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Post by ineedyourhelp on Jun 6, 2004 11:32:02 GMT -5
this is like Pops idea, except, how should it end? Should it end just like TWW did in the books, or should they do something else. Because movies are not like books.
What do you think?
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Post by Dark on Jun 6, 2004 18:22:52 GMT -5
Apparently they changed the order of the events... as far as I can understand it might go like this...
1. The Bauds go w/Olaf 2. By some reason they leave. 3. They go w/Uncle Monty 4. Olaf tries to get them back... blah blah They leave Monty 5. They go w/Aunt Josephine 6. Olaf tries to get them back... blah blah 7. Olaf gets them back and tries to marry Violet. So, dunno what will happen after that.
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Post by Esme on Jun 7, 2004 1:16:42 GMT -5
Is that how they're doing it?
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Jun 7, 2004 13:29:59 GMT -5
...And then it would appear that Olaf was hit by a train...
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Post by Madamluna on Jun 7, 2004 15:01:03 GMT -5
INT. OLAF'S INNER SANCTUM - NIGHT
OLAF is standing behind a counter opposite VIOLET, who is sitting in a chair. Violet has a sullen look on her face; Olaf, on the other hand, looks bemused. He makes himself a margarita, and sits down on a stool behind the counter, staring with a thin smile at Violet.
OLAF Now, when it comes to the subject of you...us...I have a few unanswered questions.
Violet stares at him icily.
OLAF So, before this story of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and you're gonna give me some answers. However, therein lies a dilemma. For I honestly believe that you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth--especially to me, and least of all to yourself. And I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
VIOLET So how do you propose we solve this dilemma?
OLAF Well, it just so happens I have a solution.
Quick as lightning Olaf brings out a gun from behind the counter and SHOOTS VIOLET IN THE KNEECAP, as she lets out a shriek.
VIOLET What did you just shoot me with?!
A small syringe of solution is poking out of her kneecap, and she shoots out a hand to tear it out, stopped by Olaf's voice:
OLAF Ah ah ah. You do that and I'll have to put another one in your cheek. I just thought it'd be nice to have it come full circle. I've been thinking; it kind of looks like this is the only movie the producers want to have, what with the Olaf-possibly-being-run-over by a train part, although some other people have already (possibly) explained that part away.
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Post by Countess Mecilia on Jun 8, 2004 0:58:42 GMT -5
INT. OLAF'S INNER SANCTUM - NIGHT
OLAF is standing behind a counter opposite VIOLET, who is sitting in a chair. Violet has a sullen look on her face; Olaf, on the other hand, looks bemused. He makes himself a margarita, and sits down on a stool behind the counter, staring with a thin smile at Violet.
OLAF Now, when it comes to the subject of you...us...I have a few unanswered questions.
Violet stares at him icily.
OLAF So, before this story of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and you're gonna give me some answers. However, therein lies a dilemma. For I honestly believe that you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth--especially to me, and least of all to yourself. And I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say.
VIOLET So how do you propose we solve this dilemma?
OLAF Well, it just so happens I have a solution.
Quick as lightning Olaf brings out a gun from behind the counter and SHOOTS VIOLET IN THE KNEECAP, as she lets out a shriek.
VIOLET What did you just shoot me with?!
A small syringe of solution is poking out of her kneecap, and she shoots out a hand to tear it out, stopped by Olaf's voice:
OLAF Ah ah ah. You do that and I'll have to put another one in your cheek. I love you, Luna.
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Post by Madamluna on Jun 8, 2004 6:09:58 GMT -5
I have a better one :D :D INT. HIEMLICH HOSPITAL - NIGHT (well, darkness)
LUCAFONT, hands cut off and the end of his arms wrapped in bandages, is sitting on a bed hooked up to an IV. OLAF stands behind him, his face out of range of the camera.
OLAF (V.O.) If you had to guess why she left you alive...what would be your guess?
LUCAFONT Guessing would not be necessary...she informed me. She told me I could keep my wicked life for two reasons...
CUT to Violet driving the car up to the side of the road on a hill, at the bottom of which is a hospital. She THROWS UP THE TRUNK OF THE CAR, and inside we see Lucafont, one hand already cut off, shivering.
VIOLET I'm allowing you to keep your wicked life for one reason and one reason only. So you can tell him, in person, everything that happened here tonight. I want him to witness the extent of my mercy by witnessing your deformed body. I want you to tell him, all the information you just told me. I want him to know what I know. I want him to know I want him to know. And I want them ALL to know they'll all soon be as dead as [insert name of some random character here]...
CUT BACK to the hospital.
OLAF ponders for a moment and then speaks.
OLAF (V.O.) Tell me, Lucafont...is she aware that her two siblings are still alive? I'll expand on it later, I have to make a sammich to go to school. #nosmileys
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Post by Countess Mecilia on Jun 8, 2004 21:08:01 GMT -5
GASP. OOOOOOOOh. Luna. Is. God. Luna. Is. God. Kill Bill+ASoUE= YESYESYES!
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