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Post by idiotj on Mar 19, 2006 2:40:16 GMT -5
It was hard maintaining as many women as Robert did. There was Megan, his real life girlfriend; Toni and Casey who were always on his case, and at any given moment he would find new possible girlfriends in case his current relationship didn't work out. Online, he was sexy through his biting remarks. The occasional picture didn't hurt, either, as well as 108 nifty things he could do with his impressively large headphones. He earned the grudging respect of every 667er, whether they liked it or not. Dr. Hobo was mean. Dr. Hobo was cute. Dr. Hobo was powerful, respected, hated and liked and feared. And it killed Orphan Hope. It killed her that anyone could love Robert; it killed her that everyone loved Robert and it killed her that she loved Robert. Did that bastard ever love anyone back? More importantly, would he ever love her back? A look at her karma would remind her how unloved she was.
It's not done, but i have some FMA fangirling to do.
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Post by Akbar Le Grey on Mar 19, 2006 3:04:26 GMT -5
OMFGWTF
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Robert's going to rape you. :''(
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Post by Sora on Mar 19, 2006 3:15:30 GMT -5
I wondered when someone would do this. Robert is gonna rape you though, now.
As for the story, keep it up. It's good.
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Post by PJ on Mar 19, 2006 3:34:14 GMT -5
OMG.
It's great.
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Post by Dante on Mar 19, 2006 4:11:32 GMT -5
After reading The 667er, this makes slightly more sense. But in many ways, it was inevitable.
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Post by jemima on Mar 19, 2006 8:45:21 GMT -5
I wonder if I can get Orphaned_Hope to read this...
Oh, this will be good.
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Post by idiotj on Mar 19, 2006 11:03:53 GMT -5
"What should I do?" She cried to her friends. "Everyone hates me." "No, they don't. It's just stupid Robert." Twistedbrain said. "And he cares about him?" They don't know...I can't tell them... And Orphanhope cried even harder. "Aww, it's OK." Gretchen said, giving her a hug. "Hug me to death," Orphanhope sighed. "I want to die, anyway. I'll haunt everyone who ever wronged me!" And I'll follow Robert the most...No no no no no...I need to stop thinking about him.
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Antenora
Detriment Deleter
Fiendish Philologist
Put down that harpoon gun, in the name of these wonderful birds!
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Post by Antenora on Mar 19, 2006 11:05:17 GMT -5
... But in many ways, it was inevitable. Just what I was thinking. And this seems quite funny so far.
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Post by s on Mar 19, 2006 11:26:31 GMT -5
Heh. I'm not sure why I never made a scathing remark regarding this: Robert's cute..... *drool*
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Post by twistedbrain on Mar 19, 2006 11:56:09 GMT -5
Ah. It would have happened sooner or later. Quick, someone get one of them down here.
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Post by s on Mar 19, 2006 12:23:46 GMT -5
Oh, I just read the 667er. Nice.
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Post by Sugary Snicket on Mar 19, 2006 12:28:00 GMT -5
NOT funny...... .... All I said was that he's cute...... ONCE. Why can't you just get off of my F*cking CASE!
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Post by twistedbrain on Mar 19, 2006 13:30:22 GMT -5
It's not really about that, Hope. Didn't you read the 667er?
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Post by Black Bert on Mar 19, 2006 15:23:18 GMT -5
...J, I hope you get cancer.
Also, I would like to point out that beastly Mr. Robert is capable of love. Avert your eyes if you're squeamish, or afraid of romantic things. Or at least really cutesy things.
Unwanted4Murder: i love you : i love you more Unwanted4Murder: nuh uh Unwanted4Murder: i love you most : no Unwanted4Murder: yes : nope Unwanted4Murder: sorry, but i do : sorry but you dont Unwanted4Murder: uh, i think i do : i dont Unwanted4Murder: exactly. you don't love me more : exactly yes i do Unwanted4Murder: no you don't
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Post by Skeleton Key on Mar 19, 2006 15:25:06 GMT -5
Oh my gosh! I'm in this!
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