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Post by Matt on Jan 18, 2004 10:44:13 GMT -5
Maybe he wants to use TVV. I noticed he's already used it but what if he wants to again. There's nothing saying that he can't. I'm just reading what I see and determining the truth. If this guy says that's the title, I believe it until further notice. Your entitled to your opinion and I'm entitled to mine. I might understand if people don't believe him but to just deny what he says about himself, or call him a liar, that's just stupid. Why don't we listen to him. If this guy is a fake then we'll hear about it. Obviously if he's lying, then we'll hear the real title when the last book comes around. I totally understand where your coming from, but I'm just saying at least give him a chance.
P.S. GO LICK YOUR DAD'S PUSSY "MISERY"!!!
HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYBODY [(EXCEPT MISERY) I HOPE YOU DIE)]
THE VICIOUS VICTORY
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 18, 2004 11:14:35 GMT -5
Lay off Misery.
There's really no need for all the swearing because she gave her opinion is there?
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Post by Hermedy on Jan 18, 2004 11:21:46 GMT -5
Maybe he wants to use TVV. I noticed he's already used it but what if he wants to again. There's nothing saying that he can't. I'm just reading what I see and determining the truth. If this guy says that's the title, I believe it until further notice. Your entitled to your opinion and I'm entitled to mine. I might understand if people don't believe him but to just deny what he says about himself, or call him a liar, that's just stupid. Why don't we listen to him. If this guy is a fake then we'll hear about it. Obviously if he's lying, then we'll hear the real title when the last book comes around. I totally understand where your coming from, but I'm just saying at least give him a chance. P.S. GO LICK YOUR DAD'S PUSSY "MISERY"!!! HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYBODY [(EXCEPT MISERY) I HOPE YOU DIE)] THE VICIOUS VICTORY Well, here are my reasons for thinking Michael Sanderson is completely made up and not really an associate of Daniel Handler: A. He has some pretty bad grammar mistakes, see: As the personal assistant of Daniel Hadler (Lemony Snicket) and a secretary for HARPERCOLLINS, I've been informed to expose the title of the 13th and last book of the "A Series of Unfortunate Events" Series. Keep in mind, the title is subject to change, but there is a 95% chance that the title will be... "The Vicious Victory". Daniel is eager to get reactions from the fans so please reply. __________________________________ First, he spells Handler wrong. Then he capitalizes the second time he says series, and this is also wrong. Also his general word choice is pretty bad. For example: "informed to expose." That sounds very wrong. Finally he says, " Daniel". I don't think a real associate of Daniel Handler would say this. He would say, "Mr. Handler." B. Michael Sanderson is actually you. Did you really think you could fool me? Your IPs are identical. Nice try. Either you are just some kid pretending to know more about ASOUE than he does because he is bored who is named Matt, or you are a guy named Michael Sanderson who lies and pretends to be a kid who curses a lot to defend his other identity. I'm really sorry to have to expose you. |
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 18, 2004 11:27:20 GMT -5
Hehe.
Go Tragedy...
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Post by Luigi on Jan 18, 2004 12:23:18 GMT -5
I knew matt was the "secretary". I mean, no one could defend anyone like that except for themselves.
And you sound very unproffesional. I don't think Daniel's stupid to hire an angry little boy. Awww, I didn't feed into your wittle theory? Aw, that's so sad, poor guy. So now I'm a dipsalsa and a cockersucker, because I don't believe everyone asshole on the internet? Someone needs to get some help.
And I think the theory is credible, but I hate it when people say "as Daniel Handler's [insert close relation] here, I know EVERYTHING about the next THREE books!!!!!!!" It's OK to discuss theories. You could have said "I think book 13 will be the Vicious Victory" and I would have said "Hm, maybe. But I don't think he'll use alliterations twice. Maybe the Fearful Finale?"
And if we're entitled to our own opinions, what's the difference between me accusing you of lying about being Handler's secretary, and you calling me a pussy-eating cocksucker? You're a lousy hypocryte. Go throw your fecal matter at cars.
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Post by JM on Jan 18, 2004 12:43:19 GMT -5
misery i'm a guy ;D and i was giving and idea
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Post by Robert Orly on Jan 18, 2004 15:12:36 GMT -5
The joke is up. My real name is Robert Orly and I'm not really secretary for Daniel Handler, but I AM an executive worker down at Harpercollins, inc. We have just conducted a survey involving the fans of Lemony Snicket. The spelling, cursing, and everything was part of my act. There is no "Matt" or Michael Sanderson". Those are just character names I made up. Sorry for all the comotion. I had to hide my real name for safety reasons. Now that I'm finished, I shall reveal myself. As this IS one of the most popular book series' Harpercollins has had in a long time, we needed to make sure that every inch and aspect of the last volume was examined to make this perfect. Judging from the reactions toward the title and my characters, I'm guessing that you all are not comfortable with the working title of Book The Thirteenth. We did bring up the topic of the TVV in out last meeting. That was an issue that we discussed. Now, I think that was uncalled for seeing you all don't like the title "VICIOUS VICTORY". We thought was a good title and that it would boggle the minds of fans as to whose victory. We now might have to change the title seeing the reaction to it. I meant nothing against you "Misery". It was all part of my character as I am also a working author. I hope you liked them. I saw MATT as a loud mouth, swearing individual. I do respect him though as he is also a master debater (As you all read) and a good, smart man. He can angry at times. but he only means well. You can look for him in my upcoming debut book called "CHAOS THOERY" slated for a possible FALL 2004. I also just want everyone to know that the working title THE VICIOUS VICTORY was actually a real title that Lemony was thinking about. Thank you for your time.
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 18, 2004 15:41:27 GMT -5
*cough* liar *cough*
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Post by Luigi on Jan 18, 2004 15:57:20 GMT -5
Wow. You just tangled the web even more, "Rob" "Matt" "Michael". That crock of salsa you just fed us is even less believable than the first thread--Nay, it's even less believable than me being Jesus's loveslave.
And you don't go revealing secrets about the books--even I know that. Most people who do that get their asses fired. Instructed to reveal the info? Yeah. Right.
P.S. I'm not surprised about the fact that "Matt" is a "master debater".
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Post by Aaron Almonte on Jan 18, 2004 16:00:52 GMT -5
I'm being honest this time. I swear to God. My name is Aaron Almonte. I was behind this huge scam. I am currently doing a research project of how a marketing technique can change the sales of the product. I'm sorry. I'm 17 yrs old and I have done tons and tons of research on these books cause they were really popular. My teacher said to do whatever means necessary without killing. And by the way, this isn't a total CHILDRENS series. If you read on AICN they have a preview for the movie and you would have read that most of Jim Carrey's dialogue is "R-rated" It could be cut but no one knows for sure. Thank you for your cooperation and I owe a lot. I think this will get me an A.
THIS IS THE TRUTH. I SWEAR TO GOD.
P.S. I'm gonna stop by once in awhile to check up on these things. Thanks for your help "Misery". I especially owe a lot to you. LATER DUDE!
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Post by Luigi on Jan 18, 2004 16:03:57 GMT -5
OK. My name is Jessica Smith and I'm a teacher.
No, it's Aime Right and I'm a veterinarian.
Nevermind, I swear to God, my name is Samantha Dawson and I'm a lawyer.
OK, ready for the real truth? I'm Cindy Stevens and I'm a struggling actor.
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Post by Luigi on Jan 18, 2004 16:19:38 GMT -5
...Does anyone else notice that this should be in "the crisis concludes"?
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Post by Matt Almonte on Jan 18, 2004 16:20:02 GMT -5
potato You!! My real name is Matt Almonte. I'm regular kid who reads these books. I started this a big, hilarious joke. I did it because I thought it was funny. I mean no sympathy towards "Misery" whatsoever. I don't really care about anyone else. For all I care you could suck yourself. I don't give a salsa. This started off as a joke and then that "Misery" potato came along. Then, it was pointed towards him. Now, it's pointed towards everybody. YOU'RE ALL COCKSUCKERS. potato YOU. I HOPE ALL OF YOUR DICKS FALL OFF YOU WORTHLESS FAGGOTS. I had fun. Nice talking to you. ASSHOLE
salsa, PISS, potato , fungdark, COCKSUCKER, MOTHERpotato ER, TITS, FART, TERD, TWAT.
P.S. IT WOULD BE NICE TO GET A BLOW JOB FROM YOUR MOM!!!
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Post by Luigi on Jan 18, 2004 16:22:50 GMT -5
OMG! WAIT, HE'S NOT JOKING! MY DICK FELL OFF!
Oh, I never had one in the first place.
Hey, are you by an chance a George Carlin fan?
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Post by Matt Almonte on Jan 18, 2004 16:34:35 GMT -5
I AM A HUGE FAN OF GEORGE CARLIN. ALSO ROBIN WILLIAMS.
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE COMEDIAN IS JIM CARREY. I'VE GOT ALL OF HIS MOVIE ON DVD. HE'S AWESOME.
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