|
Post by Tyler on Jun 3, 2004 18:54:48 GMT -5
DING DING DING FEMINISM POLICE Donna told me that one a week ago or so. You've never heard of her... Or have you?
|
|
|
Post by trish on Jun 4, 2004 5:39:18 GMT -5
|
|
|
Post by QuagmireSnicket on Jun 4, 2004 5:40:18 GMT -5
Why, did you write those or somthin?
|
|
|
Post by Celinra on Jun 4, 2004 8:58:49 GMT -5
Q: How many Cancerians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process. A: Just one, and they'll use a non-disposable diaper too! A: None: Cancerians would worry themselves to death with the problem. Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, ask me when I get back from India, okay ? A: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out light bulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn a piece. First of all, my mom is a cancer, and that sounds nothing like her. Second, I'm a sagittarius, and that sounds nothing like me... I'm a LIBRARIAN, for crying out loud... very meticulous about stuff, so if a bulb burned out, it'd drive me crazy... I certainly wouldn't have the carefree attitude shown there. In conclusion, I'm offended.
|
|
|
Post by BSam on Jun 4, 2004 9:03:49 GMT -5
Second, I'm a sagittarius, and that sounds nothing like me... I'm a LIBRAN, for crying out loud... you sound like a libran, indecicive...cant' even decide what star sign you are...
|
|
|
Post by trish on Jun 4, 2004 15:50:40 GMT -5
Why, did you write those or somthin? No, I didn't write them. No reason to be offended, Celinra...
|
|
|
Post by hermionebaudelaire on Jun 5, 2004 15:06:45 GMT -5
First of all, my mom is a cancer, and that sounds nothing like her. Second, I'm a sagittarius, and that sounds nothing like me... I'm a LIBRARIAN, for crying out loud... very meticulous about stuff, so if a bulb burned out, it'd drive me crazy... I certainly wouldn't have the carefree attitude shown there. In conclusion, I'm offended. Aww. That's funny. Jokes like that are usually intended to be flattering.
|
|
|
Post by Madamluna on Jun 5, 2004 15:11:54 GMT -5
Guys, there's 8.6+ billion people on the face of the earth and there's twelve zodiac signs. With the human nature of stereotyping, obviously the chances are that it's not going to be totally accurate and apply to you. I hold the belief that astrology is a crock anyway, although I like reading about it.
Also, you're racist because you haven't put up any Chinese zodiac ones.
|
|