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Post by Sixteen on Dec 19, 2012 10:38:07 GMT -5
I love this so much. As usual, it was top notch stuff. Good to see this back. Also, haggis is Irish? No, it's Scottish but that just adds to the joke.
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Post by Poe's Coats Host Toast on Dec 19, 2012 14:59:51 GMT -5
Willis, do you even know what Haggis is made of and where it comes from?? Jk, but great little fic. I liked BSam singing along to (almost) everything. Also Terry Craig sat at the fringes, drinking an Old Fashioned and quietly cursing. Everybody knew that meant he was happy. This is frighteningly accurate. I'm usually with one or two people conversing at the same time and smoking, but yeah, this is how I usually am parties.
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Post by Songbird on Dec 19, 2012 16:11:52 GMT -5
Excellent! I like the holiday spirit in this installment. Good job
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2012 16:28:48 GMT -5
yes I knew what haggis was and what country its from, what do you think I am, some weirdo who would just ask Tragedy for a funny Irish dish that Sixteen would make and then assume that whatever he says is actually an Irish thing and then google that thing and see sheep are in it too. come on.
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Post by bryan on Dec 19, 2012 16:41:20 GMT -5
Everyone liked this. Even Bryan.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 15, 2013 22:28:13 GMT -5
Tragedy had gathered all of the contestants into a courtroom, which was conveniently in the middle of the arena they had all been fighting in. He put on a judge robe and wig. Court was now in session, for the murder of Misery during non killing hours of the Dark Games. Because the cameras were off, no one at 667 Dark Avenue actually saw what happened. The contestants all knew that he died because of an allergy to Sixteen’s haggis. The contestants all entered the courtroom and sat down. Tragedy announced “This trial is for the murder of Misery, my brother. Whoever is found guilty of the murder will be executed, then the Dark Games will continue. My sexy bailiff will take things from here.” Sophie, who was acting as bailiff, called Dante to the stand.
“Dante,” asked Tragedy. “Did you see what happened?” “Yes. Your brother was killed because of an allergy to the cinnamon that Sixteen put into his haggis. I believe it was intentional, because Sixteen has always been a bro, but never a brother.”
Next to the stand was Songbird. “Sixteen killed her with his haggis. It was a clear violation of the rules, and he should get an OFFICIAL WARNING,” she screeched. Everybody covered their ears. Songbird gave them all official warnings for it. Then she talked about boys for a while.
Next to the stand was Fancy. “Listen, I wasn’t really paying attention to any of this. I’m basically not even around anymore. I’m pretty sure Sixteen did it. Can I play age of empires now?”
Next up was Sherry Ann. I won’t write everything she said because it would take FOREVER. Just know that she brought up like 2 binders full of notes, which all presented evidence about how Sixteen murdered Misery with haggis. She also said slang that wasn’t real, but acted like it was real.
The next person up was Tiago Squalor. “I think it was Sixteen and the haggis something something Lady Gaga.”
Emma Squalor was called to the stand next, but nobody could find her.
Sixteen was getting very nervous. Every single person that had testified had accused him. Normally he would do the honorable thing and come clean, but he didn't want to disappoint his bro, and also he didn't want to be executed. He was called to the stand next. He thought quickly. “Sixteen, all this testimony has said that you were the murderer. What do you have to say for yourself.” Sixteen cleared his throat, then began. “I could not have been the one who murdered him, you honor. I was too busy. You gave us phone privileges during the holiday, so I collect called the White House. I told them I was the prime minister, and I got through to George Bush. I hung up before I talked to him though, because I was too scared.” Everybody in the courtroom looked at Sixteen dumbfounded. How could this ridiculous, clearly untrue story possibly be a good alibi. Except for Tragedy, who went “Okay, sounds good to me. Sixteen didn't do it. BSam, you’re up next.”
Sixteen was also dumbfounded. He didn't think there was a chance that anybody would believe his absurd story. But he thought quickly again, and whispered to BSam one word. “Tino.” Bsam smiled as he took the stand. “Your honor, I know who murdered your brother. It was Cybermystery. He was singing Glee songs in the bathroom, the bedroom, even the kitchen. Then, he took an axe and cut off his head.” Cybermystery got out of his seat and yelled “That’s a lie!” “Order in the court,” demanded Tragedy. “Now Cybermystery, is it true you sang songs in the kitchen.” Cybermystery looked at Tragedy annoyed. “Yes, but what does that have to do with this.” “Did you sing songs in the bedroom,” asked Tragedy angrily. Cybermystery rolled his eyes and said “Yes, but that’s irrelevant. I didn’t cut his head off with an axe. His head isn't even cut off!” “DID YOU EVEN SING IN THE KITCHEN,” yelled Tragedy. Cybermystery nodded silently. “EXECUTE HIM,” yelled Tragedy. Sophie brought Cybermystery to the guillotine. As it went down, Sixteen and BSam bumped fists, and thought of Shelly.
Everyone thought the trial was over, but Pandora, craving attention said “Wait, I haven’t testified yet. Tiago did it!” Everybody shrugged, and Tiago was executed as well.
After the trial, all the contestants scattered. Pandora started into the woods. “Wait,” said Songbird firmly. You’ve been running for too long. Let’s finish this now. Pandora nodded, knowing she couldn’t put this off any longer. It was time for them to fight.
Next time – Songbird and Pandora fight. To the death. And who do you want to see win this epic matchup? Well, you can vote for the winner, either in this thread or in a PM if you don't want to offend someone. Your votes count!
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Post by Hermedy on Jan 15, 2013 22:33:24 GMT -5
*stops sulking*
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Post by Charlie on Jan 15, 2013 22:36:39 GMT -5
This makes me happy. Good work Willis *high five*
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Post by BSam on Jan 15, 2013 23:15:13 GMT -5
good work
*fist bump*
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Post by Linda Rhaldeen on Jan 16, 2013 0:07:31 GMT -5
WIN.
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Post by Fancy on Jan 16, 2013 1:35:34 GMT -5
In the "Which Disney character are you?" thread: So I vote for Pandora to lose, unless I get to kill her at some point instead.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 16, 2013 1:36:17 GMT -5
I know that Pandora will prevail because she will do whatever it takes to win, even when the stakes are dire and boring.
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Post by Charles Vane on Jan 16, 2013 1:39:26 GMT -5
In the "Which Disney character are you?" thread: So I vote for Pandora to lose, unless I get to kill her at some point instead. I call not this either. Dammit. The stakes are going to be direr and boringer now.
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Post by Tryina Denouement on Jan 16, 2013 3:50:45 GMT -5
I vote Songbird to die.
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Post by BSam on Jan 16, 2013 4:56:47 GMT -5
I vote for the cutest one to win.
That's right, I'm undecided!
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