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Post by Addieor on Jul 24, 2004 1:08:36 GMT -5
Did it die?
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Post by aqueousmartini on Jul 24, 2004 2:10:59 GMT -5
Okay, I'll be serious. I've stolen this girl's boyfriend before. I'm an awful person. But, you would have too if you'd seen this guy. Talk about HOTNESS. Anyway. Okay, so one of my pretty close friends called me one afternoon. She was spazzing out, she was so excited. She goes on to explain that she's going on a date with one of the hottest guys in the school. The one I have a crush on. So, I'm pasting a fake smile on my face and being all supportive. She goes on her date, and tells me allll about it in excruciating detail. (I hadn't even ASKED to hear about it...) This goes on for about three weeks. Dates, kisses, romance, the whole nine yards. They were going to go to the dance together, but then she gets sick. So, while she's home sick, I call the guy up and ask him if he wants to go the prom with me. He agrees, and we end up going to the dance together. And by the end of the night, well, let's just say he was allll mine. I feel so bad. I mean, she was my friend and all. But me and him were sooo a better match than him and her. So she just kinda needs to get over it.
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Post by trish on Jul 24, 2004 2:12:44 GMT -5
That's horrible.
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Post by Pester, Rumormonger on Jul 24, 2004 2:15:20 GMT -5
AM! I can't believe you'd do that! That's like, breaking the like, #1 girl rule. You should be voted out of the gender, seriously. Geez, you are such an evil magikarp monkey bitca.
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Post by aqueousmartini on Jul 24, 2004 2:21:07 GMT -5
Oh my god! That is sooo mean!
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 24, 2004 2:23:44 GMT -5
Okay, I'll be serious. I've stolen this girl's boyfriend before. I'm an awful person. But, you would have too if you'd seen this guy. Talk about HOTNESS. Anyway. Okay, so one of my pretty close friends called me one afternoon. She was spazzing out, she was so excited. She goes on to explain that she's going on a date with one of the hottest guys in the school. The one I have a crush on. So, I'm pasting a fake smile on my face and being all supportive. She goes on her date, and tells me allll about it in excruciating detail. (I hadn't even ASKED to hear about it...) This goes on for about three weeks. Dates, kisses, romance, the whole nine yards. They were going to go to the dance together, but then she gets sick. So, while she's home sick, I call the guy up and ask him if he wants to go the prom with me. He agrees, and we end up going to the dance together. And by the end of the night, well, let's just say he was allll mine. I feel so bad. I mean, she was my friend and all. But me and him were sooo a better match than him and her. So she just kinda needs to get over it. Oh my god. When I read that I was deeply disturbed. You seemed like such a nice young girl but I can see how mistaken I was for ever wanting to try to be your friend. I don't want to tell you this, it's something I've hidden and never fully recovered from but I've been cheated on. I was seriously fully completely in love and he went and made out with my friend. DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FELT? The two people you love most betray you, who do you have to talk to when that happens? How can people you trust hurt you like that? How could you be so cruel, Aqueous to ruin your best friends life for one night of fun? Did you care at all? After reading this, I don't want to be on this forum with you, I think you should leave because we don't traitors like you in our forum.
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Post by aqueousmartini on Jul 24, 2004 2:28:24 GMT -5
I would not call it cheating. I was just talking and... stuff... and then, he decided to break up with her. It was his decision.
And if you don't like me, why don't YOU leave?
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Jul 24, 2004 2:28:53 GMT -5
After reading this, I don't want to be on this forum with you, I think you should leave because we don't traitors like you in our forum. "Does this city have enough Air for both of us to breathe? If it was up to you one of us would leave I'm telling you there's no way it would be me" OMG LYK UR EVEL I hate you. I would be *so* mad if that happened to me. Why, you've made me feel worse because I don't even have a boyfriend someone could steal! FACK U!!!
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Post by aqueousmartini on Jul 24, 2004 2:32:21 GMT -5
Okay, first of all, I didn't steal her boyfriend. That is really harsh. We were a much better match. And she wasn't even really in love. It was just a little crush. Now, me and him, that's real love.
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Post by Indistinguishable Blob on Jul 24, 2004 2:34:34 GMT -5
WUTEVR!! lYK< TOK 2 DA HAND!!!
I'm really upset that no one has a secret crush on me, or at least wants to stalk me.
Confession: I am a fifty-year old pervert with a shiny bald head.
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Post by aqueousmartini on Jul 24, 2004 2:36:48 GMT -5
WUTEVR!! lYK< TOK 2 DA HAND!!! Whatever. This is the confession thread, so I'm confessing. It's not the "Oh my gawd, guess what I did?!" thread. If that makes any sense.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 24, 2004 2:37:12 GMT -5
I would not call it cheating. I was just talking and... stuff... and then, he decided to break up with her. It was his decision. And if you don't like me, why don't YOU leave? And stuff? What exactly is this stuff you talk of? You delibratley went ona date with your best friends boy friend to steal him away from her. That's not wrong to you? You have a twisted sense of right and wrong girlie.
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Post by aqueousmartini on Jul 24, 2004 2:44:26 GMT -5
Oh my gawd. We didn't do anything. So get your mind outta the gutter.
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Post by aqueousmartini on Jul 24, 2004 2:58:11 GMT -5
TEW! I'm shocked. No, not that you screwed over your girlfriend but that you didn't do anything with the HOTTEST guy in school! What's wrong with you? p; Finally, someone who doesn't HATE me. *rolls eyes*
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Post by Charles Vane on Jul 24, 2004 3:10:05 GMT -5
Look at this conversation! This is how she acts!
Noodles870: We need to talk now. VampireLlama37: Gawd! What did I do?! Noodles870: Um what did you do? Noodles870: The confessions thread? VampireLlama37: Yes, why are you- Oh. VampireLlama37: Gawd. Noodles870: YOU ARE SUCH A monkey! VampireLlama37: What about it?! VampireLlama37: Ugh VampireLlama37: Am not. Noodles870: Are too. Noodles870: And you need to get the hell off of 667. VampireLlama37: No, I'm really not. And I'm not going to "get the hell off of 667." So dream on, magee. Noodles870: We don't need people like you on the forum. Noodles870: Why don't you just spend the time you would on 667 stealing others boyfriends? VampireLlama37: Oh, excuuuuse me. Just run me outta town then, why don't you. VampireLlama37: Gawd. Laaamme comeback there. VampireLlama37: I'm not a boyfriend stealer. VampireLlama37: He was moving on. VampireLlama37: And so I gave him somewhere to move onto. Noodles870: He was moving on? Noodles870: How do you know that? Noodles870: He probably decided to move on when you would sleep with him and she wouldn't VampireLlama37: It was easy to see. Besides, I talked to her afterwards and she was OKAY with me going to the prom with him. And I soooo did NOT sleep with him. VampireLlama37: That's just sick. Noodles870: She probably didn't know you were going to STEAL HER BOYFRIEND! Noodles870: She trusted you. Noodles870: How did you repay that trust? VampireLlama37: Oh my gawd. VampireLlama37: Don't start this whole fricking guilt trip crap. Noodles870: You should feel guilty. Noodles870: You should get on your knees and apologize to her. Noodles870: You should leave the forum and put a bag over your head! VampireLlama37: And why don't I clean her shoes with my toothbrush while I'm at it?! Noodles870: No one wants to see trash like you. Noodles870: Good, that would just begin to make up for it! VampireLlama37: Heh. Your insults are so weak, they amuse me. Noodles870: Because you're such a mastermind, magee. VampireLlama37: What the hell? Noodles870: You know what? I don't have time to deal with you and your sorry ass excuses for being such a monkey. I just wanted you to know that you won't get away with what you've done to your friend. Karma's a magee and she'll make you pay. VampireLlama37: What do you mean, I won't get away with it?! You sound like someone out of a freakin' action movie! VampireLlama37: "You'll pay for your evil deeds!" Noodles870: You need to action for what you've done. Noodles870: Don't try to get mad at me, I'm not the one at fault. VampireLlama37: Neither am I, damn it! VampireLlama37: Dood, I don't need to listen to this crap. VampireLlama37: Have a nice life, magee. Noodles870: potato you. VampireLlama37: Go potato yourself. There's no one else who wants too. Noodles870: Get the potato off 667 and get the potato off someone elses Noodles870: rightful boyfriend VampireLlama37: Oh my gawd. VampireLlama37: *rolls eyes* VampireLlama37: WOWEE, YOU ARE SOOO MEAN! *cries* VampireLlama37: Not. Noodles870: You are just a black harted person. VampireLlama37: Hart? Like, the deer? Pfft. Noodles870: You will never understand anyone elses pain but your own. VampireLlama37: I didn't CAUSE her any pain. VampireLlama37: What the hell. Noodles870: Breaking her heart? Noodles870: Ripping her away from her love? VampireLlama37: Talk about melodramatic. Noodles870: That didn't cause her pain? VampireLlama37: You make it sound like a fricking soap opera. VampireLlama37: Which it's not. Noodles870: But it's her life and you made it alot worse. Noodles870: How would you feel if the boyfriend you stole away cheated on you? VampireLlama37: No, I didn't. She was fine before, she's better off now, he didn't even like her. VampireLlama37: Not like he likes me. Noodles870: OMG! I am not wasting any more of my time on you and self centered, naive, little world! Noodles870: stop deluding yourself you horrendous magee and wake up. Noodles870: Everyone will be alot better off. VampireLlama37: Pfft. VampireLlama37: Eh, potato off, no one asked you anyway. Noodles870: Well someone needed to tell you what a selfish little magikarp you are. VampireLlama37: And someone needs to tell you to butt out of other people's business. What are you, jealous because of your own pathetic little love life, or lack thereof? Noodles870: No, I just think you needed a reality check, tramp. VampireLlama37: Oh, go die in a ditch. Noodles870: You first/ VampireLlama37: Consider this conversation finished.
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