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Post by Fancy on Mar 31, 2010 12:35:51 GMT -5
Awesomeness.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 1, 2010 18:03:09 GMT -5
AN: There's bound to be some inaccuracies. But that's what makes it fun, right? And the censor for Trag's name, who came up with that? Bad timing!Chapter Two: I'm Too Sexy Tragedy was up late, with consideration of time zones, on msn, with a girl. He was just about to emoticon wink, when the effects of the parallel universe washed over him. Tragedy shook his head, dazed, and tried to keep up the conversation. But something had changed. He wasn't as interested in the conversation any more. His confidence levels had gone way down. Figuring it was the girl's fault, he logged off and sighed. "I'm going to STUDY!" Tragedy declared. He studied long into the night, depite the fact that it was a Saturday and practically everyone was having parties in their dorm rooms. His roommate barged in just as Tragedy was finishing. "Hey, you. I thought you'd be out. Hey, what are you doing?" Tragedy was staring at his roommate's lips without realising. "I have to go," Tragedy said, a little freaked out by what was happening. He ran out of the dorms, shivering in shock. * * * Mijahu was composing a song, when he too felt the effects of the parallel universe flutter through him. He stopped composing, his inspiration for doing so had been worn away, like a ticket scratchy thingy. Mijahu's confidence had actually swollen double the amount it had been before, perhaps even triple. Mijahu flung himself out into the snowy, wintery night, collapsing in the layers of new snow the parallel universe had added for effect. He laughed, giddy with relief and free of the years of pain and conflict he'd been inflicted with. "I'M NOT GAY!" Mijahu yelled into the silent night. * * * Tragedy was being chased by a trademark crowd of girls. He wasn't enjoying it as he normally would have. "HELP!" he screamed. I'm gay.
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Post by Sixteen on Apr 1, 2010 18:22:19 GMT -5
I don't see how Tragedy is different.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Apr 1, 2010 18:26:09 GMT -5
If this was true, it would be the news story of the century.
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Post by katekor on Apr 1, 2010 21:47:08 GMT -5
Love it Shelly!
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Post by Mijahu on Apr 2, 2010 16:54:32 GMT -5
lolol. i love this
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Post by Triangle Eyes on Apr 2, 2010 19:09:00 GMT -5
Just gets better!
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Post by tigerseye on Apr 3, 2010 15:43:00 GMT -5
ahahaha brilliant
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Post by Shelly on Apr 8, 2010 17:39:31 GMT -5
There will be a guest writer for the next chapter.
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Post by JTB on Apr 8, 2010 18:05:56 GMT -5
Great.
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Post by Shelly on Apr 30, 2010 1:27:18 GMT -5
The guest writer was a bit of a misunderstanding . . . so back to it, eh?
Chapter Three: God Put A Smile Upon Your Face
Emma Squalor was busy in the fanfiction section of the 667 Dark Avenue offices after hours, the glow of the computer screen illuminating her face in the dark night as she furiously typed a new fanfiction about her and her beloved Jerome. She spellchecked it about five times before she was satisfied and clicked post. Realising the time, she went to make herself a cup of tea at the vast nearby facilities.
Of course, these facilities included a well stocked supply of absinthe.
The effects of the parallel univese washed over Emma Squalor in an overwhelming wave, much more stronger than the others' had been. She staggered, clutching at a nearby desk for support. Thankfully, she did not have her cup of tea, or she would've scalded herself quite badly.
The tears welled up in her eyes as she realised that her love for a fictional character would always remain unreciprocated, no matter how much fanfiction she wrote.
Screeching in anger, she ran over to one of the many wide windows of the 667 building. Picking up a nearby stool, she hurled it through the window, which shattered entirely in a terrifying explosion of noise.
The stool fell out of sight, and Emma walked right over to the edge, just in time to see a leg of the stool impale itself into a pedestrian's head.
She smirked, feeling no remorse or regret, as the pedestrian's screams echoed in the dark night.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Apr 30, 2010 18:18:55 GMT -5
Oh, my God. This was really sad and really funny at the same time. XD Awesome job, Shelly.
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2010 18:08:55 GMT -5
Wow Emma, you're so violent.
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Post by Deleted on May 2, 2010 14:23:56 GMT -5
Violent Emma! RUN!!
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on May 2, 2010 14:48:40 GMT -5
I know, right? Even I'm frightened of parallel!universe!me.
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