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Post by orphansrgreat on Aug 20, 2006 12:01:07 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The Baudelaire's and Quagmires get their fortunes and Violet and Quigley get married!!! Olaf becomes good, or dies  and Mr Poe dies  ! Lemony reveals himself and is no longer wanted for arson and then disappears.  . . [/glow] |
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Post by Brownie on Aug 20, 2006 12:13:24 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]The Baudelaire's and Quagmires get their fortunes and Violet and Quigley get married!!! Olaf becomes good, or dies and Mr Poe dies ! Lemony reveals himself and is no longer wanted for arson and then disappears. . . [/glow] I'd be upset if Olaf turned good. I mean, he's the definition of EVIL. |
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 20, 2006 13:23:41 GMT -5
Not really, he faltered at shooting Dewey in book 12 and oftentimes he seems more ridiculous than evil. While he has done a hoard of horrible things and I dislike him for it, he doesn't seem to be pure evil like the sinister duo.
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Post by deanna. on Aug 20, 2006 16:51:51 GMT -5
Baudelaires: Klaus dies, Sunny gets adopted by Jerome Squalor, Violet falls in love with Count Olaf and they get married and move to Dubai and have 12 kids.
Quagmires: Isadora kills herself because Klaus, her sole reason for living, is gone, Duncan becomes emo and is depressed because Violet is hooked up with Olaf, Quigley continually fruitlessly attempts to break up Violet and Olaf, because Violet is the one and only woman he loves.
Bald Beardy and Hairy Beardless: Caught by the police and, instead of jail, are forced to work in a factory where they make moist towlettes (and don't even get any free!).
Olaf's cronies: Form a club called the Cheery Club for Poor, Friendless Chaps, into which they welcome pretty much anyone and do fun things like put on weekly plays, have Monopoly tournaments, and an annual Ukranian Dance Festival (although none of them know how to Ukranian dance).
Count Olaf: He, of course, falls in love with Violet and all the evil and hate burrowed deep in his bruised soul flows like a never-ending river out of him and into the great world beyond. And they have 12 kids. And, when Violet becomes of age, he vows never to touch the fortune, ever. Sunny gets a bit of it, though, so she and Jerome Squalor can bask in the glory of having lots of money.
Carmelita Spats: Falls in love with Phil, the lumbermill worker/former submarine cook, and they get married.
Justice Strauss: Feels she has succeeded in helping the Baudelaires to safety, so she retires from being a judge and moves in with Jerome and Sunny.
Esme Squalor: Kills herself with her stilleto heels because she's lost Olaf.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 23, 2006 20:33:04 GMT -5
That's, ah, interesting. I almost forgot about Phil. What shall we do with him. He seems to be happy pretty much anywhere so I'm sure he'll end up "well off."
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Post by deanna. on Aug 27, 2006 12:12:15 GMT -5
I always liked Phil. His optimism got pretty annoying, though, at times.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 27, 2006 21:56:20 GMT -5
I actually admire his optimism, I wish I were that optimistic.
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Post by deanna. on Aug 29, 2006 15:17:11 GMT -5
Hmm...I guess being able to make the best of any situation would be good. A lot better than making the worst of it, I'd imagine.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 29, 2006 20:50:45 GMT -5
Indeed. It's all in your head you know.
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Post by deanna. on Aug 30, 2006 23:36:35 GMT -5
Of course it is. Too bad my head has nothing inside it with which to look at things in an optimistic manner.
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Post by RockSunner on Aug 31, 2006 0:15:38 GMT -5
I have a really bizarre twist in mind that I'm going to put into my fanfiction, "The Extraneous End." I doubt the real book will do it, but I hope for something equally strange....
I don't think anything optimistic is needed in the ending for Phil. He would be a good character to kill off. His Dr. Pangloss-level optimism is too much to bear.
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kitabu
Bewildered Beginner
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Post by kitabu on Sept 1, 2006 21:01:43 GMT -5
The Baudelaires dead, count olaf dead, lemony snicket dead, beatrice dead, everybody die in a terrible fire!!!!..im just playing..hehehe. Well i think Olaf will die, but i think we will know the real reason why Count Olaf has been an evil person, because nobody is a bad person without a reason. And if Beatrice is the Baudelaires' mother i think she will die, 'cause the tale of the siblings cannot end with a happy ending at all.
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Post by Dear Dairy on Sept 1, 2006 21:06:34 GMT -5
I don't want it to be over. I've had so much fun with these books! The End will be the most Unfortunate Event of all.
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cyrus
Reptile Researcher
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Post by cyrus on Sept 3, 2006 10:40:17 GMT -5
The Baudlaires and Quagmires alive, their parents, Dewey, Jacques, Lulu, Monty, Josephine, Beatrice are not REALLY dead, Olaf becomes a noble person, the evil duo are sent to jail or dead. Everything is OK!  |
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Post by Grace on Sept 5, 2006 14:00:32 GMT -5
Baudelaires: Are proved not to be murderers, by Lemony himself, thus clearing his own name. Lemony forgives himself, and resigns himself to a life without Beatrice, but stays with the Baudelaires.
Quagmires: Quags meet up with the Bauds. Duncan knocks Olaf unconscious (hence cover of book) accidentally, and they leave him on the island, to be ruled by the freaks.
Bald Beardy and Hairy Beardless: Brutally killed, possibly by female Finnish pirates.
Olaf's cronies: Uh, the three of them? Live on the island, expand it to be a city.
Count Olaf: See above.
Carmelita Spats: Becomes Paris Hilton, but with different hair.
Justice Strauss: Long dead.
Esme Squalor: Long dead.
Fernald and Fiona: Meet up with them, as well as the living Denouements and Snickets. Lemony tries to break it to them gently that neither of their parents have died.
Poe: Dies.
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and Mr Poe dies 
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