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Post by JasonKondrick on Oct 21, 2004 17:22:28 GMT -5
Former President Reagan has been found to secretly aiding an opponent, John Kerry, in winning the presidency. Because of his demand to create more ways for fruits and vegetables to be eaten, he has aided the Kerry campaign. By promoting ketchup, claiming it was a vegetable, in cafeterias during lunch, Heintz ketchup was used to further aid his cause, therefore aiding Kerry. Profits rose, as well as income for Kerry's wife, who is the main fund for his campaign to presidency.
(This information was put together in a funny way, and I hope this form of a joke relieves some of the tension in this election.)
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Post by Salmonella on Oct 22, 2004 17:27:06 GMT -5
I don't get it.
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Post by MelonB1088 on Oct 22, 2004 17:32:47 GMT -5
M: We're not the least bit suprised. Endy: I *less than three* that...
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Post by Alice Wilde on Oct 23, 2004 16:27:48 GMT -5
Oh, and the Pope was involved. But, that's all I can say.
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Post by i. on Oct 23, 2004 16:29:16 GMT -5
We would tell you more, but then we would have to kill you.
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