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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 2:16:08 GMT -5
Post by Shelly on Aug 28, 2007 2:16:08 GMT -5
Yum, cake.*gobble*
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 5:49:12 GMT -5
Post by Sixteen on Aug 28, 2007 5:49:12 GMT -5
Tragedy's utter lack of enthusiasm, and his determination to wreak havoc on our wedding day upsets me.
But the cake tastes nice.
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 6:28:57 GMT -5
Post by Shelly on Aug 28, 2007 6:28:57 GMT -5
It's wonderful cake.
*gobbles, feeling like a turkey*
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 6:55:43 GMT -5
Post by Triangle Eyes on Aug 28, 2007 6:55:43 GMT -5
Just like Libby and Sixteen are going to spawn babies.
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 11:07:33 GMT -5
Post by Hermedy on Aug 28, 2007 11:07:33 GMT -5
Perhaps you did not understand me. This marriage, in it's present condition, is invalid. E-polygamy is now a punishable offense on 667.
Divorce your other husbands. Then you will be worthy of Sixteen. Divorce your other husbands, and none shall be harmed. Divorce your other husbands, and I shall leave the wedding untouched. Divorce your other husbands, and you will be rewarded.
You have until midnight.
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 11:29:35 GMT -5
Post by slither on Aug 28, 2007 11:29:35 GMT -5
But she can keep her wives, right?
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 12:51:11 GMT -5
Post by Fancy on Aug 28, 2007 12:51:11 GMT -5
But she can keep her wives, right? That'd still be polygamy, though, which now appears to be against the law.
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 12:57:08 GMT -5
Post by Cupid on Aug 28, 2007 12:57:08 GMT -5
Libby actually doesn't have any wives.
All this meanness and hate makes me sad. There's not enough love in the world.
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 12:59:22 GMT -5
Post by Triangle Eyes on Aug 28, 2007 12:59:22 GMT -5
Mildred is just jealous because no one wants to marry him.
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 13:06:19 GMT -5
Post by Sixteen on Aug 28, 2007 13:06:19 GMT -5
To bring back the HP quotes: "Dumbledore would have been happier than anybody to think that there was a little more love in the world."
We all know what that really means.
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 13:37:52 GMT -5
Post by jemima on Aug 28, 2007 13:37:52 GMT -5
I CALL ATTORNEY
if you do in fact decide to divorce.
You are not officially married, since I was absent for your wedding. Therefore:
Do you, Libitina, take Sixteen to be your awesome man? Do you, Sixteen, take Libitina to be your awesome wife?
You may kiss the bride whenever you say "I do."
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 13:45:39 GMT -5
Post by Triangle Eyes on Aug 28, 2007 13:45:39 GMT -5
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 14:08:13 GMT -5
Post by s on Aug 28, 2007 14:08:13 GMT -5
What? Why the polygamy hate? Do you really believe it's only possible to love one person at a time?
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 14:28:16 GMT -5
Post by Libitina on Aug 28, 2007 14:28:16 GMT -5
Perhaps you did not understand me. This marriage, in it's present condition, is invalid. E-polygamy is now a punishable offense on 667. Divorce your other husbands. Then you will be worthy of Sixteen. Divorce your other husbands, and none shall be harmed. Divorce your other husbands, and I shall leave the wedding untouched. Divorce your other husbands, and you will be rewarded. You have until midnight. You used the wrong form of "its". Also, I will not succumb to your evil. E-polygamy is just fine.
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Sixteen
Aug 28, 2007 16:44:29 GMT -5
Post by Hermedy on Aug 28, 2007 16:44:29 GMT -5
So you continue to oppose the laws of the forum?
I am merciful. I command my forces to retreat, immediately. You have six hours. If at the end of that period, you have not come to me and renounced your old husbands, have not given up the fight, the battle recommences. This time, I shall enter the fray myself, Libitina, and I shall find you, and I shall punish every man, woman, and child who has tried to help defend your cause. Six hours. After that time, I will hold nothing back. There will be dire consequences for your insubordinance.
On the other hand, you might choose to follow my rules, and enter a happy union with Sixteen.
The choice is yours. Six hours.
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