Post by Luigi on Mar 27, 2004 21:20:29 GMT -5
The fic is not mine, the commentary is. Anyway, if you're familar with the show, MST3K, you'll get this quickly. I don 't want to bother explaining it...ask someone who knows.
Remus Lupin sat with his back against a tree in the hogwarts grounds,
Remus: Oh, is this a me fic?
Sirius: Of course, mate. The commentator fancies you.
James: So does the good majority of the fan fic world.
Fred: They also fancy you snogging Sirius.
waiting for his three
best friends to return. They had all gotten in trouble for shooting things across the
classroom at severus snape.
Fred: And Severus Snape.
Suprisingly, he hadn't gotten sent to Mcgonogal along with them;
Sirius: But they got sent to McGonagall.
not that he had done anything. Finally, after he had waited for at least 20 minutes, he saw
James and Sirus crassing the feild. Only a few paces behind followed Peter, who didn't look
nearly as happy as the other two. This didn't suprise Remus, seeing as James and Sirus could
always find somthing funny in absolutely everything. The three boys reached the tree that
Remus was sitting under, and joined him.
"So, what happened?" Remus asked when they were seated.
James cleared his voice and started impersonating Professor McGonogal, "DETENTION! There is
absolutely no reason as to why you should be shooting objects across the room at ANYONE!"
Sirus snorted with laughter, as James continued.
"You will see Mr. Filch imediately! And i hope bashes you over the head with a stick!"
Remus: Instead of correcting various things, I'm just going to twitch. *twitch* *twitch* *twitch*
Fred: Or shoot 'im with an AK47!
All four of of the friends burst out laughing at this last comment, because they all knew
Prfessor McGonogal
Remus: *twitch*
would never say that.
Sirius: At least the author is aware that she'd never saw things like that.
Remus: Yes, the author at least keeps us in character--I'm the innocent one, reading under the tree.
James: Did it say you were reading?
"So what do you have to do?" Remus questioned.
"oh, we get to... umm... do you remember what he said we have to do, sirius?" James said,
Remus: *twitch*
apparently he had lost his string of thought, as he stared off into space.
"No." Sirius replied simply.
Remus shook his head, laughing silently.
"We have to polish everything in the trophey room," Said Peter miserably.
Peter: And I'M in it!
Sirius: Peter, wtf r u doing here!!!!1111?/////one?
Peter: I dunno...why aren't I in this? The commentator--
All: Omnipotent Voice.
Peter--gets mad whenever I'm not in a Marauders fic because I'm a Marauder, yet you three are here and the fourth spot his filled but a Weasle. Where's George, by the way?
Fred: He was eliminated...back when we were MSting on hexrpg.com.
Remus: Would you care to join us for this MST, Peter?
Sirius and James and Fred: NO!
Peter: OK. *malicious grin*
Remus: First, I must tear off your arm.
Peter: WHAT?
*Remus tears off Peter's silver arm using a spell. Peter screams.*
Sirius: 'tis just a flesh wound.
"Ahh, thats right," Said James comeing
Remus: *twitch twitch*
back to earth.
But Remus wasen't
Remus: *twitch*
listening anymore, he was saring at somthing, or more to the point,
Remus: *twitch*
someone.
"You might just as well give up Remus, she dosen't even look at you," Sirius said, looking
to see what his firend was looking at.
Remus: *Twitch*
Sirius: Accept typos, mate...every makes them. Even you. You make them a lot.
"That dosen't mean I can't dream," Remus replied.
Sirius shrugged, he was right. James looked at his watch and scolded.
"we've got to get back to the castle, it's almost time for Charms class."
"Now we will have an excuse to shoot things at Snape." Sirius laughed.
"Only if we're doing banishing charms," Said Peter, not wanting to get in more trouble.
"Hey dreamer boy!" Said James waving his hand in front of Remus' face.
"What!?" He replied, unhappy at being disturbed from his dream.
"Charms." Said James.
"Oh,"
***********
at dinner
***********
"you alright, remus?" Sirius asked his friend.
Remus: *twitch twitch*
"Yeah..." Remus Replied, in a far off voice.
"you missed the taget several times in, charms, didn't make any comment when I banished a
pillow at Severus, you failed to answer Profesor Sprout's question, and now you're not
eating," James observed.
"The full moon isn't close by, so you can't use that excuse," Peter said.
"then there is only one other thing it can be." Replied Sirius.
"What?" asked the James and Peter.
"Remus is in love." Sirius said, posetively.
Peter: Hey, you missed--
Remus: The author got my character almost spot on, so she's--he's--it's--excused.
All three of them looked over at Remus, who haden't been paying any attention to their
comversation.
Remus: Mmm....
He was starring at girl sitting just down the table from them, the same girl
Remus: Ummmmmmm.......
that he had been starring at before charms. But in his onpinion, she wasn't just any girl,
Remus...MMmm...
she was perfect. Her name was Saphrin,
Sirius: Serenity Felicity Sue.
she had long blonde hair that went down to her
waist, bright green eyes, and she was smart. Not only was she smart, bt she could, heal
injuriesfaster than Madm Pomfrey, and, she was free.
All: *twitch twitch twitch twitch*
James Sirius and Peter all burst out laughing, as they relized Remus was totally in a
trance. But their laughing disturbed him.
"Whats so funny?" Remus, scolded, figuring he had missed one of James' jokes.
"You," said Sirius, still laughing.
Remus, who still couldn't undestand what was so funny told them to keep it down because
they were attracting too much attention. It was then that he noticed Saphrin was looking
straight at them. But she didn't look angry, as if their laughing had interupted her, she
was smiling.And then, all of the sudden, Remus' world went flying and every thing went black.
James: She killed him. Too pretty to be true.
He knew no more.
Remus Lupin sat with his back against a tree in the hogwarts grounds,
Remus: Oh, is this a me fic?
Sirius: Of course, mate. The commentator fancies you.
James: So does the good majority of the fan fic world.
Fred: They also fancy you snogging Sirius.
waiting for his three
best friends to return. They had all gotten in trouble for shooting things across the
classroom at severus snape.
Fred: And Severus Snape.
Suprisingly, he hadn't gotten sent to Mcgonogal along with them;
Sirius: But they got sent to McGonagall.
not that he had done anything. Finally, after he had waited for at least 20 minutes, he saw
James and Sirus crassing the feild. Only a few paces behind followed Peter, who didn't look
nearly as happy as the other two. This didn't suprise Remus, seeing as James and Sirus could
always find somthing funny in absolutely everything. The three boys reached the tree that
Remus was sitting under, and joined him.
"So, what happened?" Remus asked when they were seated.
James cleared his voice and started impersonating Professor McGonogal, "DETENTION! There is
absolutely no reason as to why you should be shooting objects across the room at ANYONE!"
Sirus snorted with laughter, as James continued.
"You will see Mr. Filch imediately! And i hope bashes you over the head with a stick!"
Remus: Instead of correcting various things, I'm just going to twitch. *twitch* *twitch* *twitch*
Fred: Or shoot 'im with an AK47!
All four of of the friends burst out laughing at this last comment, because they all knew
Prfessor McGonogal
Remus: *twitch*
would never say that.
Sirius: At least the author is aware that she'd never saw things like that.
Remus: Yes, the author at least keeps us in character--I'm the innocent one, reading under the tree.
James: Did it say you were reading?
"So what do you have to do?" Remus questioned.
"oh, we get to... umm... do you remember what he said we have to do, sirius?" James said,
Remus: *twitch*
apparently he had lost his string of thought, as he stared off into space.
"No." Sirius replied simply.
Remus shook his head, laughing silently.
"We have to polish everything in the trophey room," Said Peter miserably.
Peter: And I'M in it!
Sirius: Peter, wtf r u doing here!!!!1111?/////one?
Peter: I dunno...why aren't I in this? The commentator--
All: Omnipotent Voice.
Peter--gets mad whenever I'm not in a Marauders fic because I'm a Marauder, yet you three are here and the fourth spot his filled but a Weasle. Where's George, by the way?
Fred: He was eliminated...back when we were MSting on hexrpg.com.
Remus: Would you care to join us for this MST, Peter?
Sirius and James and Fred: NO!
Peter: OK. *malicious grin*
Remus: First, I must tear off your arm.
Peter: WHAT?
*Remus tears off Peter's silver arm using a spell. Peter screams.*
Sirius: 'tis just a flesh wound.
"Ahh, thats right," Said James comeing
Remus: *twitch twitch*
back to earth.
But Remus wasen't
Remus: *twitch*
listening anymore, he was saring at somthing, or more to the point,
Remus: *twitch*
someone.
"You might just as well give up Remus, she dosen't even look at you," Sirius said, looking
to see what his firend was looking at.
Remus: *Twitch*
Sirius: Accept typos, mate...every makes them. Even you. You make them a lot.
"That dosen't mean I can't dream," Remus replied.
Sirius shrugged, he was right. James looked at his watch and scolded.
"we've got to get back to the castle, it's almost time for Charms class."
"Now we will have an excuse to shoot things at Snape." Sirius laughed.
"Only if we're doing banishing charms," Said Peter, not wanting to get in more trouble.
"Hey dreamer boy!" Said James waving his hand in front of Remus' face.
"What!?" He replied, unhappy at being disturbed from his dream.
"Charms." Said James.
"Oh,"
***********
at dinner
***********
"you alright, remus?" Sirius asked his friend.
Remus: *twitch twitch*
"Yeah..." Remus Replied, in a far off voice.
"you missed the taget several times in, charms, didn't make any comment when I banished a
pillow at Severus, you failed to answer Profesor Sprout's question, and now you're not
eating," James observed.
"The full moon isn't close by, so you can't use that excuse," Peter said.
"then there is only one other thing it can be." Replied Sirius.
"What?" asked the James and Peter.
"Remus is in love." Sirius said, posetively.
Peter: Hey, you missed--
Remus: The author got my character almost spot on, so she's--he's--it's--excused.
All three of them looked over at Remus, who haden't been paying any attention to their
comversation.
Remus: Mmm....
He was starring at girl sitting just down the table from them, the same girl
Remus: Ummmmmmm.......
that he had been starring at before charms. But in his onpinion, she wasn't just any girl,
Remus...MMmm...
she was perfect. Her name was Saphrin,
Sirius: Serenity Felicity Sue.
she had long blonde hair that went down to her
waist, bright green eyes, and she was smart. Not only was she smart, bt she could, heal
injuriesfaster than Madm Pomfrey, and, she was free.
All: *twitch twitch twitch twitch*
James Sirius and Peter all burst out laughing, as they relized Remus was totally in a
trance. But their laughing disturbed him.
"Whats so funny?" Remus, scolded, figuring he had missed one of James' jokes.
"You," said Sirius, still laughing.
Remus, who still couldn't undestand what was so funny told them to keep it down because
they were attracting too much attention. It was then that he noticed Saphrin was looking
straight at them. But she didn't look angry, as if their laughing had interupted her, she
was smiling.And then, all of the sudden, Remus' world went flying and every thing went black.
James: She killed him. Too pretty to be true.
He knew no more.