Post by Scam on Feb 14, 2004 19:27:47 GMT -5
i was really bored today, so i decided to write some poetry. here they are:
Stupid Kids at the Elementary School
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The stupid kids at the elementary school
Are doing things that just aren't cool
Swearing, fighting, punching, kicking
The sights are oh-so sickening
They've got my poor mom on meds
Last night, early she went to bed
My dad wants her to quit, and so do I
But if she does, the bald softie principal will cry
Feathers In My Pillow
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The feathers in my pillow are always poking my face
The feathers in my pillow are all over the place
On the floor, on my clothes, and in my hair
The stupid feathers are everywhere
Sometimes I look like I've been living in a chicken coop
But it could be worse-- my pillow could be full of dog poop!
Ode To My Fuzzy Slippers
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Oh how I love my fuzzy slippers
They're so much better than scuba flippers
They're not from Walmart, Target, of Kohls
But from Old Navy, these treats for my soles
Off-white color with big round spots
Big black spots they are-- not little green dots
My slippers have names-- they are Humphrey and Paul
Choosing those names was such a haul
As you can tell, I care for my slippers with much lust,
I would be very very sad if they bit the dust.
I Wish I Were a Hobbit
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Oh, how I wish I were a hobbit,
Life would be great,
Drinking pints, singing songs,
And I could sleep in late.
If I were a hobbit,
I would have furry feet
For hobbits don't wear shoes
And that is fine with me!
If I were a hobbit,
My name would be Ruby Boggy-Hillocks
I would live in the Shire,
And for fun, I'd climb on big rocks.
If I were a hobbit,
I'd be friends with everyone!
Frodo and his gang, and everyone else
We'd all go to The Green Dragon and have lots of fun!
If I were a hobbit,
I'd eat six meals a day.
Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevensies,
Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Supper-- All that, everyday!
If I were a hobbit,
What would I wear?
Green, blue, red, yellow clothes--very colorful,
And I'd have curly brown hair!
Oh, how I wish I were a hobbit,
Too bad this wish can't come true,
So I'll return to La-La Land now
Where I can live in Middle-Earth too.
Unnoticed
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All the time I see you in the halls
But you don't see me at all
Why don't you notice me?
Everytime I see you in gym class,
I smile t you, but you just pass
Why don't you notice me?
I Love My Gameboy
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I love my Gameboy
With all my heart
I would be terribly sad
If we were split apart
I'm playing Donkey Kong Country on my Gameboy as I write this poem,
I just got the game today
I'm stuck on a level,
It's called "Winky's Walkway!"
I play it when I'm bored,
And when I can't sleep
My Gameboy always makes me happy
It never makes me weep.
Now you know I love my Gameboy,
So go away
I'm going to play it now,
Until it's batteries waste away!
Stupid Kids at the Elementary School
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The stupid kids at the elementary school
Are doing things that just aren't cool
Swearing, fighting, punching, kicking
The sights are oh-so sickening
They've got my poor mom on meds
Last night, early she went to bed
My dad wants her to quit, and so do I
But if she does, the bald softie principal will cry
Feathers In My Pillow
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The feathers in my pillow are always poking my face
The feathers in my pillow are all over the place
On the floor, on my clothes, and in my hair
The stupid feathers are everywhere
Sometimes I look like I've been living in a chicken coop
But it could be worse-- my pillow could be full of dog poop!
Ode To My Fuzzy Slippers
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh how I love my fuzzy slippers
They're so much better than scuba flippers
They're not from Walmart, Target, of Kohls
But from Old Navy, these treats for my soles
Off-white color with big round spots
Big black spots they are-- not little green dots
My slippers have names-- they are Humphrey and Paul
Choosing those names was such a haul
As you can tell, I care for my slippers with much lust,
I would be very very sad if they bit the dust.
I Wish I Were a Hobbit
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, how I wish I were a hobbit,
Life would be great,
Drinking pints, singing songs,
And I could sleep in late.
If I were a hobbit,
I would have furry feet
For hobbits don't wear shoes
And that is fine with me!
If I were a hobbit,
My name would be Ruby Boggy-Hillocks
I would live in the Shire,
And for fun, I'd climb on big rocks.
If I were a hobbit,
I'd be friends with everyone!
Frodo and his gang, and everyone else
We'd all go to The Green Dragon and have lots of fun!
If I were a hobbit,
I'd eat six meals a day.
Breakfast, Second Breakfast, Elevensies,
Afternoon Tea, Dinner, Supper-- All that, everyday!
If I were a hobbit,
What would I wear?
Green, blue, red, yellow clothes--very colorful,
And I'd have curly brown hair!
Oh, how I wish I were a hobbit,
Too bad this wish can't come true,
So I'll return to La-La Land now
Where I can live in Middle-Earth too.
Unnoticed
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
All the time I see you in the halls
But you don't see me at all
Why don't you notice me?
Everytime I see you in gym class,
I smile t you, but you just pass
Why don't you notice me?
I Love My Gameboy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I love my Gameboy
With all my heart
I would be terribly sad
If we were split apart
I'm playing Donkey Kong Country on my Gameboy as I write this poem,
I just got the game today
I'm stuck on a level,
It's called "Winky's Walkway!"
I play it when I'm bored,
And when I can't sleep
My Gameboy always makes me happy
It never makes me weep.
Now you know I love my Gameboy,
So go away
I'm going to play it now,
Until it's batteries waste away!