOP, so. Sorry about that. Am feeling a bit out of whack. Okay, I've calmed down. Okay.
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Post by twigz on Sept 7, 2023 6:22:26 GMT -5
Answers to your questions: Because I hate you. Don't like that answer? Simply send your credit card number and your mother's maiden name to me to recieve your semi FREE evaluation!
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Sept 7, 2023 13:36:14 GMT -5
a TV show referencing a James Brown song is a pretty gotdamn tenuous example of "intertextuality" Remember when bear didn't know the literary theory meaning of 'text'? lol
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