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Post by Tyler on Jul 30, 2004 13:44:45 GMT -5
Aries--Be wary of bunsen burners this week, and try to avoid microwaves. Looking for love? Then try some public restrooms. Try to avoid microwaves? Hum. Public restrooms? But I can't go in a woman's restroom...
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Post by VertexOfLife on Jul 30, 2004 15:26:45 GMT -5
oO Then beat this. I'm a Gemini with influences of Tarus, and my moon is in Picies.
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Post by Luigi on Jul 30, 2004 16:10:06 GMT -5
Leo--Avoid bears at all costs. Later this week, you will have an encounter with the supernatural.
Virgo--There will be many hardships and trials this week, but always keep your head up and face the world with a smile.
Libra--There will be many trails and hardships this week, but face the world with a smile and always keep your head up.
Scorpio--The desert is not a good place to be this week. Play lotto--this week might be your lucky week. But probably not.
Saggitarius---All your friends are laughing behind your back. Kill them. Take down all the pictures of Ernest Borgnine hanging in your den.
Capricorn--Monday, Wednesday and Thursday look bad, but Saturady will be exceptionally good.
Aquarius--Be extra careful in a car this week.
Pisces---Do not eat any pastries or apples at all this week, and especially avoid apple pastries. However, pears will bring you great luck.
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