probably a monkey because I love bananas! (my sister's patronus would be a bat because vampires are awesome! P.S. The vampire in the Twilight series is named Edward and is played in the movie by the guy who plays Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter.)
Ô mort, vieux capitaine, il est temps! levons l'ancre! Ce pays nous ennuie, Ô mort! Appareillons! Si le ciel et la mer sont noirs comme de l'encre. Nos cœurs que tu connais sont remplis de rayons!
Mine would probably be a cat, just because they're my favorite animal and there is always one near me where ever I am. It's also the animal I could probably relate to most of all in some bizarre way or other.
You can lead a liberal to the voting booth, but you can't make them think.