Post by CountOlaf on Dec 1, 2003 23:03:47 GMT -5
Note:I am not Lemony Snicket, nor have I ever been Lemony Snicket. I do not own his books until i master my phsycic powers and mindcontrol him.
Editors Note:This story is from a story from acertain magazine. he switched it around a bit.
The Sequel to the Books in.........
THE HAPPIEST HILLBILLYS!!!!
Note:They are not actually hilbillys
Violet,Klaus and Sunny looked out the window of Mr.Poes car. In was like they were in an over-literally. They had been driving over 2 hours in the sun.
"Whos are new guardian, Mr.Poe" Violet asked polietly. Violet, the eldest Bauldelaire Orphan, was an inventor. At the moment, she was thinking of a way to keep cool, without using electricity.
Mr.Poe looked around. "The names Hillary. Shes a single lady, who sounds responsible and is deftinally not countolaf!!!! I met her, and looked at her legs and her eyes, and she had neither nor."
Klaus looked closly at an article, that caught his eye.
"Look!" Klaus whispered to Violet, pointing at a tiny article.
Klaus was a reader, and could catch anything. even the smalllest bit of info, to help any sistuation. He was currently reading The Daily Punctillo.
The article read as follows:
The Official Fire Department solves yet another fire case!!
Lucky Smells Lumbermill went up in flames, and the Official Fire Department said somebody spilt something in the picnher machine, causing flames. THANKS OFFICIAL FIRE DEPARTMRENT!![insert photo]
The photo was of a rough looking crew. And they were all members of CountOlafs Theatere Troupe.
Before they could say anything, they came to a stop,at a house.
"Hop out children. I must leave before im late. BYE!" mr.poe said and he drove off.
They knocked on the door, and a lady answered. She had blonde hair, and wore a dark red shirt, with tight black pants.
"You must be the Baudelaires!" she said "Im hillary, and as you can see im NOT countolaf. See?"
She pointed at her shirt, which said
'Im not CountOlaf'
Of course, the Baudelaires knew they couldnt believe anything a shirt said.
They walked into the house. It was freezing, which was welcoming to the Bauds.
"ok, everyday, we'll eat breakfast, and drive to the movies and eat icecream and junk food all day long. Sound fun?"
"Yeah!" Violet said, forgetting manners.
"And every other 2 weeks, i'll buy you anything you want! And i'll believe you if this Olaf character comes!"
"Great!!!" Klaus said
"and tonight, we'll be having enchlidas!"
"Yummy!" Sunny shriked.
"I knew you'd love it here!" she said"goodnight. We have a big day ahead of us!!"
Editors Note:This story is from a story from acertain magazine. he switched it around a bit.
The Sequel to the Books in.........
THE HAPPIEST HILLBILLYS!!!!
Note:They are not actually hilbillys
Violet,Klaus and Sunny looked out the window of Mr.Poes car. In was like they were in an over-literally. They had been driving over 2 hours in the sun.
"Whos are new guardian, Mr.Poe" Violet asked polietly. Violet, the eldest Bauldelaire Orphan, was an inventor. At the moment, she was thinking of a way to keep cool, without using electricity.
Mr.Poe looked around. "The names Hillary. Shes a single lady, who sounds responsible and is deftinally not countolaf!!!! I met her, and looked at her legs and her eyes, and she had neither nor."
Klaus looked closly at an article, that caught his eye.
"Look!" Klaus whispered to Violet, pointing at a tiny article.
Klaus was a reader, and could catch anything. even the smalllest bit of info, to help any sistuation. He was currently reading The Daily Punctillo.
The article read as follows:
The Official Fire Department solves yet another fire case!!
Lucky Smells Lumbermill went up in flames, and the Official Fire Department said somebody spilt something in the picnher machine, causing flames. THANKS OFFICIAL FIRE DEPARTMRENT!![insert photo]
The photo was of a rough looking crew. And they were all members of CountOlafs Theatere Troupe.
Before they could say anything, they came to a stop,at a house.
"Hop out children. I must leave before im late. BYE!" mr.poe said and he drove off.
They knocked on the door, and a lady answered. She had blonde hair, and wore a dark red shirt, with tight black pants.
"You must be the Baudelaires!" she said "Im hillary, and as you can see im NOT countolaf. See?"
She pointed at her shirt, which said
'Im not CountOlaf'
Of course, the Baudelaires knew they couldnt believe anything a shirt said.
They walked into the house. It was freezing, which was welcoming to the Bauds.
"ok, everyday, we'll eat breakfast, and drive to the movies and eat icecream and junk food all day long. Sound fun?"
"Yeah!" Violet said, forgetting manners.
"And every other 2 weeks, i'll buy you anything you want! And i'll believe you if this Olaf character comes!"
"Great!!!" Klaus said
"and tonight, we'll be having enchlidas!"
"Yummy!" Sunny shriked.
"I knew you'd love it here!" she said"goodnight. We have a big day ahead of us!!"