Post by Luigi on Mar 13, 2004 22:14:58 GMT -5
Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter. I do own the plot and Sarah
Chapter one: The Letters
Harry Potter woke up from a rough night of sleep to a stinging pain. He clutched his forehead. He’s mad,
James: Who?
Fred: Prob'ly your son, Mate.
Harry thought. Little did he know that Voldemort was very mad.
Sirius: Little did he know? He doesn't know Voldemort is mad?
“Get down here now!” came a voice from down the stairs.
If only I had someone now that Sirius has died.
Remus: Funny thing for the narrator to say.
Harry managed to get out of bed and walk down stairs. Uncle Vernon was waiting for him. He looked mad. Great here comes more pain. Uncle Vernon was holding something. It was a
Sirius: Belt!
James: Knife!
Remus: Icepick!
Fred: AK47!
letter. Not just an ordinary letter, a wizard letter. See, Harry was not a normal boy; he was a 16-year-old wizard, as of today.
“I thought that I had told you no communication to your world.”
Sirius: I thought he allowed Harry to talk to people because of me.
James: But you're dead.
Sirius: See, he doesn't know that. And Harry's not stupid enough to tell him.
James: Try him.
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t tell my friends because you wouldn’t let me.”
Harry snatched the letter from Uncle Vernon. It read:
Dear Harry,
My dad was doing research and he found a name under Potter. It said: James Potter, Lily Potter, Sarah Potter and Harry Potter! Do you know what that means?? It means
Remus: It means that the author is an idiot--
Fred: Remember? No insulting.
Remus: No! No! Mary Sue writers deserve to be insulted. I stand by what I said--the author is an idiot.
that you either have a sister or had a sister! Write me back, ok??
Sirius: Or a brother. Boys can be named Sarah.
Your friend, Ron
Harry smiled to himself. Just then Harry’s cousin, Dudley, snatched his letter from behind.
“Dad it says that Harry has a sister”
Remus: And no punctuation whatsoever? Argh!
“Oh great, more freaks,” said Aunt Petunia.
Remus: How simple.
Just then, anther owl appeared and flew to Harry. Harry grabbed the letter. It said:
Dear Mr. Potter,
I wish to see you this weekend. I have received information that you have or had a sister. I don’t know if Ron has already told you. If you would meet me at the entrance of Diagon Ally, I would greatly appreciate it.
See you soon, Professor Dumbledore
(A/n: I’m not sure if Harry is connected to the Floo Network but just work with me)
“I’m going somewhere this weekend,” Harry said.
“Fine see what we care,” replied Uncle Vernon sourly.
Remus: Care about commas.
Harry went upstairs and took out a parchment and quill. He wrote a letter to Ron.
Dear Ron,
Thanks for the information. I am going to see Dumbledore this weekend. I will tell you all about it when I get back. By the way, I need somewhere to stay the last two weeks of summer vacation; I can’t stand anymore of this. Write back soon and make sure to send Hedwig back with the info.
Your friend, Harry
Harry wrote another letter to Hermione.
Dear Hermione,
I don’t know if you found out but I might have a sister! Anyways, that not what I wrote to tell you about. I want to talk to you about. Write back when you get the chance.
Love, Harry
James: Harry's not showing any feelings about having a sister--no surprise at all.
Sirius: Well, neither are you.
Harry took Hedwig out of her cage. “Take these to Ron and Hermione.” Hedwig soared out of the window and out of sight.
Chapter one: The Letters
Harry Potter woke up from a rough night of sleep to a stinging pain. He clutched his forehead. He’s mad,
James: Who?
Fred: Prob'ly your son, Mate.
Harry thought. Little did he know that Voldemort was very mad.
Sirius: Little did he know? He doesn't know Voldemort is mad?
“Get down here now!” came a voice from down the stairs.
If only I had someone now that Sirius has died.
Remus: Funny thing for the narrator to say.
Harry managed to get out of bed and walk down stairs. Uncle Vernon was waiting for him. He looked mad. Great here comes more pain. Uncle Vernon was holding something. It was a
Sirius: Belt!
James: Knife!
Remus: Icepick!
Fred: AK47!
letter. Not just an ordinary letter, a wizard letter. See, Harry was not a normal boy; he was a 16-year-old wizard, as of today.
“I thought that I had told you no communication to your world.”
Sirius: I thought he allowed Harry to talk to people because of me.
James: But you're dead.
Sirius: See, he doesn't know that. And Harry's not stupid enough to tell him.
James: Try him.
“I’m sorry, I couldn’t tell my friends because you wouldn’t let me.”
Harry snatched the letter from Uncle Vernon. It read:
Dear Harry,
My dad was doing research and he found a name under Potter. It said: James Potter, Lily Potter, Sarah Potter and Harry Potter! Do you know what that means?? It means
Remus: It means that the author is an idiot--
Fred: Remember? No insulting.
Remus: No! No! Mary Sue writers deserve to be insulted. I stand by what I said--the author is an idiot.
that you either have a sister or had a sister! Write me back, ok??
Sirius: Or a brother. Boys can be named Sarah.
Your friend, Ron
Harry smiled to himself. Just then Harry’s cousin, Dudley, snatched his letter from behind.
“Dad it says that Harry has a sister”
Remus: And no punctuation whatsoever? Argh!
“Oh great, more freaks,” said Aunt Petunia.
Remus: How simple.
Just then, anther owl appeared and flew to Harry. Harry grabbed the letter. It said:
Dear Mr. Potter,
I wish to see you this weekend. I have received information that you have or had a sister. I don’t know if Ron has already told you. If you would meet me at the entrance of Diagon Ally, I would greatly appreciate it.
See you soon, Professor Dumbledore
(A/n: I’m not sure if Harry is connected to the Floo Network but just work with me)
“I’m going somewhere this weekend,” Harry said.
“Fine see what we care,” replied Uncle Vernon sourly.
Remus: Care about commas.
Harry went upstairs and took out a parchment and quill. He wrote a letter to Ron.
Dear Ron,
Thanks for the information. I am going to see Dumbledore this weekend. I will tell you all about it when I get back. By the way, I need somewhere to stay the last two weeks of summer vacation; I can’t stand anymore of this. Write back soon and make sure to send Hedwig back with the info.
Your friend, Harry
Harry wrote another letter to Hermione.
Dear Hermione,
I don’t know if you found out but I might have a sister! Anyways, that not what I wrote to tell you about. I want to talk to you about. Write back when you get the chance.
Love, Harry
James: Harry's not showing any feelings about having a sister--no surprise at all.
Sirius: Well, neither are you.
Harry took Hedwig out of her cage. “Take these to Ron and Hermione.” Hedwig soared out of the window and out of sight.