Post by Celinra on May 14, 2004 18:42:42 GMT -5
This is a story I made up on Halloween night, at about 1 AM, if not later. I was overtired, and hyper, and had eaten candy. This is not an indication of the quality of my usual work, but it's funny, so I'm posting it.
There are references to many movies, so I shall add footnotes to explain them for those who aren't familiar with them, so as to not interrupt the flow of the story.
The Most Random Story in the World
One Halloween, there was a group of people, and they decided to go to Noco, because they heard they were giving away free candy there. On the way, they were mugged, so they went home, and decided to wait until the guy who mugged them, who was wearing a shirt which said "I mug people," was gone.
Once he left, they went to Noco. They said to the cashier, "We heard you're giving out free candy."
"No, we're not," he replied.
At that moment, the guy who mugs people came in and asked, "Can I mug this store?"
The cashier said, "No."
Then, four people burst out of the walk in freezer. "Free! Free!" two of them exclaimed, as the other two grabbed anything they could. "No, we're free," one explained, as the two grabbed a few more things and ran out the door.1
The group again said, "We heard you're giving out free candy."
The cashier again said, "No, we're not."
The guy who mugs people came in and said, "How come they got to mug the store?" The cashier ignored him.
Someone in the group had an idea, and said, "Trick or Treat!" The cashier then gave them a ton of free candy.
They left, and in the parking lot the guy who mugs people asked if he could mug them, and they said no, so he left.
They got back to the house, and Rick O'Connell2 was in the driveway. "I don't know what I'm doing here," he said, and left. The group went inside, and went to bed.
The next morning, the group went outside and saw Imhotep3. Then, O'Connell came back, saying, "That's why I was here, I had to fight Imhotep." Then the two of them fought. The group went back inside.
Later, the group came out again, and saw Miguel and Tulio4 fighting with O'Connell against Imhotep. The group went back inside.
Later, the group came out again and saw Miguel and Tulio fighting with Imhotep against O'Connell. "How did this arrangement come about?" the group asked.
"We were bored and wanted a change," Miguel explained. The group went back inside.
Later, the group came out again, and saw Miguel and Tulio fighting against O'Connell and Imhotep. "Okay, how did this setup come about?" the group asked.
Imhotep answered, "I felt bad that it was three against one." The group went back inside.
Later, the group came out again, and saw Miguel and O'Connell fighting Tulio and Imhotep. Before the group could ask why, Weiß Kreuz (the voice actors, not the characters)5 showed up, so the group called Zandra6, because she was the only one who knew more than three random words in Japanese.
By the time Zandra got there, Koyasu was bored, so he asked if anyone had a sword. Celinra gave him her plastic one. He went and joined Tulio and Imhotep.
Then, Miki got bored, and asked if anyone had any wire, so Kal7 gave him some dental floss. He went and joined Miguel and O'Connell.
Then, the guy who mugs people came and asked if he could mug the group, and they said, "Sure, why not." While he was mugging everyone, he saw who was fighting and was so shocked that he had a heart attack and lost his memory. He forgot who he was, but saw the shirt he was wearing, which said, "I mug people."
Now he hands out coffee mugs to everyone.
~The End~
1This is a scene from the Clerks cartoon, episode two.
2O'Connell is from the movie The Mummy (the newer one), he's the one who goes after the mummy.
3Imhotep is the mummy in the newer movie of The Mummy.
4Miguel and Tulio are the two main characters in the movie The Road to El Dorado.
5Weiß Kreuz is an anime. The four main voice actors in it are also a band. Koyasu's character uses a sword. Miki's character uses wire as a weapon.
6A friend of mine, who takes Japanese at college.
7Kal is another friend of mine.
There are references to many movies, so I shall add footnotes to explain them for those who aren't familiar with them, so as to not interrupt the flow of the story.
The Most Random Story in the World
One Halloween, there was a group of people, and they decided to go to Noco, because they heard they were giving away free candy there. On the way, they were mugged, so they went home, and decided to wait until the guy who mugged them, who was wearing a shirt which said "I mug people," was gone.
Once he left, they went to Noco. They said to the cashier, "We heard you're giving out free candy."
"No, we're not," he replied.
At that moment, the guy who mugs people came in and asked, "Can I mug this store?"
The cashier said, "No."
Then, four people burst out of the walk in freezer. "Free! Free!" two of them exclaimed, as the other two grabbed anything they could. "No, we're free," one explained, as the two grabbed a few more things and ran out the door.1
The group again said, "We heard you're giving out free candy."
The cashier again said, "No, we're not."
The guy who mugs people came in and said, "How come they got to mug the store?" The cashier ignored him.
Someone in the group had an idea, and said, "Trick or Treat!" The cashier then gave them a ton of free candy.
They left, and in the parking lot the guy who mugs people asked if he could mug them, and they said no, so he left.
They got back to the house, and Rick O'Connell2 was in the driveway. "I don't know what I'm doing here," he said, and left. The group went inside, and went to bed.
The next morning, the group went outside and saw Imhotep3. Then, O'Connell came back, saying, "That's why I was here, I had to fight Imhotep." Then the two of them fought. The group went back inside.
Later, the group came out again, and saw Miguel and Tulio4 fighting with O'Connell against Imhotep. The group went back inside.
Later, the group came out again and saw Miguel and Tulio fighting with Imhotep against O'Connell. "How did this arrangement come about?" the group asked.
"We were bored and wanted a change," Miguel explained. The group went back inside.
Later, the group came out again, and saw Miguel and Tulio fighting against O'Connell and Imhotep. "Okay, how did this setup come about?" the group asked.
Imhotep answered, "I felt bad that it was three against one." The group went back inside.
Later, the group came out again, and saw Miguel and O'Connell fighting Tulio and Imhotep. Before the group could ask why, Weiß Kreuz (the voice actors, not the characters)5 showed up, so the group called Zandra6, because she was the only one who knew more than three random words in Japanese.
By the time Zandra got there, Koyasu was bored, so he asked if anyone had a sword. Celinra gave him her plastic one. He went and joined Tulio and Imhotep.
Then, Miki got bored, and asked if anyone had any wire, so Kal7 gave him some dental floss. He went and joined Miguel and O'Connell.
Then, the guy who mugs people came and asked if he could mug the group, and they said, "Sure, why not." While he was mugging everyone, he saw who was fighting and was so shocked that he had a heart attack and lost his memory. He forgot who he was, but saw the shirt he was wearing, which said, "I mug people."
Now he hands out coffee mugs to everyone.
~The End~
1This is a scene from the Clerks cartoon, episode two.
2O'Connell is from the movie The Mummy (the newer one), he's the one who goes after the mummy.
3Imhotep is the mummy in the newer movie of The Mummy.
4Miguel and Tulio are the two main characters in the movie The Road to El Dorado.
5Weiß Kreuz is an anime. The four main voice actors in it are also a band. Koyasu's character uses a sword. Miki's character uses wire as a weapon.
6A friend of mine, who takes Japanese at college.
7Kal is another friend of mine.