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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 19, 2004 16:22:46 GMT -5
BEWARE: RANDOMNESS AHEAD
I imagine this like Lulu and Suzy from Big Bunny, so don't say I copied it.
Day One
::Martha sees Hester Running around making whooshing noises::
“What are you doing?” “I’m being a superhero.” “You can’t just be a superhero! You need super-vision and super strength. You can’t even fly!” “You don’t need those things to be a Super hero, Martha, you need imagination and a neat costume.” “I don’t know where you are getting these cheesy ideas from, Hester. Sometimes I wonder about you…”
::Hester stops::
Day Two
::Martha sees Hester with a Barbie doll::
“What the muffin is that?” “It’s a Barbie Doll. I’m brushing her hair, for her big date.” “Dolls can’t go on dates! You do know, that if Barbie was a real person , her legs would snap because of her foot size, don’t you?” “I can’t say I do Martha, but thanks for telling me. Now I shall get Barbie clown shoes, and she shall live forever!” “I don’t know what you are thinking! Barbie’s just a clump of plastic put together. She can’t breath. She has no lungs.” “Oh. What are lungs?” ::sighs:: “Lungs are what we use to breath, Hester. If you weren’t too busy with that Michael Jackson look-a-like, you would have known that by now!” “But Barbie can breath, Martha” “No she can’t,” “Well I love her.” “You’re being ridiculous. Give her here!” “No!” ::grabs Barbie:: “Haha…I have the doll!” ::throws doll away:: ::gasps:: “How could you Martha!” ::groans:: “I just scared myself with the thought of Michael.” ::cries:: “Waaaa!” ::walks off:
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Post by SlightlyMad on Mar 20, 2004 12:56:38 GMT -5
Delightfully random! Carry on
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Post by DetectiveDupin on Mar 21, 2004 6:36:58 GMT -5
Day Three ::Martha sees Hester skipping:: “Now what are you doing?” “I’m skipping! It’s healthy and fun at the same time.” “Fun? About as much fun as watching grass grow!” “Ooh, sounds great!” ::sits down and watches the grass:: “No, watching grass is boring!” “No it’s not! I could forget about my Barbie doing this!” “Yes-if it possesses all human thoughts!” “Oh grassy, I will call you Joan.” “You can’t name grass! It’s just dumb and immature!” “You’re just jealous.” “Jealous? Why would I be jealous of someone that is socially damaged as to watch grass grow!” “Ooh! Joan, you gained 0.0000000000001 of a millimetre! Well done! Party time!” “Oh, please. You’re throwing a party for a blade of grass!” “Not just any blade of grass, Martha, it’s Joan!” “I’ll Joan you.” “Joan likes peanut butter and lemonade!” “AGH! That’s it!” ::gets hedge clippers:: “Take this Joan! HAHAHAH!” “No! Don’t do it! Joan is our friend!” “She’s a blade of grass. She-it can’t have friends” ::snip:: “WAAHH!” “Calm down-there are like 3466687542235 blades of grass just in your front garden!” “But none are like Joan!” ::cries:: “All are like Joan, you retard, because THEY’RE JUST BLADES OF GRASS!” ::walks off::
Day Four ::Hester is still crying:: “Oh please…it was a blade of grass.”
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