Luigi
Bewildered Beginner
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Post by Luigi on Jun 19, 2004 12:52:57 GMT -5
Like this:
Baudelaire Action Figures: Play as your favorite Baudelaire and ry to get away from Olaf! Violet, with her necktie grappling hook, can strangle Olaf! Klaus, with Webster's Unabridged College Dictionary, can knock Olaf's head in! And Sunny can bit Olaf! Each action figure sold seperately. $15.99
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Jun 19, 2004 13:13:07 GMT -5
They need an enemy:
Olaf Action Figure! With Disguise Kit, Three Wigs and Mix-n-Match Outfits! Henchmen Sold Separately!
$11.99 wherever toys are sold.
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Post by Madamluna on Jun 19, 2004 13:34:25 GMT -5
We desperately, desperately need a real life V.F.D. disguise kit:
Catalog entry #667 V.F.D DISGUISE KIT $45.99 US (there was a lot of stuff in that kit) $329403242984732.99 CAN Copied from detailed schematics in the actual V.F.D. disguise kit, you or someone you dearly love and wish to protect from muggers or arsonists can now be unofficial volunteers! Comes with complete listing of all materials and items, including jeweled cane/sword, various capes, masks and clothing supplies. Any mysterious notes or accidental contacts from actual V.F.D volunteers should be sent directly to Count Olaf.
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Post by Skalu on Jun 20, 2004 5:03:30 GMT -5
But Luna, does the motorbike come with it?
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Post by Mr. Flocuna on Jun 20, 2004 19:30:10 GMT -5
# 013 Esme Barbie Complete with 7 Outfits and 6 disguises. Also comes included Two ciggeretes stilleto shoes and sugar bowl!
Also look for # 000 Olaf Ken #001 Tocuna (Powdered Face Lady #1) #002 Flo (Powdered Face Lady #2)
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Post by Madamluna on Jun 21, 2004 10:00:53 GMT -5
But Luna, does the motorbike come with it? If you call now, it does! With an added rate of nine ninety-nine ninety-five.
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Post by Countess Mecilia on Jun 27, 2004 14:04:04 GMT -5
We desperately, desperately need a real life V.F.D. disguise kit: Catalog entry #667 V.F.D DISGUISE KIT $45.99 US (there was a lot of stuff in that kit) $329403242984732.99 CAN Copied from detailed schematics in the actual V.F.D. disguise kit, you or someone you dearly love and wish to protect from muggers or arsonists can now be unofficial volunteers! Comes with complete listing of all materials and items, including jeweled cane/sword, various capes, masks and clothing supplies. Any mysterious notes or accidental contacts from actual V.F.D volunteers should be sent directly to Count Olaf. OH MY GOD YES. That would rock so hard. I would easily blow 50 bucks on that... but Neggie, however...
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Post by Tyler on Jun 27, 2004 17:09:02 GMT -5
Lemony Snicket nail clipper! Chops nails up like fire on mansions! And remember, only Count Olaf has untrimmed nails! $4.99 US, $.99 Canada.
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Luigi
Bewildered Beginner
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Post by Luigi on Jul 2, 2004 11:22:04 GMT -5
Things are more expensive in Canada, though. I think....
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Post by cakesniffer on Feb 6, 2005 22:58:38 GMT -5
Commonplace Books! Buy your favorite character's personal notes!
#001-Klaus's Commonplace Book #002-Quigley's Commonplace Book #003-Isadora's Notes #004-Duncan's Notes
$9.99 each $29.99 for all four
For an extra dollar, we will include Quigley's drawings of Violet in his commonplace book!
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MadSox
Reptile Researcher
One guy... One thousand tacos... $99.95!
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Post by MadSox on Feb 7, 2005 15:43:48 GMT -5
NEW! Principal Nero action figure! Comes with free fiddle/violin! Promo:Buy now and recieve item #8948-Carmelita Spats talking plushie!Push her back and sh says that classic phrase: 'Cakesniffers!'
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Post by cakesniffer on Feb 7, 2005 18:25:54 GMT -5
lol dats awesum
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Feb 7, 2005 18:34:13 GMT -5
For an extra dollar, we will include Quigley's drawings of Violet in his commonplace book! That is one of the most hilarious things I have ever read! ^^ ROFL! *throws chocolate vfd insignias at all people who've posted on this thread*
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Post by Libitina on Feb 7, 2005 18:35:54 GMT -5
Do Not Purchase This Action Figure.
Some people may think that this figure is a doll. It is not, however; dolls are known to dress up in frilly pink dresses. This is a genuine Lemony Snicket action figure, and according to our careful research, this figure has only been seen in a frilly pink dress twice.
When you pull the string in the action figure's back and it snaps back, the Snicket figure will say, "Ow." Who would want a miserable objects like that?
U.S. $10.99 CAN $14.99 Found exclusively at a Last Chance General Store or Hemlich Hospital gift shop near you.
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Post by cakesniffer on Feb 7, 2005 18:55:46 GMT -5
It would not be a good idea to purchase his item.
This item will make you weep until you have created a new water supply for the fish in the Stricken Stream.
For $99.99, you can have the misfortune of purchasing the grave of my beloved Beatrice.
To purchase it, next Wednesday half past eleven, go to the 2nd floor of the Eiffel Tower wearing a gray sportcoat and be reading page 79 of Chemistry for Beginners. Stay for one hour. Then, go down to the nearest McDonalds and order 2 chocolate milkshakes and small fries. Instead, you will receive the right to Beatrice's grave.
I am sorry for whoever buys this.
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