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Post by CountOlaf on Jan 20, 2004 17:15:49 GMT -5
"Help!!! The boat is sinking!!" DetectiveDupin yelled, hanging on the edge of the boat. "Hey!!! I need to go on the edge!! Help me up" CountOlaf said "Heck no. Im safe and dry up here. Ahh, maybe a seagull will take me back to land" "Grrrr!" CountOlaf jumped up and made DetectiveDupin fall into the ocean, but DetectiveDupin grabbed his ankle and dragged him down with him.
When they landed, they found themselves by a pinapple. "Who lives in a pinapple under the sea?" Olaf asked "Spongebob sqaurepants?" "Arrr. Thats my line" came a voice "Huh? How are we talking underwater, and whos yelling?" "I be Patchy the pirates picture of a pirate that sings the opening theme" "Uhhh, ok" Dupin said "LEAVE!!!!" the voice yelled
their, thats mine. Dupin, post your part
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Post by The Amazing...Spider-Man! on Jan 20, 2004 17:20:41 GMT -5
that is confusing
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Jan 20, 2004 20:36:10 GMT -5
LOL!That's funny. I get it! Hahahaha! Spongebob is cool! Do you want to write more? ! (I accutualy laughed out loud)
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 21, 2004 15:52:09 GMT -5
I'm writing it two, hence why it;s about me and Count Olaf.
"Um...did we die and end up in some strange land?" Dupin asked. Count Olaf shrugged. Suddenly, a squirril in a spacesuit walked along to the pineapple. Count Olaf narrowed his eyes. "And what are you meant to be?" he asked. "A squirril in a spacesuit named Sandy," replied Sandy," Duh!" "um..do you know anywhere where we can eat?" Dupin asked. "Sure," Sandy giggled," The Krusty Krab. It's right down the street." "Krusty?" Count Olaf asked. "I don't like seafood," Dupin laughed, but seeing that it was a rubbish joke, stopped. "Meh," Count Olaf said," Who cares? I could eat anything." They walked for ages along the roads, watching boats go by until they arrived a large building, with a sign saying THE KRUSTY KRAB in thick red paint. "Yay!" We're here!" Dupin said. They walked through the pushy doors and arrived in a pleasent resturaunt. They sat at a table-one of the only non-occupied ones-and peered at the menu. "um...Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty Deluxe, Krabby Patty Mega Patty.." Count Olaf read the list," Waiter! Is there anything but Krabby Patty's?" It was a minute before anyone came, but soon a Sponge came up to us. "Wow, my diary will be interesting," Count Olaf said," We're being served by a sponge." "Heh," Dupin said, and poked the soft sponginess. The sponge giggled hysetically, and Dupin then kept his hands to himself. "I'm Spongebob Squarepants!" he said, " And if you'll just go up to the cahier over there...He's squidward. My best friend." "Okay," Dupin said," He looked kind of depressed." "He always looks like that," Spongebob said," But he's happy really." He giggled again. "I'll go get it," Count Olaf said, standing up and he walked to the squid. "May I take your order," Squidward asked in a depressed voice. "um..that's your job," Count Olaf said," We'll have two Krabby Patties, unless you reccomend something else." "To be honest," Squidward said," I don't reccomend anything." "Then why do you work here?" Count Olaf asked. Squidward shrugged. "Spongebob!" he said," Move your yellow annyoence over here and make two Krabby Patties." "Okay!" Spongebob skipped over to the kitchen, and quickly the patites were made. Count Olaf took the seat next to Dupin again. They both took their Krabby Patties. Then an alarm went off. It flahsed red and black, making a loud sound. Dupin hid under the table and Count Olaf hid himelf under they tray. Then the door of the office opened and a Krab wearing clothes stomped in. "Plankton"
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Jan 21, 2004 18:04:16 GMT -5
**rolls on the floor and clutches ribs** Hahahahahahahhahahahahha! That's rich!**wipes away a tear**
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Post by Sheepdogg Plankton on Jan 21, 2004 18:06:15 GMT -5
that's hilarious! i'm writing a spongebob story too! what a coincidence! the only problem is it isn't funny, DD, could i send it to you when i'm done and you could do a quick edit and make it funny?
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 22, 2004 12:44:18 GMT -5
Meh. Sure. *shrugs*
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Post by CountOlaf on Jan 22, 2004 14:50:21 GMT -5
"Err, whos Plankton?" Dupin asked Olaf in a whisper The crab marched over to a roach on the floor and smushed it. "Ouch!!!" cried a little green thing and it ran out the building. The krab returned to the office, and Dupin and Olaf walked out. "Im gonna go to that place over their, The Chum Bucket, wanna come with?" Olaf asked "Nope. Im getting a deluxe krabby patty! Later!" and Dupin ran back into the Krusty Krab. CountOlaf walked across the winding roads, and then walked into the Chum Bucket. *************************************************
"Ha ha ha! Whoever eats this Chum Patty will become hypnotised and steal the secret recipe!!! Hardy har har!!!" plankton laughed evilly. The alarm sounded. "Ha ha ha!!! My plan goes into effect!"
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jan 22, 2004 15:00:12 GMT -5
Dupin sat and ate another patty. He was stuffed, so went to find Count Olaf. He left the Krusty Krab and crossed the road to the Chum Bucket, where Count Olaf was. "I hope he had a good meal," Dupin said," To be honest, the Chum Bucket looks kind of crappy." He shrugged and pushed the door open. "Hello?" he asked," Hellooo?" There was no reply so he walked in further. "Count Olaf?" he asked and shrugged," I guess he left. Maybe he went to get me at The Krusty Krab." He left. Meanwhile, round the wall, Plankton (in a large robot) had his hand clutched round a struggling Count Olaf's mouth. As Dupin left, he let go, pushing Count Olaf to the floor. "Eat this ChumBurger," he said. "No way," Count Olaf said," Who the hell are you?" "Plankton," said the robot. He walked over, and grabbed Count Olaf, and wrenched open his mouth. Count Olaf tried to shut it, but it was pried open. Then, he felt the ChumBurger shoved in, and his mouth automatically chewed. Then, he was let go and he fell to the floor. "Go get me a Krabby Patty," Plankton said," And kill anyone who get's in your way."
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Post by CountOlaf on Jan 22, 2004 15:09:36 GMT -5
"Yessir, Plankton. I will steal a Krabby Patty and kill anyone who gets in my way!" CountOlaf said and he marched out. He crossed the stree *again* and went up to Squidward. "One Krabby Patty please" Olaf said Squidward gave it to him. "HAHAHAHAHA!!! I WILL FIND THE RECI- rest in peace of my grandma- what are you looking at?" Olaf asked He crossed the street and believe me it isnt his last time. "Plankton, I have the krabby patty" Olaf said He walked in and gave it to Plankton.
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Post by Sheepdogg Plankton on Jan 22, 2004 17:51:02 GMT -5
Oooh, tension!!!
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Jan 22, 2004 18:00:17 GMT -5
**Spongebob and Squidward sit on the couch and watch all that has happened** Spongebob: By the trident of Neptune! Not the Krabby Patty!(eyes bug out, shoves popcorn in his mouth) Squidward: Ha Ha! Spongebob: But Squidward how can you laugh?! Plankton is going to get the Krabby Patty! Squidward: Like an artist like myself would care! Now shut up and watch the movie!
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Post by Mrs. (Alphonse) Elric on Jan 29, 2004 20:15:51 GMT -5
Come on! Write more!
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Post by The Amazing...Spider-Man! on Feb 3, 2004 13:50:43 GMT -5
more.more!more!!!
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Feb 3, 2004 14:29:45 GMT -5
"Well done," Plankton sneeredm grabbing the Krabby Patty greedily from Count Olaf's hands. He grabbed a record player, and put it on. Dramatic Music blazed out. He laughed. "Mwhahahahahahaha!" he cried, until the hysterical laughter became coughing. "Hahaha," Count Olaf joined in, then added,"What are we laughing at?" "The fact that the secret recipe is mine!!" Plankton cried in laughter, and turned round," Now, to put it in the discover-the-recipie-of-whatever-you-put-in-here machine!" He began laughing again, but the Krabby Patty fell on him halfway through.
Meanwhile, back at the Krusty Krab, Dupin was waiting for Count Olaf. He shrugged. "Where is he!" he said, and shrugged again," Maybe he's back at the Chum Bucket." Mr. Krabs came up to him. "The Chum Bucket?" he said, and Dupin nodded. "Why that Planktons got something up...." he thought," And I bet your little buddy's in danger. Come on lad," he said," We need to go save the Krabby Patty-and ur..I guess your friend too."
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