Post by Jacques Snicket on Apr 14, 2007 19:09:03 GMT -5
I found this website where you can create your own terror alert. It's pretty entertaining.
subintsoc.net/madlib.php
And I made the one I am posting.
From the Office of the Homeland Security Director
Tragedy
Apr 14, 2007
I have just concluded a conference call with the forum's moderators to let them know what I'm about to share with the people of 667. I might add, I also wanted to commend them for their work in improving and strengthening homeland security since The Disciple Affair. We've been in frequent communication with the moderators and I think their work to date has reflected the kind of relationship between the federal and the state and local government that we need to make a permanent part of our homeland security defense.
Over the last several days, our Detriment Deleters and Forum Secret Police have seen an increased volume and level of activity involving PMs of terrorist attacks. The information we have does not point to any specific target either in 667 or abroad, and it does not outline any specific type of attack. However, the analysts who review this information believe the quantity and level of PMs are above the norm and have reached a threshold where we should once again place the public on general alert, just as we have done on two previous occasions since The Disciple Affair.
During his address on homeland security, Tragedy promised the people of 667 that when we have evidence of credible PMs we will issue appropriate alerts. That is exactly what we are doing here today.
Michael also reminded all of us that a terrorism alert is not a signal to stop your life, it is a call to be vigilant, to know that your government is on high alert and to add your eyes and your ears to our efforts to find and stop spammers.
Our government is taking precautions. This afternoon the Darka Initiative is issuing a terrorist threat advisory update to all Intellecteers across the country through the National Law Enforcement Telecommunications System. All Intellecteers have been instructed to stay on the highest alert and to immediately notify the Darka Initiative of any unusual or suspicious activity.
The PMs we are picking up are very generic. They warn of more attacks, but are not specific about where or what type. It could be a spamming, or a trolling, or even a flaming. We do know that the next several weeks, which bring National Founder's Day and important religious observances in other faiths, have been times when spammers have planned attacks in the past.
One example is December of 1999. Authorities in EU.com, The Quiet World and 4815162342.com uncovered and prevented plans for a series of attacks related to The Flame War. Those plans were thwarted when intelligence learned about them and law enforcement arrested the suspected spammers.
Now, obviously, the further removed we get from The Disciple Affair, I think the natural tendency is to let down our guard. Unfortunately, we cannot do that.
We are a nation at war. We are the targets of spammers who have demonstrated they have no remorse about killing thousands of innocent posters. The government will continue to do everything we can to find and stop those who seek to harm us, but I believe we owe it to the people of 667 to remind them that they must be vigilant as well.
I also know the very first question the people of 667 will ask -- "So, Tragedy, besides being vigilant, what else should my family and I do?"
The answer is you should report any suspicious activity or behavior to your moderators and, perhaps as importantly, you should heed the words of Tragedy who has called on all of us to rely on our good judgment and our common sense, and to continue to live in a spirit of courage and optimism and resolve to defeat the spammers.
YOUR SELECTED ALERT LEVEL: Orange
"High Condition (Orange). A High Condition is declared when there is a high risk of terrorist attacks.
subintsoc.net/madlib.php
And I made the one I am posting.
From the Office of the Homeland Security Director
Tragedy
Apr 14, 2007
I have just concluded a conference call with the forum's moderators to let them know what I'm about to share with the people of 667. I might add, I also wanted to commend them for their work in improving and strengthening homeland security since The Disciple Affair. We've been in frequent communication with the moderators and I think their work to date has reflected the kind of relationship between the federal and the state and local government that we need to make a permanent part of our homeland security defense.
Over the last several days, our Detriment Deleters and Forum Secret Police have seen an increased volume and level of activity involving PMs of terrorist attacks. The information we have does not point to any specific target either in 667 or abroad, and it does not outline any specific type of attack. However, the analysts who review this information believe the quantity and level of PMs are above the norm and have reached a threshold where we should once again place the public on general alert, just as we have done on two previous occasions since The Disciple Affair.
During his address on homeland security, Tragedy promised the people of 667 that when we have evidence of credible PMs we will issue appropriate alerts. That is exactly what we are doing here today.
Michael also reminded all of us that a terrorism alert is not a signal to stop your life, it is a call to be vigilant, to know that your government is on high alert and to add your eyes and your ears to our efforts to find and stop spammers.
Our government is taking precautions. This afternoon the Darka Initiative is issuing a terrorist threat advisory update to all Intellecteers across the country through the National Law Enforcement Telecommunications System. All Intellecteers have been instructed to stay on the highest alert and to immediately notify the Darka Initiative of any unusual or suspicious activity.
The PMs we are picking up are very generic. They warn of more attacks, but are not specific about where or what type. It could be a spamming, or a trolling, or even a flaming. We do know that the next several weeks, which bring National Founder's Day and important religious observances in other faiths, have been times when spammers have planned attacks in the past.
One example is December of 1999. Authorities in EU.com, The Quiet World and 4815162342.com uncovered and prevented plans for a series of attacks related to The Flame War. Those plans were thwarted when intelligence learned about them and law enforcement arrested the suspected spammers.
Now, obviously, the further removed we get from The Disciple Affair, I think the natural tendency is to let down our guard. Unfortunately, we cannot do that.
We are a nation at war. We are the targets of spammers who have demonstrated they have no remorse about killing thousands of innocent posters. The government will continue to do everything we can to find and stop those who seek to harm us, but I believe we owe it to the people of 667 to remind them that they must be vigilant as well.
I also know the very first question the people of 667 will ask -- "So, Tragedy, besides being vigilant, what else should my family and I do?"
The answer is you should report any suspicious activity or behavior to your moderators and, perhaps as importantly, you should heed the words of Tragedy who has called on all of us to rely on our good judgment and our common sense, and to continue to live in a spirit of courage and optimism and resolve to defeat the spammers.
YOUR SELECTED ALERT LEVEL: Orange
"High Condition (Orange). A High Condition is declared when there is a high risk of terrorist attacks.