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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 8, 2004 20:58:53 GMT -5
Tyler... I think your stanza is supposta be A, B, A, B, not A, A, B, B...
Read the Bible and you shall see, My views are right about homosexuality. It is a choice, chosen by lust. In hell is where gays will go, When they die, and turn to dust...
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Post by Tyler on Apr 8, 2004 21:13:33 GMT -5
Tyler... I think your stanza is supposta be A, B, A, B, not A, A, B, B... Read the Bible and you shall see, My views are right about homosexuality. It is a choice, chosen by lust. In hell is where gays will go, When they die, and turn to dust... Oh, hobos of hobos, please listen to me. And don't nag me about my personality. In hell is where siners and workers of the devil go- FORGET IT!!! [biblist]Didn't Jesus Christ die on the cross to forgive our sins? And if homosexuality is a sin, than we won't go to hell, because Jesus will forgive us.[/biblist]
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Post by Madamluna on Apr 8, 2004 21:18:20 GMT -5
Tyler... I think your stanza is supposta be A, B, A, B, not A, A, B, B... Read the Bible and you shall see, My views are right about homosexuality. It is a choice, chosen by lust. In hell is where gays will go, When they die, and turn to dust... "The Bible knows all!" says dear old Jerome, Everyone's favorite Bible-Thumper @home. "There's no possible way it could ever be wrong! It advocates hate, and not wanting dong." "But we <3 each other!" say the faggots we love. "It'd be nice if we could just go Up Above When we die, since love shouldn't be hated or skewed To fit the definition of some archaic old prude." "Archaic? Old prude?" Jerome fitfully shouts As his monocle and top hat fly off and about. "You're dissing GOD there, you filthy old fags! Get out of my board and go pack up your bags!" Okay, the poetry ends here because I can't put this in a delightful, rhythmic way: STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE GOD HIM/HER/ZIRSELF. You do NOT know that the Bible is right one hundred percent. NOBODY does. If you don't like gays that's fine, go ahead and not like them, but STOP BEING A potato ING OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE ABOUT IT. We're in this to DEBATE, you know, with things called facts and details and evidence that is easily proven instead of statements like "Mr. God-sama said it's true! omg omg omg I hate gays! Get them away ewwww!" By the way, I don't really think God's an archaic old prude. He comes to my parties sometimes, he's really awesome.
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 8, 2004 21:32:13 GMT -5
Madamluna believes gays are okay She does not believe the Bible's way. She believe she is all-knowing, And understands what is right, But she does not understand, and does not see the light.
These modern days, have changed peoples views, That if you believe homos are wrong, then you lose. What happened to the days, when people knew the truth? The days where just girls, were in male kissing booths.
I pity you, Luna, For you are decieved, as well. With all the homos, You shall burn in hell...
My poem tells not lies...
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 8, 2004 21:33:31 GMT -5
If you don't like gays that's fine, go ahead and not like them, but STOP BEING A potato ING OBNOXIOUS ASSHOLE ABOUT IT. We're in this to DEBATE, you know, with things called facts and details and evidence that is easily proven instead of statements like "Mr. God-sama said it's true! omg omg omg I hate gays! Get them away ewwww!" Uh, moron, I never said I hated gays...
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Post by JeromeSqualor on Apr 8, 2004 21:37:13 GMT -5
And, um... You think that because I understand God's word, that I think I am him... Wrong...
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Post by Madamluna on Apr 8, 2004 21:39:33 GMT -5
Madamluna believes gays are okay She does not believe the Bible's way. She believe she is all-knowing, And understands what is right, But she does not understand, and does not see the light. These modern days, have changed peoples views, That if you believe homos are wrong, then you lose. What happened to the days, when people knew the truth? The days where just girls, were in male kissing booths. I pity you, Luna, For you are decieved, as well. With all the homos, You shall burn in hell... My poem tells not lies... In reaction, I proclaim this to be a definite show of rudeness towards me personally and invoke 667 Administrative Decree #2 AND #3: Which makes that two strikes added to your other one in the Gay Marriage thread, which makes your ass BANNED. See you, Jerome.
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Post by Charles Vane on Apr 8, 2004 22:47:01 GMT -5
I'm not going to start going Dr. Suess because I already need get off the rhyming kick. I'm just jumping in to say that the desicion for homosexual rights can not be based on the bible like Jimmy was saying. If we're basing this on the bible then women can get together and have all the sex they want because it says nothing about women lying with women just men lying with men. Also going by the bible women have to be virgins until they get married or they'll be stoned and when they do get married their marriage should not interfere with a mans right to take concubines or multiple wives. So besides the bible and gays being icky do you have any other reason why Luna's rotting in hell? I'll probably be joing her anyway, I've been informed I'm a sick puppy hater.
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Post by Countess Mecilia on Apr 8, 2004 23:00:43 GMT -5
Being gay is not a choice. Would you rather homosexuals come out, admit they are gay, and live a happy life? Or would you rather have them live in worry, keeping who they really are a painful secret? You arn't going to change their sexuality. Don't try. Oh, and by the way... it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible "Gay people suck! Straight people shall rule!". How can God hate something he created? Answer me that...
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Post by BSam on Apr 8, 2004 23:39:15 GMT -5
Why can't your nick names be limited to one? I know why! Because changing them is fun! i agree edit: and in an effort not to moronically triple post i will edit with this... Madamluna believes gays are okay She does not believe the Bible's way. She believe she is all-knowing, And understands what is right, But she does not understand, and does not see the light. My poem tells not lies... someone's acting a little self righteous here...
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Post by Luigi on Apr 9, 2004 0:54:52 GMT -5
Madamluna believes gays are okay She does not believe the Bible's way. She believe she is all-knowing, And understands what is right, But she does not understand, and does not see the light. These modern days, have changed peoples views, That if you believe homos are wrong, then you lose. What happened to the days, when people knew the truth? The days where just girls, were in male kissing booths. I pity you, Luna, For you are decieved, as well. With all the homos, You shall burn in hell... My poem tells not lies... Madamluna believes gays are okay She does not believe the Bible's way. She believe she is all-knowing, And understands what is right, But she does not understand, and does not see the light. These modern days, have changed peoples views, That if you believe homos are wrong, then you lose. What happened to the days, when people knew the truth? The days where just girls, were in male kissing booths. I pity you, Luna, For you are decieved, as well. With all the homos, You shall burn in hell... My poem tells not lies... Listen Jerome, I will try to speak in poem But my anger is from my head to my toes so I might make a break and have to speak in prose Because of these issues I have to say a ton First and foremost, poem number one So what if the bible doesn't shape what we say? We believe homosexuality is OK. You are as equally arrogant--if not more. You only believe what the bible is for The bible is fact, the bible is truth Anyone who says otherwise has a screw loose? You don't believe our beliefs, we don't believe your's And we both accuse each other's judgement of being poor No one is right or wrong, why can't you see? We're entitled to beliefs--this country is free. As for verse number two, Nothing in the stanza, to me, is true We think homosexuality is OK--Maybe it's not the modern days but our own free will Sure, the bible doesn't interfere with government as much as it did when we wrote with a quill (ack, horrible, I know, but I don't want to break into prose) The truth to you is not truth to us Why can't you see that and avoid this fuss? I am glad, this horror is almost done A battle of ignorance where no one has won I pity you, Jerome, your judgment is clouded Can't you see why America was founded? For religious people as well as the gays-- For everyone here to have a say, Are the gays taking away your bible? No, but you're taking away their rights! And that, to me, just isn't right. Jerome, say that we'll burn in hell that's all good and well but come on. Seriously. Can hell possibly exist? The concept was invented before modern technology so back then it was a grand idea. A place of fire and torture below the earth? Sure, why not. We can't see what's there, why can't it be hell? But we've done and gotten a view from space. Science has to account for something, eh? What's the difference between the the promise of hell for wrong doing and the promise of the boogeyman for wrong doing? Honestly... Oh. Sorry. Say we can burn in hell for it doesn't exist, I bet But what happened the gOldies, like Loki and Set? Anway, I digress. We have different opinions on what is best. I believe your poem tells naught but lies Plus, I expect nothingness when I die So I end this poem, this--what's the word? A word for a big poem...it begins with a vowel, I think... Ah, forget it. So I end this peom, to you Jerome And to people who I considered ignorant. To people who consider me ignorant. I hope we'll one day acheive diversity and peace, but apparently with the bible, we can't. What a godawful salsaty poem.
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Post by euromegamouth on Apr 9, 2004 2:26:50 GMT -5
Oh, and by the way... it doesn't say anywhere in the Bible "Gay people suck! Straight people shall rule!" Not exactly.But it does say that "Homosexuals shall never enter the gates of Heaven."Or something like that. I've been considered a homophobe, but I don't really hate gays. P.S.Madamluna, I LOVE that stanza poem!It's witty, hilarious, and, uh, that's it.No, that's not it.It's also original and awesome.
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Post by BSam on Apr 9, 2004 2:36:11 GMT -5
Not exactly.But it does say that "Homosexuals shall never enter the gates of Heaven."Or something like that. which gospel/verse/whatever?
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Post by euromegamouth on Apr 9, 2004 2:40:10 GMT -5
I'm not sure 'cause I haven't read the Bible in YEARS but it does say it.I'll look for it right now.
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Post by Madamluna on Apr 9, 2004 6:26:40 GMT -5
Not exactly.But it does say that "Homosexuals shall never enter the gates of Heaven."Or something like that. I've been considered a homophobe, but I don't really hate gays. P.S.Madamluna, I LOVE that stanza poem!It's witty, hilarious, and, uh, that's it.No, that's not it.It's also original and awesome. Awww, THX sound system 4 u :D SKREEEEEEEEOWWWWWWSHHHHH Also, J's poem is cool. I liked it. Also: since the only Bible I actually read is the Brick Testament, I found the part where it mentions homosexuality. WARNING for Lego-people nudity and whatnot. It's here.#nosmileys
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