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Post by SF on Aug 20, 2005 22:48:11 GMT -5
Nice job J.. I also liked the Democratic party joke... nicely written
Linda, nice job, I loved how you used my torch joke.
Can't wait to see the end!
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Post by PJ on Aug 20, 2005 23:26:38 GMT -5
Excellent, loved SetnicK accusing Ron. Finish, please.
or I'll jinx you for turning our common room pink
I might do a filler story, a parody of The Chamber of Secrets.
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Post by Antenora on Aug 21, 2005 6:32:13 GMT -5
Haha, that was a good filler chapter. I liked the bit about Jcgsebald's 133 Awful Stories.
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Post by idiotj on Aug 21, 2005 7:33:49 GMT -5
Ahaha, I love that! But now I feel bad about not including everyone.
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Post by SF on Aug 21, 2005 8:06:35 GMT -5
J. it's fine, I'm sure everyone understands that only a certain number of people can be in a single story at once!
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Aug 21, 2005 11:49:14 GMT -5
J, it's not your fault. I'm sure no one's angry for real.
PJ, your filler part sounds fun. Hurry and post it.
And I'm finished mine and posted the end in my post with the rest of the story.
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Post by SF on Aug 21, 2005 12:43:58 GMT -5
Although I am always up for a good prank, I don't think I'd ever test Trag. Good story though Linda, nice job!
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Post by Celinra on Aug 21, 2005 17:04:48 GMT -5
Ooh, I liked that, very well written and such. The ending was quite amusing, too, with the chocolate milk. I don't know why it's amusing me so much, but it is.
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Post by BSam on Aug 21, 2005 20:16:37 GMT -5
PINK!
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Post by PJ on Aug 21, 2005 22:17:36 GMT -5
Cool. Though I probably would have tried to jinx you, or something. *wipes self clean*
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Post by Antenora on Aug 22, 2005 4:22:08 GMT -5
The end of that filler chapter was great, too.
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Post by A. the Returned on Aug 22, 2005 5:18:48 GMT -5
Yzay I got to tell jokes. I heard a good one the other day but it's probably best not to post it here. Anyway, good job everyone.
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Post by Flaneur on Aug 22, 2005 7:53:02 GMT -5
Hooky and Sixteen emerged from the crowd, dragging Flaneur. “Flaneur came up with a great idea that we could use,” Hooky said, as Flaneur shook her head fervently. “Rebelling isn’t something that objective flaneurs do! We just sit in the background, behind the scenes!” she yelled, accidentally hitting Weetzie in the jaw as she struggled to break free of her captors. Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I HAVE BEEN PUT IN A STORY. I suppose my attempts at sitting in the background have definitely been thwarted, now. That was awesome and amazing and astonishing and oh, the story was very good too. “What’s going on here?” Pandora asked, walking up to them. “Well, I’m telling them jokes,” A. said. “Isn’t that obvious?” I love it. While I'm here, I might as well confess that I've been lurking around as usual and reading this story from the beginning , and it's all of it fantastic. A very hearty "omg good job u gys!!11" to all the writers of it.
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Post by idiotj on Aug 24, 2005 16:31:05 GMT -5
"What's going on?" Alice asked. PJ sighed. "Not much, you?" They exchanged their tales, sat back and reflected. "So you left Akbar?" PJ asked. "It was either that or fight and we didn't have a chance." Pester said. "Hm." PJ uttered. "What? He told us to go!" Alice cried, a bit defensively. "I know, but I didn't expect you Gryffinpuffs to go down without a fight. Not very brace or loyal, is it?" "You did the same." Pester argued. "But I'd expect different from a Huffledor. Look, I was just making an observation." PJ explained, holding his hands up. "Maybe we should go back." Rellim said quietly. "I agree. It's not like we're doing anything important." Alice said. "And we don't have any leads to the grail, either." Pester added. This struck PJ: he had to go back for Luna and Dupin, if not out of loyalty then for the hint. He rose suddenly, said a few hurried words of departure and took off quickly. The girls, slightly puzzled at PJ's behaviour, followed PJ out of the field. Outside, PH saw Robert, Snicket and Dante; Tyler, Derik, and Soi and Char and Ila with J and Capt flying above them. He stopped and waited for them as the girls slowed down behind him as well. The others caught up, reunited with their respective teammates and talked, filling each other in on what had happened. The Slytherclaws agreed to get Dupin and Luna first.
"We have to go rescue Akbar. Then our team will be complete. At least we'l have that as an advantage over them." Pester said. "Right. But it doesn't matter how many people we have if PJ's off to get a hint like you said!" Soidanae argued. "What if we tail them?" Snicket suggested. "Tyler and I could go, and we'll meet up somehow afterwards." "But none of us know exactly where we're going or going to be." Alice said. "I'll use a simple communication spell. That way, I can tell you the hint or you can tell me where we are." Snicket said. He performed the spel, albeit hastily, though sucessfully, and then he and Tyler rushed to catch up with Slytherclaw.
Dupin and Luna followed the sphinx deeper and deeper into the lair. It was not long before they grew impatient and aggravated at the twists and turns and length of the cave. They were also annoyed when the sphinx would say, "Almost there" even whenthey were not, in fact, almost there. But nevertheless, they followed. "Here we are," Intoned the sphinx. The were in a dark area not unlike the rest of the cave. They could see nothing different about this section, but then again they could hardly see anything at all. "And here's your hint." A yellow flower appeared in Dupin's hand. He took it between his fingers, rotated it, carefully examined it. Luna did the same. "This is the hint?" Luna asked. "Yep." said the sphinx. The flowers disappeared. "Now that we've fulfilled either end of our agreement, our friendly little business transaction is over." The sphinx twitched her tail menacingly and two other sphinxes sidled out, one from either side of the cave, and lined up next to the other sphinx.
Rellim untied Akbar from a tree as the others stood watch for centaurs. "Let's go before they come back. They might be here any minute." Akbar urged, untangling the rest of the rope and squirming out of it. Then they heard Derik shouted "Centaurs!" "Expelliarmus!" Robert shouted. His spell failed. The centaurs laughed condenscendingly. "Nice try. I see you've come back to fight. Ah, you outnumber us, as well, but I can't say I'm frigh--" "EXPELLIARMUS!" Alice shouted. The centaur who was speaking was hit and his weapon flew out of his han ds. Robert caught the bow, stared down at it and whispered "sweet." Then he looked up and summoned a few arrows. The outraged centaur charged at him, but Alice petrified it. Akbar and Rellim were trying to hex tcentaurs, but for the most part they were unsuccesful. Robert and Alice helped after petrifying their centaur. The one Akbar and Rellim were attacking was struck down by Robert's arrow. Soon after, Robert was hit over the head with an object and knocked out. Soidanae hexed the centaur that hit Robert, temporarily binding it to a tree. Derik sent a centaur skidding into another centaur. This did no damage but irked them and they rammed into Derik, sending him flying headfirst against a tree. Pester and Alice each defeated a centaur, then revived Derik and Robert. "Whoo, we're done!" Akbar exclaime.d "Huzzah!" The Huffledors chorused.
Dupin and Luna started backing away towards the exit, but a sphinx leapt in front of it, cornering Dupin and Luna. Before they could act or think, someone shouted "Avis!" A flock of birds flew into the cave and attacked the sphinxes. "What the hell did you do that for, J?" PJ demanded. "I needed to practice the birdy summoning charm." J explained. PJ made a gesture and noise of frustration before hexing the sphinxes, who were now attacking (and had long since devoured J's birds.) Dante and Dupin rolled out of the way of a sphinx who was in midleap. It fell when Luna hit it with an "Osuwari" spell. Then Dupin and Dante strick it with a "Nobpex" and "Vieje" curse respectively, rendering it too weak to fight. With an expelliarmus performed at the same time, Char and Ila blasted the sphinx against the cave wall. PJ hit it with a sectumsempra (a curse he was very fond of). Bloodied and vengeful, the sphinx roared, picked itself up and lunged at PJ.
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Post by Antenora on Aug 24, 2005 16:46:16 GMT -5
It seems accurate that PJ is fond of the "Sectumsempra" curse. Great update!
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