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Post by idiotj on Aug 8, 2007 18:04:43 GMT -5
Who thinks Ariana was raped?
Who thinks Ginny did more than kiss Harry?
Who lawl'd when they read that Harry was naked because of Dumbledore being there and because of Dan Rad is Equus?
And whenever they mentioned "Rita's take on [Dumbledore and Harry's] relationship?"
Let's not even get into Greyback.
Looks like The Onion wasn't too far off.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Aug 8, 2007 18:27:17 GMT -5
I think Ariana was raped. I bet Ginny did more than kiss Harry.
Hermione kept saying, "It's not about the size of the wand, but the talent of the wizard" or something like that. I thought it was kind of funny.
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Post by Zavi on Aug 8, 2007 18:28:56 GMT -5
I totally was spazzing about Hermione/Greyback after DH. Lovely, lovely.
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Aug 8, 2007 19:03:20 GMT -5
Did anyone have else dirty thoughts in their head when Harry couldn't find Ron or Hermione for a long time during the battle?
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Post by Zavi on Aug 8, 2007 19:04:13 GMT -5
^^Yup, I did.
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Post by Gigi on Aug 8, 2007 19:42:42 GMT -5
I mentioned that a while back too.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Aug 8, 2007 19:44:21 GMT -5
Did anyone have else dirty thoughts in their head when Harry couldn't find Ron or Hermione for a long time during the battle? Kind of.
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Post by idiotj on Aug 8, 2007 19:59:01 GMT -5
Did anyone have else dirty thoughts in their head when Harry couldn't find Ron or Hermione for a long time during the battle? I'm sure they did more than collect basilisk fangs, ITWYS.
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Post by idiotj on Aug 8, 2007 20:04:27 GMT -5
PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: What else was filthy in Harry Potter? PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: Ginny and Harry... J is Bored. says: Fenrir J is Bored. says: and Fenrir J is Bored. says: Fenrir PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: ? PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: What about Fenrir, though? J is Bored. says: Fenrir's CREEPY J is Bored. says: GOD J is Bored. says: DID YOU MISS *EVERY SINGLE WORD HE'S EVER SAD* PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: Yes. PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: Yes I did. PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: All he was doing was being threatening and etc. J is Bored. says: ... PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: And the book is back in Sydney. J is Bored. says: he was creepy J is Bored. says: man J is Bored. says: reread it PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: Was he? J is Bored. says: and look for subtext J is Bored. says: THAT'S YOUR HOMEWORK PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: Will do, Captain Jew! J is Bored. says: With Jews, you lose! PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: Also, destroy new age art and crush a cafe? J is Bored. says: First rule, don't talk aboujt it PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: FIRST RULE: If this is your first night, you have to be touched by Dumbledore. J is Bored. says: <3 PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: SECOND RULE: One act of pedofilia at a time. J is Bored. says: <3 PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: THIRD RULE: You do not talk about Dumbledore's wand. PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: FOURTH RULE.: you do NOT talk about Dumbledore's Wand PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: "Deathstick" PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: Wanna know how Moaning Myrtle really died? PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: And why she's always...moaning? J is Bored. says: XD PJ: Well I hadn't planned to drink, but they had a slushy machine says: I'm good. I'm just damn good. J is Bored. says: Post that in the sexually ambiguous thread
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 8, 2007 22:19:28 GMT -5
Ariana could have been raped I was thinking that.
Ginny may have done more than kiss Harry.
Dumbledore wasn't there until after Harry was clothed, right? Or at least Harry didn't see him.
greyback was nasty.
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Post by ineedyourhelp on Aug 8, 2007 22:21:59 GMT -5
Weren't they muggle children that did stuff to Ariana? I could be mistaken. But, if they were chuldren, I don't think they raped her.
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Post by slither on Aug 8, 2007 22:35:13 GMT -5
Rape did not even cross my mind. I pictured more of extreme harassment and a lot of throwing things.
The "Dumbledore and Harry's relationship" part made me think of dirty things for sure, ahaha.
I didn't notice Greyback being creepy.
When would Ginny have done this to Harry? Cause, if they had babies, they obviously did more than kissing.
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Aug 9, 2007 7:57:04 GMT -5
When would Ginny have done this to Harry? Cause, if they had babies, they obviously did more than kissing. Harry's birthday.
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Post by slither on Aug 9, 2007 12:01:20 GMT -5
Oh, yeah. They didn't really have time to have done too much more, did they? I did sortof think about that though.
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Post by Jacques the Environmentalist on Aug 9, 2007 20:19:00 GMT -5
I didn't think of anything dirty with Harry and Dumbledore.
They were muggle children but if they were older and especially depraved... And Percival did seem to have an extreme reaction...
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