What would you ask JKR?

[Luigi]

Me: Is Remus going to die? What's going ot happen to him? Was he a good student? How old was he when he got bitten and why? Please, please, pleease tell me anything you're allowed to tell me about him even if you just think it up right now!

[No One Mourns the Wicked]

Is Tom Riddle a real person? Where can I find him?

[negativenine]

I'd probably be a mess and not be able to get any words out at all... but I might stammer something about Snape, and she'd pretend to understand and say that Snape's important in a little while and that I should go rest, now.

[ŘỠßëřŦ]

OMG, I'd ask her a million things!! Why does Voldie always reveal his plan to Harry before trying to kill him? Will Ron or Hermione die? Will one of the Weasleys die? Will one of the Dursleys die? Would one of the Dursleys die? Can you make it so Dobby dies, he really annoys me.

[negativenine]

But she wouldn't tell you any of that!

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

These ?s are in order of priority.
1)WHY ON EARTH CAN'T U WRITE FASTER? WE DON'T LIKE WAITING!!!!!! PLEASE WRITE FASTER!!!!
2) Exactly how many deaths will there be?
3) Will Neville's parents get better?
4) Which three times did James, Lily, Frank, and Alice escape from Voldie?
5) How did Voldie gain all his powers?
6) Can u give me a pet phoenix and make me a functional wand?
7) Why can't they make up a cure for werewolfness?
8) Will there be a magic geanie in the series?
9) Can't Harry get some gel for his hair?
10) Which one's head boy and/or quidditch captain Harry or Ron?
11) Can u get me a firebolt?
12) Why can't u make Sirius come back to life??
13) Will Remus do anything useful soon?
14) Why wasn't Pettigrew in book 5?
15) Can u get rid of Fudge immediately?
16) Is the ministry being useful nowadays?
That's it for now.

[SnicketFires]

Have you forgotten Blaise Zambini?

Who gets the stuff from Sirius's vault (712) now that he's dead?

[Scam]

i'd ask her:

is there anything going on between ron and hermoine??

and, like zach, WHY CAN'T YOU WRITE FASTER?

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

Well Sam she wouldn't tell u the first one and our ? might set her off, so better not to aggravate the author then she might waste time calling us rude and write even slower! who's blasie zambini and how do u know sirius' vault is 712? And harry gets all his godfather's stuff.

[Lon]

If I could ask her one question and she would answer it honestly:

Is Neville gonna die?

He is my favorite character and the one I really worried about while reading #5.

[Luigi]

I would be asking Miss if she would like a crumb cake.

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

J, I never thought of u as a servile type, but now it's time for me to ask u a question.
Can u get me a hot fudge sundae?

[Luigi]

Oh, yes, yes, Sir...what ice cream would you like?And what toppings? If you need nuts, sir, Eefy she can put no more than 11 on because Eefy does not what to be burning at the stake.

[Jacques the Environmentalist]

I would like chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream with reeses peanut butter cups chopped up, and 10 nuts. Plus I would also like butter finger bits and brownies. No cherry please! And I would like it teleported to my house free of charge.
I would also ask JKR if the Department of Mysteries has had any breakthroughs lately.

[Luigi]

Eefy must say Master Jacques has excellent taste in his foodses and his questions.

Eefy would also ask Mrs. Rowling if she could allow Eefy to be released to Master Lupin so she could snog his socks.