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Post by Melony K. Snicket on Jul 13, 2003 11:24:20 GMT -5
HEY!!!!!!!!*glares at Woe* You stole that from ME!!!!!!!!! Theif!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Woe on Jul 13, 2003 14:12:54 GMT -5
stop i like to do that what is wrong with that?
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Post by MambaduMal on Jul 13, 2003 14:49:24 GMT -5
It's pretty much pointless to say how funny the entries are, because everyone else has already... but I do want to read more!!!
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Post by CountQuagmire on Jul 16, 2003 13:22:20 GMT -5
Das ist Sehr Gut! ;D
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Jul 19, 2003 18:34:08 GMT -5
This piece of parchment was found blowing through the Hitherlands. The top has burnt marks on it, and it seems to be missing the beginning- considering it starts on Day Gazillion. _____________________________________________ Day Gazillion: Don't really know how to count, so just put a number sounding word. I am now righting sequels to The Most Handsome Man Reveals His Plans to Light Everyone on Fire. I am also writing plays to go with it, schism in VFD started. No one ever told me they have petticure's as well as manicure's. Now with both peticure's and manicure's, People Magazine has given me the Sexiest Man Alive Award. Very honored. Arsonist Today gave me the Most Fire-e Man Alive Award also. Esme is so proud.
A new day at midnight: I read in Arsonist Today that unibrows are totally in, I asked Esme and she said I had to have one, so I am growing one out. Along with all my theater, arson, writing, I have started a band named Olaf Burn World, I hope to get some more money, though I will never have as much as those dratted Baudelaire's with their fancy mansions.
A ok day: Everything has been working as planned, Mrs. Baudelaire has invited Esme to a tea. Jerome is out of town. Esme thinks we should be boyfriend girlfirends, I knew she found me hott!
BURN BURN BURN day: The plans have worked! With my ingenious arsonist skills, we succesful burned all the Baudelaire's to bones, after Esme set fire to the attack and I to the kitchen and escaped with their will, which we changed to suit out purposes, making it so as long as no Baudelaire's are alive, Esme is the sole inheriter of the huge fortune of the idiot Baudelaire family. We escaped into the huge Sqaulor penthouse through a secret passage. So handsome!
Dammit Day: Ugh, those dratted now orphan Baudelaire kids were at the beach when their house burned down! Now our ingenios plans are ruined! I will kill those Baudelaire's. My angryness is making me not so handsome.
Ok day: I have arranged for the Baudelaire's to come and live with me.
------- Here ends the diary, attached to the diary though was a song written by the Olaf Burn World band:
:Chorus: Oops!...I burned it again I played with matches, got lost in the fun Oh fire, fire Oops!...You think I'm a pyro That I'm sent from below I'm not that innocent
Oops!...I burned it again I played with matches, got lost in the fun Oh fire, fire Oops!...You think I'm a pyro That I'm sent from below I'm not that innocent
The rest of the song was burned off. Though through much research we found it was a song by the pop rock band Olaf Burn World- Oops I Burned it Again, a parady off of Britney Spear's Ooops I did it again. Though recently the touring of Olaf Burn World has come to a halt, they still right pyro related songs. And they have also turned away from their pop-ish tunes, and turned to rap. Their latest: In Da Fire
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Jul 19, 2003 19:34:41 GMT -5
Thankyou! Did anyone get the Jimmy Eat World takeoff, Olaf Burn World, its kind of subtle.
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Post by euromegamouth on Aug 2, 2003 1:41:48 GMT -5
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D OH MY GOSH!!!!!!THIS IS TRULY THE MOST HILARIOUS THING EVER READ BY ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CRIED ,LAUGHED HYSTERICALLY,PEED MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!You should release this out onto the market!!!!!!!!!!!! It would DEFINITELY be worth the money!!!!!!!!! not only do i feel hot,now i feel pretty...UTTER GENIUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Frozen Peas, ie: LaurenEL5000 on Aug 8, 2003 9:56:01 GMT -5
VERY funnny! ;D OMG. You should write it and sell it in every country under the sun. Nearly everyone would love it!!!!
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Aug 8, 2003 11:50:23 GMT -5
Well I do have it on my website, Unfortunate Events Online, so that sortof counts.
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Post by Frozen Peas, ie: LaurenEL5000 on Aug 8, 2003 13:09:18 GMT -5
Cool. I need a webpage to post MY stories. I've kinda got a project on. It's nothing to do with ASoUE but it's kinda Fantasy with some murder, horror and magic in it. My main character/baddie is a warlock called Yamarov. My stories start of kinda normal but get less normal when you get in. It isn't REALLY funny, and needs a little bit of improvement....do you want to be an author? You should be! I wanna be an author desperatly but i don't know if i'll be able to find out where you send stories....
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Aug 8, 2003 13:38:47 GMT -5
I hate writing, so I definately don't want to be an author. I either want to do something in the movie buisness (director, producer, etc.) or get a MD.
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Post by CountQuagmire on Aug 9, 2003 2:26:29 GMT -5
Klaus, you won the People's Choice Award in the Write Off.
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Post by Woe on Aug 10, 2003 11:58:28 GMT -5
yeah you should mako loads of book stores and sell it for a lot of money
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Post by ponygirl's vapor on Sept 25, 2003 18:25:21 GMT -5
Mucho thinking I have been doing about this story... but currently am lack of ideas...
Help. Is. Needed.
I wanted to do that revolves around the slippery slope... like having a day with an entry like: Meet beard no hair, and hair no beard today. Think there so cool and smooth, well not nearly as smooth as ME, the most handsome and smoothiest man on the planet.
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Post by Freshie on Sept 25, 2003 18:44:34 GMT -5
Help.Is.Coming. Ohh!!!
Day 1 on top of Mount Fraught: Got out of the car and slipped. Hurt my bum. Bum not so hansome no more, but face still is! Note to self, mountains are very slippery.
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