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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2010 14:42:04 GMT -5
Chapter 2 Gigi had just woken up from her second nap of the day, and she went to give the kids some apple juice. Baby Triangle Eyes threw up after drinking it. Baby Tragedy made fun of her, calling her pukeyface. Since it was noon, it was time for Gigi's noon nap, so she went to bed. The babies went outside, for an adventure. "Guys, lets go to the jungle next door" said baby Jemima. They walked over to the neighbors garden. Fancy walked in first, then yelled "Help, I'm lost in the forest." The other babies corrected her, because they thought they were in a jungle. Suddenly, the neighbors chihuahua ran over. "A LION" yelled baby Emma frightened. The dog looked baffled at the babies, then peed on baby Rellim. Brave baby Tragedy shooed away the lion just as it was about to eat baby Pandora, except it was just licking baby Pandora. "Oh my god, look at that monkey" said the babies. The monkey got closer and closer. But when it got closer, they realized it was just baby Dante, who was angry that they were having fun and went to spoil it for everybody. The babies went back to the house and played with stuffed animals.
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Post by Charles Vane on Apr 1, 2010 16:36:17 GMT -5
The monkey got closer and closer. But when it got closer, they realized it was just baby Dante, who was angry that they were having fun and went to spoil it for everybody SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
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Post by Shelly on Apr 1, 2010 17:22:11 GMT -5
Suddenly, the neighbors chihuahua ran over. "A LION" yelled baby Emma frightened. Enough said.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Apr 1, 2010 18:21:40 GMT -5
Suddenly, the neighbors chihuahua ran over. "A LION" yelled baby Emma frightened. Enough said. Hahaha. I love baby!me. ;D
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Post by Sixteen on Apr 1, 2010 18:29:36 GMT -5
So many possibilities. I love this fic.
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Post by katekor on Apr 1, 2010 21:45:34 GMT -5
Oh yay I love this!
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Post by Songbird on Apr 2, 2010 0:42:27 GMT -5
I can't wait to see more, this is so good
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Post by Deleted on Apr 2, 2010 6:18:37 GMT -5
kekeke a lion, lol.
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Post by Trikip on Apr 17, 2010 13:31:24 GMT -5
Chapter Three
“Have a great day, my little coffee cake!” said BSam's mom as she kissed him on the cheek. What a rainy morning it was. Streams of water were flowing through the hills of the town. A small piece of paper appeared inside one of the puddles. “What's this?” said BSam as he picked it up. He walked into the daycare and showed it to Gigi. “Oh, BSam, where did you ever find this lottery ticket? I'll put this aside and give it to your mother when she picks you up.” BSam walked away with a frown. Had he known it was a lottery ticket, he would have kept it for himself. That was when BSam hatched a terrible, terrible idea. “I just hatched a terrible, terrible idea!” said BSam.
Tragedy had always been known as a good pooper. BSam knew this well, and he requested Tragedy to poop his pants at exactly 8:30 am. And he did. “Uh oh, Gigi! We've got a mess!” said Shelly. “Oh dear, Tragedy! I'll clean you up straight away,” said Gigi. And she did. Meanwhile, BSam took the lottery ticket from Gigi's desk. His plan had worked perfectly.
When BSam got home that day, he turned on the TV. The news reporter said, “And today's winning lottery numbers are...” A few seconds later, BSam was jumping for joy. He had won the lottery. He went to the local convenience store to claim his money. After bringing home his fortune, he realized something. “Wait a minute,” he said, “I don't know what money is.” So he decided to eat it all. And he did.
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Post by Emma “Emmz” Squalor on Apr 17, 2010 16:22:31 GMT -5
That was really funny! Especially the part where BSam ate all of his winnings. XD
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Apr 18, 2010 18:30:16 GMT -5
That was awesome.
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Post by jemima on Apr 18, 2010 21:53:23 GMT -5
BSam could've bought a lot of beer with those lottery winnings...
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Post by Deleted on Apr 19, 2010 17:29:24 GMT -5
Chapter 4
It was time for daycare. Baby Libitina brought in her favorite new DVD, Barney goes to church. Gigi put the DVD in the DVD player, and turned it on. All the babies were fascinated by the movie. "Let's watch it again," said baby Fancy after the movie ended. So Gigi started it again. "Let's watch it again," said baby Shelly after it ended. This repeated 8 times. After the eighth time, Gigi said "Okay babies, its time for naps. "Yay naps" said baby Emma, and all the babies went into their cribs and slept. All the babies, except for baby Dante.
Dante hated the Barney DVD, because it was too much fun and not enough serious business. So after the babies and Gigi fell asleep, he snuck into the living room and took the DVD. He climbed on top of the roof, and threw it off. Right before it hit the ground, a gust of wind blew it through the window and into the DVD player again. Dante angrily grabbed the DVD, and put it underneath a trucks wheel. He got into the truck and ran over the DVD, then pulled forward crushing it again. He checked to make sure it was crushed, then went to his crib, satisfied.
When baby Dante woke up, he heard all the babies laughing. He went into the living room and saw Barney on the screen again. Enraged, he asked 'What is this?! I thought the DVD was broken." Baby Triangle Eyes said "Yeah, it was, so I brought out my DVD, Barney at the lame Democrat function." Dante slithered away, furious, but swore he would get his revenge.
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Post by Hermedy on Apr 19, 2010 17:52:06 GMT -5
Baby Libitina brought in her favorite new DVD, Barney goes to church. LOL
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Post by Charles Vane on Apr 19, 2010 19:34:01 GMT -5
Chapter 4 It was time for daycare. Baby Libitina brought in her favorite new DVD, Barney goes to church. Gigi put the DVD in the DVD player, and turned it on. All the babies were fascinated by the movie. "Let's watch it again," said baby Fancy after the movie ended. So Gigi started it again. "Let's watch it again," said baby Shelly after it ended. This repeated 8 times. After the eighth time, Gigi said "Okay babies, its time for naps. "Yay naps" said baby Emma, and all the babies went into their cribs and slept. All the babies, except for baby Dante. Dante hated the Barney DVD, because it was too much fun and not enough serious business. So after the babies and Gigi fell asleep, he snuck into the living room and took the DVD. He climbed on top of the roof, and threw it off. Right before it hit the ground, a gust of wind blew it through the window and into the DVD player again. Dante angrily grabbed the DVD, and put it underneath a trucks wheel. He got into the truck and ran over the DVD, then pulled forward crushing it again. He checked to make sure it was crushed, then went to his crib, satisfied. When baby Dante woke up, he heard all the babies laughing. He went into the living room and saw Barney on the screen again. Enraged, he asked 'What is this?! I thought the DVD was broken." Baby Triangle Eyes said "Yeah, it was, so I brought out my DVD, Barney at the lame Democrat function." Dante slithered away, furious, but swore he would get his revenge. SLAAAAAAAAAM
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